Your favourite culchie one liners

Limerick Dude · 27-10-2010 04:37PM

"Jaysus, if I had a bag of mickeys I wouldn't throw one at her!"

dilapidating · 27-10-2010 05:01PM

Feared of the craic.

jimthemental · 27-10-2010 05:04PM

Ms. Captain M wrote: »

It's to cut turf, not foot it

Footing turf is when you stack it to dry for a few weeks before taking it home

Scuid Mhór · 27-10-2010 05:07PM

'and a bag o' chips with coleslaw.'

Standman · 27-10-2010 05:07PM

Head on ya like a burnt toilet brush

jimthemental · 27-10-2010 05:10PM

Ms. Captain M wrote: »

Ha, I'm from the country, I know what cutting and footing turf means! But I thought he was on about going to the toilet... Like i'm goin to cut turf!

Thats good, quite humorous and vulgar. I'm sick with myself that I never thought of it that way

deise go deo · 27-10-2010 05:12PM

Thick as a dubble ditch

Thich as two short planks covered in pig sh!t

Ms. Captain M · 27-10-2010 06:05PM

jimthemental wrote: »

Thats good, quite humorous and vulgar. I'm sick with myself that I never thought of it that way

I thought that's what you meant in the first place

So we're all clear now....I KNOW what footing turf means! Was my first Summer job back in the day, got paid by the row. Hardship.

Irish Halo · 27-10-2010 06:12PM

Irishrossoblu wrote: »

Continued use of the word 'Minerals' for 7up etc
They even had an isle in the Super Valu marked Minerals

I'm sure if soft drinks aren't minerals, isles aren't aisles...

Gerry Asstrix · 27-10-2010 06:21PM

Some classics from working class Dublin

'If had garden full of mickeys she wouldnt get alook over the wall'

'Jaysus your ones so fat when ya ask for a blowjob she whips out a knife and fork and asks for seconds'

'Love your so hot Id give your sh*te a blowjob'

ItsAWindUp · 27-10-2010 06:25PM

Sure if me auntie was bald she'd be me uncle.

poochierockz · 27-10-2010 06:36PM

was down in Annascaul for a trip, was in this pub and went out for a smoke and this guy comes up to me and says .. "whats yer p*ssy taste like? chinese food?"

coffeelover · 27-10-2010 06:39PM

How's she cuttin :cool:

Gerry Asstrix · 27-10-2010 06:40PM

Ya could wear her arse as a hat

bmw535d · 27-10-2010 06:52PM

markesmith wrote: »

"I wouldn't ride her into battle"

Also, "die dog or sh*te a license". Not sure what this really means, but heard it a few times in Offaly.

it means when the seargent used to land looking for the dog licence for the sheep dog the farmer would reply"now die dog or ****e the licence" as if the dog ate the licence:rolleyes:lol...i was 100 percent sure it was only dad that said that :eek:

a few of my own..."now she's sucking diesel"(when something begins to work after a slap with a hammer)...

"Stand round ya oul hure ya"(asking the heifer to stand still till you artificially inseminate her)

IF YOU EVER GO TO DONEGAL YOU WILL NEED THIS DICTIONARY.
Donegal Dictionary

A......... I

Aul.......... Old

Aul Boy........... Father

Aul Doll........... Mother

Aye........... Yes

Bother......Hassle

Buck.......... Boy or Man

Canny.......... Cannot

Dinny ...........Don?t

Doll......... Girl or woman

Foundered............ Extremely cold

Fray............. From

Gan............. Going

Geesa.............. Give me a

Gon............ Please

Hanlin................ Trouble or Fight or Argument

Hi............. Used at the start and end of every sentence

Hay............ Have

Lock.............. Small amount of something

Mind............ To remember

Mon........... Come on

Naw........... No

Pure............ very

Purdies............. Potatoes

Rare............ strange or unusual

Saunter on......... walk on

Tight........... Cruel

Wee............ Small

Waynes............ Babies or children

Whats happenin?....... how are ya

Wheen............... Small amount of something

While............. Very or Terrible

Ya Boy....... hello there

Yes............. Hello

Yes Horse..........Hello to someone u like

Ker............Car

Yock.........woman,strimmer,lawnmower,c
ar,van,lorry
,bike,quad,bus,boat,trike,digger,tracto
r,trailer,towercrane,helicoter,plane, spaceship,submarine,and any other kind of machine.

