Whats the strangest/wierdest thing you've ever had in your mouth?

Ghandee · 27-10-2010 02:37PM #1

I'll start by saying I once had a kangaroos bollock in mine! Smelt like fish, but tasted like liver!:D

PeteEd · 27-10-2010 02:40PM

a non-alcoholic beer, whats the point?

bigwormbundoran · 27-10-2010 02:41PM

I ate a worm one drunken paddys day

KeithM89_old · 27-10-2010 02:41PM

I woke up with 2 spiders in my mouth a few years ago - it was horrible, couldnt sleep for days after

drewbedo · 27-10-2010 02:42PM

ate fish tongue when i was in sri lanka for a laugh...
the girl opposite ate the eyes..

twinsen · 27-10-2010 02:42PM

Tea...With no sugar

phill106 · 27-10-2010 02:43PM

Gucky wrote: »

I'll start by saying I once had a kangaroos bollock in mine! Smelt like fish, but tasted like liver!:D

Sure it wasnt a wallaby?
If it was a kangaroo, what did the kangaroo have to say about the matter?
Did it buy you dinner first?

Scuid Mhór · 27-10-2010 02:44PM

something hard arrived in my fish soup. i spit it out immediately.

Sanjuro · 27-10-2010 02:44PM

My ex-girlfriend's attempt at cooking. It was not meant for human consumption.

LouieWalsh · 27-10-2010 02:46PM

Jedward!

Who says me cant multitask?

Uh Huh!

phill106 · 27-10-2010 02:47PM

LouieWalsh wrote: »

Jedward!

Who says me cant multitask?

Uh Huh!

I knew it!

fontanalis · 27-10-2010 02:47PM

Vegetable curry, more pointless than non alcoholic beer.
How long before someone says a love log?

PandyAndy · 27-10-2010 02:49PM

A wasp. Thought I could catch it in a straw. Spat it out straight away before it could sting me.

Ghandee · 27-10-2010 02:50PM

bigwormbundoran wrote: »

I ate a worm one drunken paddys day

I misread that at first and thought it said woman
Now that WOULD be weird!!!!:eek:

jokettle · 27-10-2010 02:52PM

Yore ma.

Did i do it right?

Ghandee · 27-10-2010 02:53PM

jokettle wrote: »

Yore mate.

Did i do it right?

He said yeah!

jokettle · 27-10-2010 02:54PM

I'm finally getting the hang of AH.

KeithM89_old · 27-10-2010 02:54PM

jokettle wrote: »

Yore ma.

Did i do it right?

Thats what she said

gurramok · 27-10-2010 02:57PM

A spider and his web when I was drinking a beer from a tainted glass. What a waste of beer when I had to spit it all out :mad:

derfderf · 27-10-2010 02:59PM

A guards finger during a random stop search.
Yes i know people are openly selling drugs down here, but notice the crazy prices uniform i'm wearing. And if you were to turn right i'm sure you'd notice all the people leaving that building there with trolleys full of shopping...

Muckster · 27-10-2010 03:35PM

Moth flew right into my eardrum (not my mouth), most annoying experience ever!

alwaysadub · 27-10-2010 04:01PM

Apart from when i used to eat my hair

, i had pidgeon once for a starter. It's actually very nice.

frank reynolds · 27-10-2010 04:04PM

in thailand, went to a mexican restaurant. they told one lad at our table that they didnt have beef. i ordered a beef dish and they didnt say it to me. brought me down my "beef", which was grey, a bit fluffy, and tasted a bit like meaty fabric. i assumed it was rat. or possibly dog.

either way. it was both weird and horrible.

The After Hours Troll · 27-10-2010 04:05PM

I expected this to have women talking about giving blowjobs.

*sighs*

Now I must talk about giving ....

cock robin · 27-10-2010 04:11PM

A dentist.

donmeister · 27-10-2010 04:14PM

cock robin wrote: »

A dentist.

You fit a whole dentist in your mouth, your not David Coulthard are you??

PeterIanStaker · 27-10-2010 04:17PM

I once had the body and blood of some dead guy in my mouth.

Turns out it was just a stupid wafer, and I was lied to.

This has happened to loads of people though.

AnonoBoy · 27-10-2010 04:19PM

Scorpion.

Ledger · 27-10-2010 04:22PM

caffeine-free diet coke.

WHY???

flyton5 · 27-10-2010 04:26PM

PeteEd wrote: »

a non-alcoholic beer, whats the point?

Apparently it's a bit like going down on your sister. Tastes the same but you know somethings not right. I'll have to ask The Agogo how he figured that one out. He's around here somewhere...

fakearms123 · 27-10-2010 04:27PM

buffalo meat, it was way better than normal beef!

Whats the strangest/wierdest thing you've ever had in your mouth?

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