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Whats the strangest/wierdest thing you've ever had in your mouth?

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  • #32
    orourkeda
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    A fanny


  • #33
    Asphyxia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    Muckster wrote: »
    Moth flew right into my eardrum (not my mouth), most annoying experience ever!

    Ugh! I would have freaked I hate stuff in my ears and anything butterfly like freaks me out :eek:

    I have had a few bugs in there for dares when I was younger nothing major ;)


  • #34
    enda1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,165 ✭✭✭enda1


    A spider.

    Though it was deliberate.
    I was in chemistry class in school and there was a big spider walking around. My classmate beside me was scared ****less of them which I knew. So I put the spider in my mouth and turned to him to ask him something. Tapping him on the shoulder I opened my mouth to talk and he went ape **** as the spider came crawling out.

    It was hilarious! I think he saw the funny side after he stopped hyperventilating....


  • #35
    PeterIanStaker
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    flyton5 wrote: »
    Apparently it's a bit like going down on your sister. Tastes the same but you know somethings not right.


    It has also been likened to having sex in a canoe . . . its f*cking close to water.


  • #36
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    PeterIanStaker wrote: »
    It has also been likened to having sex in a canoe . . . its f*cking close to water.

    That's Budweiser you're thinking of. ;)


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  • #37
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    That's Budweiser you're thinking of. ;)

    Nah, budwieser is carbonated horse piss

    The real Czech budavar however is nice.


  • #38
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Had chow mein from this place one night.......

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    I was LOCKED!


  • #39
    Snakeblood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,461 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    Gucky wrote: »
    I'll start by saying I once had a kangaroos bollock in mine! Smelt like fish, but tasted like liver!:D

    Xbox (classic)
    PS2
    Chair
    Shovel
    Chessboard
    Fist
    Orange
    Other Chair
    CDs.

    I was bored.


  • #40
    Adyx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭Adyx


    PandyAndy wrote: »
    A wasp. Thought I could catch it in a straw. Spat it out straight away before it could sting me.

    I got a bee in my mouth once after he landed in my dinner without me noticing. Fcuker stung me too. :mad:


  • #41
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    LouieWalsh wrote: »
    Jedward!

    Mouth full of Something about Mary hair gel?


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  • #42
    Wolfe Tone
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    Muckster wrote: »
    Moth flew right into my eardrum (not my mouth), most annoying experience ever!
    That happened me too! How did you get it out? The little fcuker struggled for ages in mine, hadda go to the hospital at 4am, truly horrible.


  • #43
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    MUSSOLINI wrote: »
    That happened me too! How did you get it out? The little fcuker struggled for ages in mine, hadda go to the hospital at 4am, truly horrible.

    Thats what you get for being a horrible dictating bastard, and Hitlers bum chum!:cool:


  • #44
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    blue waffle


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