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'Sickening' act with dog leaves rugby star's career in ruins

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I heard he'd been signed up by Hull Kingston Rovers, because he was the dog's bollocks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,129 ✭✭✭griffin100




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Einhard


    I hear the dog is after signing up with Max Clifford and his sold his story to the Sun. Apparently he also has picures of himself and a well known Premiership footballer...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Einhard wrote: »
    Apparently he also has picures of himself and a well known Premiership footballer...

    Heard it was a boxer.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,706 ✭✭✭Voodu Child


    Another case of double-standards :rolleyes: If it was the other way around and the fella was giving the dog a bj, nobody would be complaining.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Einhard


    mikom wrote: »
    Heard it was a boxer.......

    I was told it was a Trotter...


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 4,720 Mod ✭✭✭✭dory


    I can't find the pic online. I know you're not meant to link me to it but can someone suggest (in PrisonBreak style code) how I may find it?

    EDIT: found it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    You just know - all the people defending him have done this before!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,617 ✭✭✭Cat Melodeon


    Oh for god's sake - my dogs lick each others balls all the time and are constantly crotchdiving their human companions. Who's to say the dog didn't initiate the act and the rugby player was just too drunk not to notice his admirer was canine, not human? I mean, I know a few Australian women and I can see how a mistake could be made...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭MayoForSam


    At least it wasn't the opposite end of the dog he was playing with.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    O hairy grey stones of Monaghan
    The laugh from my bark you thieved..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    biko wrote: »
    No linking to pictures please, not joking.

    Check my sig :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭squeakyduck


    WTF? Wiki not even updated!:rolleyes:

    EDIT: It is now! :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    Ive had worse looking dogs lick my balls before.......only difference being i met them earlier in coppers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Misanthrope


    mike65 wrote: »
    Australians eh?

    Aussie shackledraggers of the Western Isle, You cannot base a culture on thongs and roadkill.




  • Posts: 2,032 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Those arnt my Scooby snacks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Cathal Kelly
    Staff Reporter


    The career of one of the stars of Australia’s Rugby League is likely over after a picture has emerged of him engaging in a sex act with a friend’s dog.

    Ah now. Surely his teammates girlfriend isn't that bad?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭ringadingding


    Am I the only one waiting for the video to be released?

    *puts front door on latch*
    * opens zip*






    < >



    * rubs semi


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭Nozebleed


    how is his career in ruins?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Misanthrope


    All I can say is my dog wouldn't let anybody do that to him, no matter who he was or what sport he played.

    Also we're talking Rugby League here.These mercenaric(I just inventified that word) defilers of the Corinthian spirit,non attendees of Universities with quadrangles and ivy,toothless proletariat rabble are liable to do just about anything.Common as muck I tell you.The yokelish commentary says it all really

    " ooooh! Mahtin Ohfyer, ooooh by 'eck he's got t't pace fur ih this lad"

    God be with the days when gentleman played rugger in flannel trousers and hats, and had a right old riot at the Drones Club afterwards.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,124 ✭✭✭wolfpawnat


    star-pants wrote: »
    ... seriously?

    Sure they couldn't outlaw it, their women look like dogs!

    Maybe thats why he got it to lick him, he thought it was the girlfriend. Easy mistaken with their women!:pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    "Walkies"...with a silent "N" :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭Trog




    MAybe it'll work this time: 50 seconds in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,929 ✭✭✭Calibos


    Him Blowing dog (what I first thought when reading thread title)....Fcuked up drunk or sober and deserving of ridicule and sacking

    Him shagging dog....Fcuked up drunk or sober and deserving of ridicule and sacking

    Him genuinely throat fcuking a restrained dog to get off....****ed up drunk or sober and deserving of ridicule and sacking

    Him holding dogs head for a few seconds while it licks his c@ck for a laugh. ****ed up sober but fcuking crazy rugger bugger antics:rolleyes: not deserving of lifetime ridicule or sacking.

    It all depends really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 718 ✭✭✭Porkpie


    Hair of the dog that blew ya....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Misanthrope


    Nozebleed wrote: »
    how is his career in ruins?

    I think it was to do with animal cruelty.Maybe he popped his ACL also but I'd say it's mainly committing the act of bestiality that'll finish him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,244 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    When I saw the headline, I thought it was more serious than that. Then again, I did live in South Africa, where I heard tales of teenage boys "suckling" calves through the barbed-wire fence. (They don't bite their mothers, do they? :eek: )

    Government resting upon the will and universal suffrage of the people has no anchorage except in the people's intelligence.

    — Grover Cleveland



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    gross


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭LarrytheLantern


    i dunno the dog is better looking than some of the irish-girls you regularly see in Temple Bar.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    i dunno the dog is better looking than some of the irish-girls you regularly see in Temple Bar.
    So, after a night on the lash, you'd rather stick it in a dog than a female? :confused:


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