Drunk or Child?

Doc

Played this game the other night and it was pretty funny.
This Game is simple you are given a scenario and you have to guess if when it happened when the person was drunk or when they where a child.

So Ill go first:

It was around Halloween and lots of stuff had been collected for a big bonfire. One of the things was a large wooden spindle type thing that used to have plastic drainage tubes wrapped around it.

It was sitting on its side and someone had kicked in a couple of planks in the center out creating a hole in it I decided to climb into the hollow center. My friends then tipped the spindle with me still inside onto its big round edges. Then slowly at first started to role it with me still inside down the road. The spindle started to pick up speed as the road slopped downhill.

Eventually it was going faster then my friends could keep up with. The road was in a housing estate and the slope ended at a t-junction with a busy main road. The spindle and me still inside flew across the main road (narrowly missing a car I was later told) and slammed into the wall of a house across the road causing part of it to fall.

I got out feeling dizzy but otherwise unharmed and ran away.

So Drunk or Child?

patrickc

drunk children dont work, they pretend they are older than they really are and then Patrickc gets in trouble

smokeyeyes08

child!!!

KeithM89_old

smokeyeyes08 wrote: »

child!!!

Epic first post

Il go Drunk

brummytom

Child.


Is it my go?





I drank a bottle of Vodka, got sick onto a stranger's face and passed out on a traffic island.

tommyboy2222

I kissed a child.

So Drunk or Child?

Danbo!

brummytom wrote: »

I drank a bottle of Vodka, got sick onto a stranger's face and passed out on a traffic island.

Both?

dollybird2

CHILD

dollybird2

My turn

I had sex

alwaysadub

brummytom wrote: »

Child.


Is it my go?





I drank a bottle of Vodka, got sick onto a stranger's face and passed out on a traffic island.

But you're still a child!

And i bet that happened last weekend-so drunk child :pac:

brummytom

alwaysadub wrote: »

But you're still a child!

And i bet that happened last weekend-so drunk child :pac:

A girl bet me I couldn't drink a crate on Saturday.



I did, but I'm not sure it was much of a victory

the whole year inn

this post will be legen..................wait for it...............dary

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I voted on x factor...

Drunk or child?

policarp

brummytom wrote: »

Child.


Is it my go?





I drank a bottle of Vodka, got sick onto a stranger's face and passed out on a traffic island.

Drunk lolypop lady!

yermanoffthetv

My turn. Crashed a car into my next door neighbours hedge.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

yermanoffthetv wrote: »

My turn. Crashed a car into my next door neighbours hedge.

Woman!!

Doc

The Correct answer is ...


Child


I was about 12 at the time.

Doc

yermanoffthetv wrote: »

My turn. Crashed a car into my next door neighbours hedge.

Child?

yermanoffthetv

Actually child is correct! 6 years old and wanted to go to the toyshop. Liberated the keys of my dads car and hopped in. I learned enough from postman pat to know to put it in gear and BANG. One demolished hedge

Tigger

i started drinking at 14 so where does the line

alwaysadub

I fell on my face cos of the heels i was wearing and hit the fireplace resulting in 3 stitches right beside my eye..

Doc

alwaysadub wrote: »

I fell on my face cos of the heels i was wearing and hit the fireplace resulting in 3 stitches right beside my eye..

Child?

yermanoffthetv

alwaysadub wrote: »

I fell on my face cos of the heels i was wearing and hit the fireplace resulting in 3 stitches right beside my eye..

Owww that would have to be drunk. I whacked my head on a radiator while pissed so I know your pain

alwaysadub

Doc wrote: »

Child?

Yep I was about 3 and was after robbing my mam's shoes!

PanchoVilla

While riding my bike home I lost my balance, fell over, and dislocated my shoulder.

Drunk or child?

alwaysadub

PanchoVilla wrote: »

While riding my bike home I lost my balance, fell over, and dislocated my shoulder.

Drunk or child?

Drunk?

yermanoffthetv

Child?

