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Real Woman - What are they?

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  • #242
    Merzbow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭Merzbow


    On a serious note if you want your girlfriend or wife to lose weight, ask her to run just 1 mile each day. Then after a week she will be 7 miles away.


  • #243
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    The ideal shape for any woman to be is a fillet t-shape, with a nice flange*.

    * Obscure Structural Engineering reference


  • #244
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    The ideal shape for any woman to be is a fillet t-shape, with a nice flange*.

    * Obscure Structural Engineering reference

    Flange designs are available as "welding neck", "slip-on", "boss", "lap joint", "socket weld", "threaded", and also "blind".

    To be honest, the Wiki explanation isn't making it seem any less durty! Watch out if she's got a vacuum flange though. :pac:


  • #245
    fufureida
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 716 ✭✭✭fufureida


    A woman is as real as she wants to be...their is no ''real'' woman. We are all real women...what a silly question! Our men should aid us to feel more ''real'' if needs be! Whether your skinny, small, fat, slim; your ''real'' lol their is no picture perfect! Everyone has flaws! With me, my fiancé loves my smile, my boobs ( 38 F LOL!!!) , my ass...he likes that I am curvy! But I do feel I need to lose some weight!


  • #246
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    Millicent wrote: »
    Sugarhigh, do you see any irony in trying to paint Starbelgrade as judgemental, even though his critique has more to do with personality traits than looks?

    Why is it ok to judge a man for crying and not
    Ok to judge a woman on her looks?


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  • #247
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    Why is it ok to judge a man for crying and not
    Ok to judge a woman on her looks?

    Because looks are superficial & actions are not.

    External appearance can be deceptive, but a person's true character can often be seen by their actions.

    If you cannot see how that works, I really don't know what else to say to you, because at the moment it's like talking to a stubborn child.


  • #248
    thee glitz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭thee glitz


    Definition found:

    http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/stated-standards.png


  • #249
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,254 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Urban dictionary:
    A phrase normally used by fat middle-aged female journalists to make their fat middle-aged readers feel better about them selves. They use to somehow imply that any woman that isn’t overweight isn’t a “real woman” Also used by the disgusting dove campaign for “real beauty” which uses this bull**** to sell soap. This word is synonymous with the word curvy which has also lost its real meaning.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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