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Best word in the english language?

  • 28-10-2010 12:24pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭


    Right, so with more and more chicks wearing leggings these days for some reason, every now and then you'll see someone hot and notice she's a mumbler... You can see the lips moving but you can't make out what they're saying!

    Unfortunately more often than not these kinda girls are outnumbered by the dreaded moose knuckle sporting fatties.

    This got me thinking about something I heard on argumental one night. Well you know that section between the high wasteline and the crotch of fat girls, where there's that bulge... It has a name, and it's called the gunt!

    Surely the best word ever? Seems to make women cringe when you say it! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 524 ✭✭✭Jordonvito


    steve06 wrote: »
    Right, so with more and more chicks wearing leggings these days for some reason, every now and then you'll see someone hot and notice she's a mumbler... You can see the lips moving but you can't make out what they're saying!

    Unfortunately more often than not these kinda girls are outnumbered by the dressed moose knuckle sporting fatties.

    This got me thinking about something I heard on argumental one night. Well you know that section between the high wasteline and the crotch of fat girls, where there's that bulge... It has a name, and it's called the cunt!

    Surely the best word ever? Seems to make women cringe when you say it! :D

    FYP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Doughnut.

    My post has nothing to do with the OP - I just think doughnut is the best word in the English language.

    Hmmmmm......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    ****.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 787 ✭✭✭Roaster


    Gee


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Muffin


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    That was in a film the other night! The male version is the gock.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,673 ✭✭✭✭senordingdong


    ****.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    That was in a film the other night! The male version is the gock.


    What was that film. Think I was watchin that too!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    CorkMan wrote: »
    ****.

    Or else ****************.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Roaster wrote: »
    Gee

    ...though it has to be said with the right accent and in the right circumstances for its full paint stripping effect to become apparent...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,949 ✭✭✭The Waltzing Consumer


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    That was in a film the other night! The male version is the gock.

    Isn't that the fashion guy?? Makes you look good naked apparently


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Jordonvito wrote: »
    FYP

    No, it's the gunt... Between the gut and the c*nt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10 mr_fortycoats


    Cosmos


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Insurgent wrote: »
    What was that film. Think I was watchin that too!

    I can't remember now! That's the only bit i remember out of the whole thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭rockmongrel


    Cluster**** or clunge.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,778 ✭✭✭Big Pussy Bonpensiero


    Dunno about one of the best but one of the dirtiest words I've ever heard is gabhal (pronounced gow-el)... Its another word for a woman's crotch...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    I like the word "epitome"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Isn't that the fashion guy?? Makes you look good naked apparently
    Yeah he's Gok.
    The gock is gut and cock-when they're so fat you can't tell where one ends and the other starts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    The best word in the english dictionary?
    Easy, whose eyes and ears dont go into overdrive when they see one, magical four letter word beginning with F?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11 Mirza


    Not exactly best words but some new words that made it to the latest Collins dictionary...
    - BGT" - the acronym denoting hit show Britain's Got Talent

    - "simples", meaning easy to do, arrives courtesy of Aleksandr the Meerkat from the advert for price comparison website
    - "tweetheart" - a user who is admired by others and "tweet tooth" - a strong desire to send a tweet.
    - "Fauxmance" refers to "a fictitious romance between two celebrities, concocted in order to gain press coverage".
    - "bigotgate" refers to Gordon Brown's fiasco with Labout voter Gillian Duffy during the last British general election





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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭bigneacy


    fúcksticks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    marmalade,
    Such a weird word...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Roaster wrote: »
    Gee

    Lovely word altogether. Just rolls off the tongue....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    discombobulated! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,785 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    STUFF

    or

    FLAPS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Floccinaucinihilipilification.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    clunge.

    ^Thats spooky.

    Thats the first word that entered my head when i read the thread title.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Krusader


    bouncebackability - coined by Ian Dowie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Gussett

    21/25



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Self-flagellatiion....Sounds very dirty, but isn't really. So you can legitimately drop it in the middle of conversation, and then watch as people try to figure out if you're being rude or not.

    Defenestration...Possibly the greatest word/meaning combo in the English language. Any language that coins a word purely to describe the act of throwing someone out a window is ok in my book.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    Scrumtrulescent!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 227 ✭✭up them Schteps




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,673 ✭✭✭✭senordingdong


    ****?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    esoteric is a fine word.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    snu-snu!

    I think what the op describes is a front ass.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    4 letter word, starts with C and tastes delicious if not too old!


















































































































    Cake!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Nom.

    As in "Om nom nom nom"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Kinetic^ wrote: »
    4 letter word, starts with C and tastes delicious if not too old!







    Clam.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,617 ✭✭✭Cat Melodeon


    I can't pick one, but I love

    mellifluous
    viscosity
    haberdashery
    immaculate
    nape


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,430 ✭✭✭bladespin


    bollix!

    It's great, covers a multitude of meanings :D

    MasteryDarts Ireland - Master your game!



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    I always liked 'onomatopoeia '.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,498 ✭✭✭Lu Tze


    As always the answer is obvious once you know it.

    Its Cuntflaps


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Balls.

    Its just great for a lot of situation and its fun to say. Try it right now!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Lu Tze wrote: »
    As always the answer is obvious once you know it.

    Its Cuntflaps


    Reminds me of this :D



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,214 ✭✭✭wonton


    The word "neanderthal" ........its just sounds cool


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 552 ✭✭✭Sharkey 10


    troubadour, like it a a lot


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    I like word "Uber" It's uber cool :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,075 ✭✭✭Pacing Mule


    spunkbubble


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,778 ✭✭✭Big Pussy Bonpensiero


    One I only heard earlier on in the week, had me loling;
    clithead....!
    Like, WTF is a clithead!??!



    I'm still laughing....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    THFC wrote: »
    Like, WTF is a clithead!??!

    Well, it's not quite a clit and it's not quite a head... but man Heehehee.... So to answer your question, I don't know.

    :)


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