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Your favourite culchie one liners

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  • #32
    fletch...
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 364 ✭✭fletch...


    "sure up in Dublin dont they have the dole in the wall"

    A couple of old guys complaining that dublin gets everything and no one has to que up for thier welfare. Appaerntly Dubliners get it out of a machine just like an ATM :D


  • #33
    Rabble Rabble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,367 ✭✭✭Rabble Rabble


    fletch... wrote: »
    "sure up in Dublin dont they have the dole in the wall"

    A couple of old guys complaining that dublin gets everything and no one has to que up for thier welfare. Appaerntly Dubliners get it out of a machine just like an ATM :D

    I'd say you misheard that one.


  • #34
    Irishrossoblu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 366 ✭✭Irishrossoblu


    Continued use of the word 'Minerals' for 7up etc

    They even had an isle in the Super Valu marked Minerals

    Gas alltogether


  • #35
    jimthemental
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    I'm off to the bog to foot some turf. I'll be back in a few minutes!


  • #36
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    "If in doubt, whip it out!"


    If you're sure, give her more!


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  • #37
    Ms. Captain M
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 316 ✭✭Ms. Captain M


    jimthemental wrote: »
    I'm off to the bog to foot some turf. I'll be back in a few minutes!

    It's to cut turf, not foot it :)


  • #38
    rylie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 117 ✭✭rylie


    Mousey- wrote: »
    "jaysus with the teeth on her she could eat an apple through a letterbox"
    or my fathers saying
    "if he was any thinner he'd only need one eye"

    :) Brilliant!


  • #39
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    That skinny hoor would make a good pull through for a rifle!:confused:


  • #40
    fontanalis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭fontanalis


    You can't make honey out of dogs sh1te


  • #41
    newmug
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    Ms. Captain M wrote: »
    It's to cut turf, not foot it :)

    No, it IS to foot it.


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  • #42
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Irishrossoblu wrote: »
    Continued use of the word 'Minerals' for 7up etc

    They even had an isle in the Super Valu marked Minerals

    Gas alltogether, so it was

    fyp


  • #43
    cson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,593 ✭✭✭✭cson


    "tis a dirty puddle that won't cool a hot iron"


  • #44
    Ms. Captain M
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 316 ✭✭Ms. Captain M


    newmug wrote: »
    No, it IS to foot it.

    Cut makes more sense no? Are you even talking about the same thing!?


  • #45
    bigwormbundoran
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 580 ✭✭✭bigwormbundoran


    You should never raise a fist to a woman








































    So long as there's a shoe on your foot :pac:



    I feel bad now


  • #46
    newmug
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    Ms. Captain M wrote: »
    Cut makes more sense no? Are you even talking about the same thing!?

    Are you from the country? I am. I can tell you 100%, that you have to cut, turn, row, and foot turf before it leaves the bog. The joke there was the "i'll be back in a minute" part, cos it can take MONTHS


  • #47
    Ms. Captain M
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 316 ✭✭Ms. Captain M


    newmug wrote: »
    Are you from the country? I am. I can tell you 100%, that you have to cut, turn, row, and foot turf before it leaves the bog. The joke there was the "i'll be back in a minute" part, cos it can take MONTHS

    Ha, I'm from the country, I know what cutting and footing turf means! But I thought he was on about going to the toilet... Like i'm goin to cut turf! :D


  • #48
    Ellian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 301 ✭✭Ellian


    Good for a trot around the house but he/she is no show pony. (I have heard applied to less attractive members of both genders....)


  • #49
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Up the bum, no harm done!


  • #50
    fontanalis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭fontanalis


    If I had a field full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall.


  • #51
    markesmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,752 ✭✭✭markesmith


    "I wouldn't ride her into battle"

    Also, "Die dog or sh*te a license". Not sure what this really means, but heard it a few times in Offaly.


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  • #52
    thebullkf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭thebullkf


    full as a butchers dog.


    (on poteen)-- its forrubbing on the legs of greyhounds...!


    i slapped her like a red headed stepchild....


  • #53
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    'Sure how wud ya be well?'


  • #54
    Elliejo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 157 ✭✭Elliejo


    Which SuperValu has an isle in it?


  • #55
    newmug
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    Ms. Captain M wrote: »
    Ha, I'm from the country, I know what cutting and footing turf means! But I thought he was on about going to the toilet... Like i'm goin to cut turf! :D

    Well I heard cutting rope for that!

    Live horse, and you'll get grass


  • #56
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 24,286 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    'He didnt lick it off a stone'


  • #57
    Formosa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 508 ✭✭✭Formosa


    He's a horse of a man, but he wouldn't sh1te standing.


  • #58
    newmug
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    He's that thick, he'd sh1te walking


  • #59
    newmug
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    He's as thick as bottled pigsh1te


  • #60
    The After Hours Troll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭The After Hours Troll


    flyton5 wrote: »
    I was threatened once by a drunk bloke in a chipper in Cavan. I was about 13 at the time and couldnt understand what he said apart from "break your jaw". I laughed and he went for me...not realizing my old man was standing behind me. Turned out he owned the chipper. Free chips all round to avoid getting himself a beating.
    Which chipper was this?


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  • #61
    newmug
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    Are you alright in the head or something?


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