Drunk or Child?

alwaysadub · 28-10-2010 12:33AM

Doc wrote: »

Got into a JCB digger and found keys in it. I started up but didn’t have a clue how to drive the thing. I eventually figured out how to turn it left and right swinging the big arm. Heard someone shouting so I legged it before they could catch me!

Drunk or Child?

Drunk?

BluesBerry · 28-10-2010 12:35AM

Doc wrote: »

Got into a JCB digger and found keys in it. I started up but didn’t have a clue how to drive the thing. I eventually figured out how to turn it left and right swinging the big arm. Heard someone shouting so I legged it before they could catch me!

Drunk or Child?

Drunk?

dollybird2 · 28-10-2010 12:35AM

but........ i had sex......... guys

Doc · 28-10-2010 12:38AM

dollybird2 wrote: »

but........ i had sex......... guys

The game is if you were drunk or a child not the person you had it with.;)

Doc · 28-10-2010 12:40AM

The correct answer is...

Drunk

Oh so very drunk.

dollybird2 · 28-10-2010 12:42AM

I'm not good at this game :eek: I blame the drink

Ok, one last go. "Borrowed" a car without the owners knowledge, got 100 yards and wrote it off in a ditch. No body damage, just a f**ked chassis.

alwaysadub · 28-10-2010 12:47AM

dollybird2 wrote: »

I'm not good at this game :eek: I blame the drink

Ok, one last go. "Borrowed" a car without the owners knowledge, got 100 yards and wrote it off in a ditch. No body damage, just a f**ked chassis.

Child?

Doc · 28-10-2010 12:49AM

dollybird2 wrote: »

I'm not good at this game :eek: I blame the drink

Ok, one last go. "Borrowed" a car without the owners knowledge, got 100 yards and wrote it off in a ditch. No body damage, just a f**ked chassis.

Child?

dollybird2 · 28-10-2010 12:51AM

Neither actually. I feel I have accomplished something here, but still crap at the game so apologies in advance

19 year old* who took then boyfriends car :cool: He is now husband

yes i am female

PanchoVilla · 28-10-2010 12:58AM

I was out shooting bottles with a .22 rifle. I was setting up bottles on a mound of sand when I lost my footing and slid down, cutting a 4 inch gash into my outer thigh on a broken bottle.

Drunk or child?

Doc · 28-10-2010 01:05AM

PanchoVilla wrote: »

I was out shooting bottles with a .22 rifle. I was setting up bottles on a mound of sand when I lost my footing and slid down, cutting a 4 inch gash into my outer thigh on a broken bottle.

Drunk or child?

Child?

PanchoVilla · 28-10-2010 01:09AM

Doc wrote: »

Child?

I was six and my dad was drunk (and a bit of a bollocks to be fair).

Luckily he sobered up fairly quick when he saw all the blood and was able to drive me to the emergency room without crashing the car. Good times man, good times.

Doc · 28-10-2010 01:10AM

PanchoVilla wrote: »

I was six and my dad was drunk (and a bit of a bollocks to be fair). Luckily he sobered up fairly quick when he saw all the blood and was able to drive me to the emergency room without crashing the car. Good times man, good times.

Was thinking that either way that one was pretty F'ed up!

Doc · 28-10-2010 01:16AM

A friend’s dog bit me so I bit him back.

Drunk or Child?

Dubchild · 28-10-2010 12:19PM

Dog too

policarp · 28-10-2010 04:17PM

Doc wrote: »

A friend’s dog bit me so I bit him back.

Drunk or Child?

Drunk?

Dubchild · 28-10-2010 08:04PM

Must be drunk.

Doc · 29-10-2010 01:05AM

No not drunk. I was a kid at the time.

Dubchild · 29-10-2010 04:33PM

A brave kid, i bet that dog didn't mess with you again

Matt Holck · 30-10-2010 09:29AM

the strength to mass ratio tends to be
m=h^3 m=mass h=height
strength=h^2

it is much easier foe a child roll down a hill

Fago! · 05-11-2010 05:34PM

Usher got da beat to make the booty go errrrrrrr!!!

Ruski · 08-11-2010 10:42PM

I thought I'd be awesome and practice some karate skillz. I lost balance and fell backwards, resulting in me hitting the back of my head against the wardrobe and splitting it.

Drunk or child?

policarp · 09-11-2010 03:36PM

Fago! wrote: »

Usher got da beat to make the booty go errrrrrrr!!!

Drunk...

policarp · 09-11-2010 03:40PM

Ruski wrote: »

I thought I'd be awesome and practice some karate skillz. I lost balance and fell backwards, resulting in me hitting the back of my head against the wardrobe and splitting it.

Drunk or child?

Did you split your head or the wardrobe?

Drunk I'd say...

Drunk or Child?

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