Glack......(Gluck letterkenny only)..Good Luck.....Good by

johnn · 27-10-2010 07:05PM

Did ya wear a Johnny?.........."Not a'tall stop yer nonsense."

fontanalis · 27-10-2010 07:05PM

bmw535d wrote: »

it means when the seargent used to land looking for the dog licence for the sheep dog the farmer would reply"now die dog or ****e the licence" as if the dog ate the licence:rolleyes:lol...i was 100 percent sure it was only dad that said that :eek:

a few of my own..."now she's sucking diesel"(when something begins to work after a slap with a hammer)...

"Stand round ya oul hure ya"(asking the heifer to stand still till you artificially inseminate her)

IF YOU EVER GO TO DONEGAL YOU WILL NEED THIS DICTIONARY.
Donegal Dictionary

A......... I

Aul.......... Old

Aul Boy........... Father

Aul Doll........... Mother

Aye........... Yes

Bother......Hassle

Buck.......... Boy or Man

Canny.......... Cannot

Dinny ...........Don?t

Doll......... Girl or woman

Foundered............ Extremely cold

Fray............. From

Gan............. Going

Geesa.............. Give me a

Gon............ Please

Hanlin................ Trouble or Fight or Argument

Hi............. Used at the start and end of every sentence

Hay............ Have

Lock.............. Small amount of something

Mind............ To remember

Mon........... Come on

Naw........... No

Pure............ very

Purdies............. Potatoes

Rare............ strange or unusual

Saunter on......... walk on

Tight........... Cruel

Wee............ Small

Waynes............ Babies or children

Whats happenin?....... how are ya

Wheen............... Small amount of something

While............. Very or Terrible

Ya Boy....... hello there

Yes............. Hello

Yes Horse..........Hello to someone u like

Ker............Car

Yock.........woman,strimmer,lawnmower,c
ar,van,lorry
,bike,quad,bus,boat,trike,digger,tracto
r,trailer,towercrane,helicoter,plane, spaceship,submarine,and any other kind of machine.

Glack......(Gluck letterkenny only)..Good Luck.....Good by

You forgot
fair bit = small amount
good bit = medium amount
brave bit = a lot

Also the word wild; interchageable as tragic/great/a lot off
Yoke is the same as yock depending on what side of the gap you're in.
A word pronounced crater, donegal for creature and used when referring to someone in a pitying type way.

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 27-10-2010 07:22PM

"It's a sad arse that can't rejoice" - for when you've farted

"Scratch my arse with a broken bottle" - f*ck off

"How's your arse for lovebites?" - I think you're nice

"How's your belly for a lodger?" - would you like to have sexual relations with me

"You're stuffed" - you are now with child

"Have you popped yet?" - have you given birth?

"You're some bollocks" - you're alright

Leroy Lita · 27-10-2010 07:56PM

tis fierce close (when its warm outside)

policarp · 27-10-2010 08:03PM

Could crack a flea on me belly. = Extremely full after a meal.

John_Rambo · 27-10-2010 08:04PM

bowsie010 · 27-10-2010 08:08PM

"I've no willy"

TonyStark · 27-10-2010 08:10PM

Ms. Captain M wrote: »

It's to cut turf, not foot it

*Bzzzt* Either is correct.

judestynes · 27-10-2010 08:33PM

question......excuse me, could you tell me the way to ********* ?

answer... well I wouldn't start from here.

kincsem · 27-10-2010 08:44PM

From a workmate years ago:

There are no flies on the Lamb of God = I performed brilliantly.
We're only in the ar5e of the garden = we are lower level workers.