Whats the strangest/wierdest thing you've ever had in your mouth?

Ghandee

I'll start by saying I once had a kangaroos bollock in mine! Smelt like fish, but tasted like liver!:D

PeteEd

a non-alcoholic beer, whats the point?

bigwormbundoran

I ate a worm one drunken paddys day

KeithM89_old

I woke up with 2 spiders in my mouth a few years ago - it was horrible, couldnt sleep for days after

drewbedo

ate fish tongue when i was in sri lanka for a laugh...
the girl opposite ate the eyes..

twinsen

Tea...With no sugar

phill106

Gucky wrote: »

I'll start by saying I once had a kangaroos bollock in mine! Smelt like fish, but tasted like liver!:D

Sure it wasnt a wallaby?
If it was a kangaroo, what did the kangaroo have to say about the matter?
Did it buy you dinner first?

Scuid Mhór

something hard arrived in my fish soup. i spit it out immediately.

Sanjuro

My ex-girlfriend's attempt at cooking. It was not meant for human consumption.

LouieWalsh

Jedward!

Who says me cant multitask?

Uh Huh!

phill106

LouieWalsh wrote: »

Jedward!

Who says me cant multitask?

Uh Huh!

I knew it!

fontanalis

Vegetable curry, more pointless than non alcoholic beer.
How long before someone says a love log?

PandyAndy

A wasp. Thought I could catch it in a straw. Spat it out straight away before it could sting me.

Ghandee

bigwormbundoran wrote: »

I ate a worm one drunken paddys day

I misread that at first and thought it said woman
Now that WOULD be weird!!!!:eek:

jokettle

Yore ma.


Did i do it right?

Ghandee

jokettle wrote: »

Yore mate.


Did i do it right?

He said yeah!

jokettle

I'm finally getting the hang of AH.

KeithM89_old

jokettle wrote: »

Yore ma.


Did i do it right?

Thats what she said

gurramok

A spider and his web when I was drinking a beer from a tainted glass. What a waste of beer when I had to spit it all out :mad:

derfderf

A guards finger during a random stop search.
Yes i know people are openly selling drugs down here, but notice the crazy prices uniform i'm wearing. And if you were to turn right i'm sure you'd notice all the people leaving that building there with trolleys full of shopping...

Muckster

Moth flew right into my eardrum (not my mouth), most annoying experience ever!

alwaysadub

Apart from when i used to eat my hair , i had pidgeon once for a starter. It's actually very nice.

frank reynolds

in thailand, went to a mexican restaurant. they told one lad at our table that they didnt have beef. i ordered a beef dish and they didnt say it to me. brought me down my "beef", which was grey, a bit fluffy, and tasted a bit like meaty fabric. i assumed it was rat. or possibly dog.

either way. it was both weird and horrible.

The After Hours Troll

I expected this to have women talking about giving blowjobs.

*sighs*

Now I must talk about giving ....

cock robin

A dentist.

donmeister

cock robin wrote: »

A dentist.

You fit a whole dentist in your mouth, your not David Coulthard are you??

PeterIanStaker

I once had the body and blood of some dead guy in my mouth.

Turns out it was just a stupid wafer, and I was lied to.

This has happened to loads of people though.

AnonoBoy

Scorpion.

Ledger

caffeine-free diet coke.


WHY???

flyton5

PeteEd wrote: »

a non-alcoholic beer, whats the point?

Apparently it's a bit like going down on your sister. Tastes the same but you know somethings not right. I'll have to ask The Agogo how he figured that one out. He's around here somewhere...

fakearms123

buffalo meat, it was way better than normal beef!

orourkeda

A fanny

Asphyxia

Muckster wrote: »

Moth flew right into my eardrum (not my mouth), most annoying experience ever!

Ugh! I would have freaked I hate stuff in my ears and anything butterfly like freaks me out :eek:

I have had a few bugs in there for dares when I was younger nothing major

enda1

A spider.

Though it was deliberate.
I was in chemistry class in school and there was a big spider walking around. My classmate beside me was scared ****less of them which I knew. So I put the spider in my mouth and turned to him to ask him something. Tapping him on the shoulder I opened my mouth to talk and he went ape **** as the spider came crawling out.

It was hilarious! I think he saw the funny side after he stopped hyperventilating....

PeterIanStaker

flyton5 wrote: »

Apparently it's a bit like going down on your sister. Tastes the same but you know somethings not right.

It has also been likened to having sex in a canoe . . . its f*cking close to water.

AnonoBoy

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

It has also been likened to having sex in a canoe . . . its f*cking close to water.

That's Budweiser you're thinking of.

PeterIanStaker

AnonoBoy wrote: »

That's Budweiser you're thinking of.

Nah, budwieser is carbonated horse piss

The real Czech budavar however is nice.

Ghandee

Had chow mein from this place one night.......










I was LOCKED!

Snakeblood

Gucky wrote: »

I'll start by saying I once had a kangaroos bollock in mine! Smelt like fish, but tasted like liver!:D

Xbox (classic)
PS2
Chair
Shovel
Chessboard
Fist
Orange
Other Chair
CDs.

I was bored.

Adyx

PandyAndy wrote: »

A wasp. Thought I could catch it in a straw. Spat it out straight away before it could sting me.

I got a bee in my mouth once after he landed in my dinner without me noticing. Fcuker stung me too. :mad:

Ghandee

LouieWalsh wrote: »

Jedward!

Mouth full of Something about Mary hair gel?

Wolfe Tone

Muckster wrote: »

Moth flew right into my eardrum (not my mouth), most annoying experience ever!

That happened me too! How did you get it out? The little fcuker struggled for ages in mine, hadda go to the hospital at 4am, truly horrible.

Ghandee

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

That happened me too! How did you get it out? The little fcuker struggled for ages in mine, hadda go to the hospital at 4am, truly horrible.

Thats what you get for being a horrible dictating bastard, and Hitlers bum chum!:cool:

Gummy Panda

blue waffle