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Bad times to get an erection

10-11-2010 7:05pm

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scientific1982

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During a funeral.

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#2 10-11-2010 7:07pm

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fair enough.

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#3 10-11-2010 7:08pm

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When you're dressed as a clown at a children's party

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#4 10-11-2010 7:08pm

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Just before before the bell goes at end of every class in secondary school

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#5 10-11-2010 7:09pm

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When the priest is touching it,it just gives him encouragement

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#6 10-11-2010 7:09pm

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Wearing a speedo...

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#7 10-11-2010 7:09pm

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When she's had enough

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#8 10-11-2010 7:09pm

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In the showers after your rugby match...

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#9 10-11-2010 7:09pm

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At the end of a job interview when you're getting up to leave.

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#10 10-11-2010 7:12pm

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when she's got a headache

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#11 10-11-2010 7:12pm

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During a prostate examination.

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#12 10-11-2010 7:13pm

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When your sister walks into the room.

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#13 10-11-2010 7:13pm

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when you are doing your cameo on the most popular tv show!

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#14 10-11-2010 7:14pm

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mass especially with all the standing kneeling and bending over

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#15 10-11-2010 7:14pm

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as a kid at the dentist in tracksuit bottoms...(erection for the nurse)

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#16 10-11-2010 7:14pm

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Gingersnaps wrote: »

During a prostate examination.

Solid first post.

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#17 10-11-2010 7:15pm

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When your hot cousin walks into the room wearing the most eye popping getup imaginable.................. hypothetically that would be...cough..terrible!

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#18 10-11-2010 7:16pm

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Walking up to get Communion at mass.

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#19 10-11-2010 7:17pm

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http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/9/4/9/1949_slide.jpg?v=1

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#20 10-11-2010 7:17pm

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Kimono-Girl wrote: »

when you are doing your cameo on the most popular tv show!

Particularly if its Barny.

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#21 10-11-2010 7:18pm

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WillyWaggler wrote: »

Walking up to get Communion at mass.

Appropriate username!!

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#22 10-11-2010 7:19pm

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scientific1982 wrote: »

Particularly if its Barny.

. . . especially if Barney hugs you from behind:eek:

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#23 10-11-2010 7:19pm

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While watching a rape scene on tv.

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#24 10-11-2010 7:19pm

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Anytime you can't make good use if it.

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#25 10-11-2010 7:20pm

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When seated in an Aer Lingus plane.

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#26 10-11-2010 7:21pm

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WillyWaggler wrote: »

Walking up to get Communion at mass.

that you Neil?

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#27 10-11-2010 7:22pm

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SugarHigh wrote: »

While watching a rape scene on tv.

especially if you're watching Oz or Prison Break.

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#28 10-11-2010 7:23pm

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Never a bad time to get an erection

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#29 10-11-2010 7:28pm

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While watching that Miley Cyrus interview on the Late Late, in your granny's house.

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#30 10-11-2010 7:30pm

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http://www.funnystuffblog.com/joker/teacher-boner.jpg This.

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#31 10-11-2010 7:32pm

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scientific1982 wrote: »

During a funeral.

kudos to the undertaker, must have done a great job on the corpse

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#32 10-11-2010 7:34pm

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MGMTea wrote: »

http://www.funnystuffblog.com/joker/teacher-boner.jpg This.

Wow, boner and derp in the one photo. Impressive, in a wrong way.

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#33 10-11-2010 7:35pm

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scientific1982 wrote: »

During a funeral.

and can score bonus when someone says wheres the stiffie?

"in my pants" win!

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#34 10-11-2010 7:39pm

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While performing the heimlich maneuver on your mother.

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#35 10-11-2010 7:42pm

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benwavner wrote: »

While performing the heimlich maneuver on your mother.

Depends on what she was choking on originally. :pac:

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#36 10-11-2010 7:42pm

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While watching two trailer park wans fighting on the Jerry Springer show.

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#37 10-11-2010 7:51pm

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When walking past the Nurofen+ at Tesco.

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#38 10-11-2010 7:52pm

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During a group hug.

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#39 10-11-2010 7:52pm

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Whilst looking at that pic of Dr.Bollocko doing his naked run through the streets.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=63989567&postcount=517

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#40 10-11-2010 7:59pm

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While sitting on the desk trying to teach geography to a class of 5th years..
Think i'll take that image to the grave with me

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#41 10-11-2010 8:06pm

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Oh Lord, I remember when I was.. maybe 13 or something.. I managed to get one during a class. Sure enough the teacher calls me up to fill in something on the blackboard.

"Er. No. You're fine"

Does any one remember the whole awkward thing of putting weight on it in the hope it went down? Thankfully it worked that time.

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#42 10-11-2010 8:06pm

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When you're an undercover agent dressed as a women in an undercover sting

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#43 10-11-2010 8:09pm

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whiskeyman wrote: »

When you're an undercover agent dressed as a women in an undercover sting

And this happens to you often?

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#44 10-11-2010 8:11pm

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And this happens to you often?

Is that you red fox?

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#45 10-11-2010 8:13pm

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whiskeyman wrote: »

Is that you red fox?

The eagle swoops low during winter. The eagle swoops low.

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#46 10-11-2010 8:13pm

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alwaysadub wrote: »

While sitting on the desk trying to teach geography to a class of 5th years..
Think i'll take that image to the grave with me

We will always remember you too. Mr. A.!

So thats was you on the hdip placement trying to explain geo natural formations to a class of thirty hormonal 16 year old girls!

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#47 10-11-2010 8:13pm

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Deleted User wrote: »

Oh Lord, I remember when I was.. maybe 13 or something.. I managed to get one during a class. Sure enough the teacher calls me up to fill in something on the blackboard.

"Er. No. You're fine"

Does any one remember the whole awkward thing of putting weight on it in the hope it went down? Thankfully it worked that time.

Yep. That **** for school bags and belts.

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#48 10-11-2010 8:14pm

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While being photographed for boneyarsebogman's yoga sig.

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#49 10-11-2010 8:19pm

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Diapason wrote: »

While being photographed for boneyarsebogman's yoga sig.

Don't worry, that's why there's a bit trimmed off.

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#50 10-11-2010 8:19pm

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During first confession.

(Not neccessarily yours)

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#51 10-11-2010 8:24pm

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when you're sitting down doing everyday things, working, relaxing, whatever
and someone there says "will you get me that ______ next door/upstairs"

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