Doc

PanchoVilla wrote: »

While riding my bike home I lost my balance, fell over, and dislocated my shoulder.

Drunk or child?

Drunk!

PanchoVilla

Most definitely drunk!

The funny thing is I wasn't even going fast. I was slowly turning a corner and just fell sideways, didn't even try to break my fall.

Edit: If only I had someone following me with a video camera, I'd be a Youtube celebrity for sure!

Doc

Got into a JCB digger and found keys in it. I started up but didn’t have a clue how to drive the thing. I eventually figured out how to turn it left and right swinging the big arm. Heard someone shouting so I legged it before they could catch me!

Drunk or Child?

yermanoffthetv

I suck at this game! Ill stick to embarrising/funny questions

alwaysadub

Doc wrote: »

Got into a JCB digger and found keys in it. I started up but didn’t have a clue how to drive the thing. I eventually figured out how to turn it left and right swinging the big arm. Heard someone shouting so I legged it before they could catch me!

Drunk or Child?

Drunk?

BluesBerry

Doc wrote: »

Got into a JCB digger and found keys in it. I started up but didn’t have a clue how to drive the thing. I eventually figured out how to turn it left and right swinging the big arm. Heard someone shouting so I legged it before they could catch me!

Drunk or Child?

Drunk?

dollybird2

but........ i had sex......... guys

Doc

dollybird2 wrote: »

but........ i had sex......... guys

The game is if you were drunk or a child not the person you had it with.;)

Doc

The correct answer is...

Drunk

Oh so very drunk.

dollybird2

I'm not good at this game :eek: I blame the drink

Ok, one last go. "Borrowed" a car without the owners knowledge, got 100 yards and wrote it off in a ditch. No body damage, just a f**ked chassis.

alwaysadub

dollybird2 wrote: »

I'm not good at this game :eek: I blame the drink

Ok, one last go. "Borrowed" a car without the owners knowledge, got 100 yards and wrote it off in a ditch. No body damage, just a f**ked chassis.

Child?

Doc

dollybird2 wrote: »

I'm not good at this game :eek: I blame the drink

Ok, one last go. "Borrowed" a car without the owners knowledge, got 100 yards and wrote it off in a ditch. No body damage, just a f**ked chassis.

Child?

dollybird2

Neither actually. I feel I have accomplished something here, but still crap at the game so apologies in advance
19 year old* who took then boyfriends car :cool: He is now husband

yes i am female

PanchoVilla

I was out shooting bottles with a .22 rifle. I was setting up bottles on a mound of sand when I lost my footing and slid down, cutting a 4 inch gash into my outer thigh on a broken bottle.

Drunk or child?

Doc

PanchoVilla wrote: »

I was out shooting bottles with a .22 rifle. I was setting up bottles on a mound of sand when I lost my footing and slid down, cutting a 4 inch gash into my outer thigh on a broken bottle.

Drunk or child?

Child?

PanchoVilla

Doc wrote: »

Child?

I was six and my dad was drunk (and a bit of a bollocks to be fair). Luckily he sobered up fairly quick when he saw all the blood and was able to drive me to the emergency room without crashing the car. Good times man, good times.

Doc

PanchoVilla wrote: »

I was six and my dad was drunk (and a bit of a bollocks to be fair). Luckily he sobered up fairly quick when he saw all the blood and was able to drive me to the emergency room without crashing the car. Good times man, good times.

Was thinking that either way that one was pretty F'ed up!

Doc

A friend’s dog bit me so I bit him back.

Drunk or Child?

Dubchild

Dog too

policarp

Doc wrote: »

A friend’s dog bit me so I bit him back.

Drunk or Child?

Drunk?

Dubchild

Must be drunk.

Doc

No not drunk. I was a kid at the time.

Dubchild

A brave kid, i bet that dog didn't mess with you again

Matt Holck

the strength to mass ratio tends to be
m=h^3 m=mass h=height
strength=h^2

it is much easier foe a child roll down a hill