Your favourite culchie one liners

Location: Athlone

Am I missing something?

"The core issue here is, there’s a fiscal gap of €19 billion between what the State receives and what the State spends. That gap first emerged in the summer of 2008 and that gap has to be filled. You can’t leave that gap there on an indefinite basis. And this is the argument to be made to the ICTU point: the State already is seeing an impact on its borrowing costs because that gap is so wide."

Enda Kenny. Gas man altogether.

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

"Sure he's like a horses dick....he's big when he's out."

Real country people say "Sure he's like a asses flute....he's big when he's out."

Twilightning wrote: »

When a culchie say'Tayto' it usually does the job for me.

So if I ask you to pick me up a bag of cheese and onion, you'll come back with Tayto instead of the REAL cheese and onion crisp, king.. That's the only reason I'd use "Tayto" in a sentence..

Don't get me those shyte crisps again, twat! :pac:

"jaysus with the teeth on her she could eat an apple through a letterbox"
or my fathers saying
"if he was any thinner he'd only need one eye"

As an owl buck says to me most days
'put that in your smoke and pipe it'

Quality!

If i won the lotto, i would give up working





































overtime, stingy b@stards:D