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Best word in the english language?

  • 28-10-2010 01:24PM
    #1
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭


    Right, so with more and more chicks wearing leggings these days for some reason, every now and then you'll see someone hot and notice she's a mumbler... You can see the lips moving but you can't make out what they're saying!

    Unfortunately more often than not these kinda girls are outnumbered by the dreaded moose knuckle sporting fatties.

    This got me thinking about something I heard on argumental one night. Well you know that section between the high wasteline and the crotch of fat girls, where there's that bulge... It has a name, and it's called the gunt!

    Surely the best word ever? Seems to make women cringe when you say it! :D


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  • #2
    Jordonvito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 524 ✭✭✭Jordonvito


    steve06 wrote: »
    Right, so with more and more chicks wearing leggings these days for some reason, every now and then you'll see someone hot and notice she's a mumbler... You can see the lips moving but you can't make out what they're saying!

    Unfortunately more often than not these kinda girls are outnumbered by the dressed moose knuckle sporting fatties.

    This got me thinking about something I heard on argumental one night. Well you know that section between the high wasteline and the crotch of fat girls, where there's that bulge... It has a name, and it's called the cunt!

    Surely the best word ever? Seems to make women cringe when you say it! :D

    FYP


  • #3
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Doughnut.

    My post has nothing to do with the OP - I just think doughnut is the best word in the English language.

    Hmmmmm......


  • #4
    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    ****.


  • #5
    Roaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 787 ✭✭✭Roaster


    Gee


  • #6
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,066 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Muffin


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  • #7
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    That was in a film the other night! The male version is the gock.


  • #8
    senordingdong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,673 ✭✭✭✭senordingdong


    ****.


  • #9
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    That was in a film the other night! The male version is the gock.


    What was that film. Think I was watchin that too!


  • #10
    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    CorkMan wrote: »
    ****.

    Or else ****************.


  • #11
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Roaster wrote: »
    Gee

    ...though it has to be said with the right accent and in the right circumstances for its full paint stripping effect to become apparent...


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  • #12
    The Waltzing Consumer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,948 ✭✭✭The Waltzing Consumer


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    That was in a film the other night! The male version is the gock.

    Isn't that the fashion guy?? Makes you look good naked apparently


  • #13
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Jordonvito wrote: »
    FYP

    No, it's the gunt... Between the gut and the c*nt.


  • #14
    mr_fortycoats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10 ✭mr_fortycoats


    Cosmos


  • #15
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Insurgent wrote: »
    What was that film. Think I was watchin that too!

    I can't remember now! That's the only bit i remember out of the whole thing.


  • #16
    rockmongrel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭rockmongrel


    Cluster**** or clunge.


  • #17
    Big Pussy Bonpensiero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,801 ✭✭✭Big Pussy Bonpensiero


    Dunno about one of the best but one of the dirtiest words I've ever heard is gabhal (pronounced gow-el)... Its another word for a woman's crotch...


  • #18
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    I like the word "epitome"


  • #19
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    The Waltzing Consumer wrote: »
    Isn't that the fashion guy?? Makes you look good naked apparently
    Yeah he's Gok.
    The gock is gut and cock-when they're so fat you can't tell where one ends and the other starts.


  • #20
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    The best word in the english dictionary?
    Easy, whose eyes and ears dont go into overdrive when they see one, magical four letter word beginning with F?

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    FREE!!!!!!


  • #21
    Mirza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭Mirza


    Not exactly best words but some new words that made it to the latest Collins dictionary...
    - BGT" - the acronym denoting hit show Britain's Got Talent

    - "simples", meaning easy to do, arrives courtesy of Aleksandr the Meerkat from the advert for price comparison website
    - "tweetheart" - a user who is admired by others and "tweet tooth" - a strong desire to send a tweet.
    - "Fauxmance" refers to "a fictitious romance between two celebrities, concocted in order to gain press coverage".
    - "bigotgate" refers to Gordon Brown's fiasco with Labout voter Gillian Duffy during the last British general election


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  • #22
    bigneacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭bigneacy


    fúcksticks


  • #23
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    marmalade,
    Such a weird word...


  • #24
    Einhard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Roaster wrote: »
    Gee

    Lovely word altogether. Just rolls off the tongue....


  • #25
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    discombobulated! :)


  • #26
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,819 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    STUFF

    or

    FLAPS


  • #27
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,652 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Floccinaucinihilipilification.


  • #28
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,985 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    rockmongrel wrote: »
    clunge.

    ^Thats spooky.

    Thats the first word that entered my head when i read the thread title.


  • #29
    Krusader
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Krusader


    bouncebackability - coined by Ian Dowie


  • #30
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,035 ✭✭✭uch


    Gussett

    22/25



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  • #31
    Einhard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Self-flagellatiion....Sounds very dirty, but isn't really. So you can legitimately drop it in the middle of conversation, and then watch as people try to figure out if you're being rude or not.

    Defenestration...Possibly the greatest word/meaning combo in the English language. Any language that coins a word purely to describe the act of throwing someone out a window is ok in my book.


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