Cork Radio host jerks it on Aer Lingus flight

A version of this thread on the Cork City page got locked , just goes to show what some people think of free speech plus it was the busiest Cork thread since i joined Boards, yet it still got locked...

It'll all end in Beers (1)!

The following script is purely fictional and has no basis in fact. Any
similarities to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
(Sound of phone ringing)

Mr. Kay: Hello. Ah Hi Connie. Good to hear from you boy! What....
What? Slow down, slow down. What are you saying to me? (Pause) Jesus! You what!?

Mr Pein: (On the other end of the phone).... I said, I woke up this
morning with a ************************ head on me. I was staring at the ceiling for a few
seconds and then it all came back to me in a flash!

Mr. Kay: Christ Connie! And were you actually playing with it?
Mr Pein: What the ************************ am I going to do Gar? If this leaks out I'm
finished.

(Cut to Mr. Kay's office. We only hear his voice.)

Mr Kay: Hold tough Connie. Let me be the Bannisteoir. The first tug on the
ball is the key....Sorry Connie boy. Slip of the tongue!.... Let me think
for a second... Where were you sitting?.... Front seat? Good Good! Nobody
in front of you though? .....Feck!.... Two of them?.... Right. First thing
we'll have to do is stall them. I'll send them a letter saying we'll take
them to the cleaners if a word of this leaks..... hold your horses there
Connie boy. That will only buy us time..... I'll have to put more thought
into this..... the good thing is that we only have a couple of witnesses
It'll be easy to confuse them.... i'm good at that..... Now tell me
everything from the beginning.......(Lengthy
Pause).........Right........Ok.........***************** *******!.....And?....Oh For ************************
Sake!!......And then?.....Ahha......Got ya...... and were the cops
called?...... Perfect!..... Right now Connie. Sit back and take a deep
breath and listen carefully....This is what happened..... What do you mean,
"The facts?" I'm not remotely interested in establishing the facts Connie
Boy. I'm merely interested in establishing reasonable doubt, my boy!....
Will you shut up you opinionated little ************************er and listen. Now. After the
function you took a couple of aspirin for that old war wound, and the
effects coupled with the few pints.... What?... .. What do you mean what
war wound? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT ************************************G WAR WOUND!!... you just took theAspirin OK!........WHAT NOW!! .....Ok then have it your own way, Nurofen then! Jesus! You're getting on my tits now Connie. Will you shut up and listen..... The combination of substances caused memory loss, eh..Until you got back to Cork.... so nothing happened. See there, nothing happened. There, sorted.... hang on a second....Too tame as it is.... i'll tell you what.... You took more tablets at the airport, eh and more alcohol... that should do it. And leave the rest to me......What do you mean, "How did I
remember I took more pills at the airport?"...I told you already leave
everything to me. The langers will never cop that.

It'll all end in Beers (2)!

Mr Kay is on the phone again to Connie.

Mr Kay: Calm down Connie! Calm down. I saw it....Yes, all of the
papers....Relax will you. There's nothing to worry about, because nothing
happened! Remember?...No?... Excellent answer. Well done.... Now We'll have
to change tack a bit, they're not buying the Nurofen thing..... So new story. Now here's what actually happened Connie.... When you left the restaurant you bumped your head getting into the taxi, right..... Slight concussion.... temporary memory loss, ok..... then when you got to the airport you began to feel yourself again.... Sorry, Sorry, bad choice of words.. you began to feel
normal again.... then you bumped your head in the jacks at the airport a
second time... took the Nurofen and had a few bevies. Memory loss again....
until touching down in Cork. There that should do it....What?... The
witnesses?... You leave them to me boy. .... What do you mean a line out? Ah
Connie, no self respecting judge will look for an identity parade. You just
keep your todger in your trousers and I'll look after everything else. I
don't care if there was two witnesses or twenty two of them I'll confuse the
beJazes out of them. They won't know what they saw... Don't worry Connie,
It'll be sorted in a few days and We'll celebrate over a few beers.

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the dirty ****! (rhymes with stunt)!

Jumpy wrote: »

Am I the only one who feels sorry for the poor guy?

Sexual hallucinations are common enough under sedation. As I said in another forum, I highly doubt a public figure would risk all for a danger ****.

Sure it wouldnt be pretty from a bystanders point of view, but the media and public opinion is a bit over the top.

If somebody else had done this instead of Prendeville, it would be the first topic of discussion on his radio show the next morning. But he definitely wouldn't have taken a sympathetic stance on the matter and this is why I don't feel particularly sorry for him. His family yes, but him no.

Jumpy wrote: »

Am I the only one who feels sorry for the poor guy?

Sexual hallucinations are common enough under sedation. As I said in another forum, I highly doubt a public figure would risk all for a danger ****.

Sure it wouldnt be pretty from a bystanders point of view, but the media and public opinion is a bit over the top.

You are absolutely right, Jumpy.

I'm not familiar with the perp, but from previous comments I understand that he didn't show such sympathy or understanding for those in such positions when he was in a position of power over public opinion, hence the sea of glee and gloating here.

Yez are all as bad as each other.