Opposite sex for 1 day only

talla10 · 23-10-2010 02:13PM

Hit a lesbian bar pull two stunning women (i assume im as attractive being a woman as i am as a man

) bring em home record the 5 hour lesbian session and i have a great dvd to enjoy forever

Chuchoter · 23-10-2010 02:20PM

I would enjoy being like 6'1 vs 5ft for the day

And have sex with every hot woman ever (assuming I can pull as many girls with no effort as I currently pull boys with no effort, which is somewhat annoying because I don't like boys! :P)
I'd also enjoy being able to find really,really dumb action films good.

amacachi · 23-10-2010 02:23PM

crayolastereo wrote: »

I would enjoy being like 6'1 vs 5ft for the day
And have sex with every hot woman ever (assuming I can pull as many girls with no effort as I currently pull boys with no effort, which is somewhat annoying because I don't like boys! :P)
I'd also enjoy being able to find really,really dumb action films good.

With your height I really hope it's boys and not men you're pulling.

talla10 · 23-10-2010 02:25PM

crayolastereo wrote: »

I
And have sex with every hot woman ever (assuming I can pull as many girls with no effort as I currently pull boys with no effort, which is somewhat annoying because I don't like boys! :P)
.

pics or GTFO

Bonito · 23-10-2010 02:26PM

talla10 wrote: »

pics or GTFO

How about: Pics so we can GTFO?

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Gummy Panda · 23-10-2010 03:03PM

Knowing my luck, I'd be menstruating so figuring out tampons

efb · 23-10-2010 03:08PM

if I grew tits, hmmm, if....

(Ive bigger funbags that most wimmins now)

I'd bleed, wear white, ride horses, and be a cnut for about 5 days.

Princess Peach · 23-10-2010 03:22PM

Get kicked in the balls.

Can't be as painful as they make it out to be

scientific1982 · 23-10-2010 03:25PM

Princess Peach wrote: »

Get kicked in the balls.

Can't be as painful as they make it out to be

Ill do the honours for ya.

d.anthony · 23-10-2010 03:26PM

I'd do my womanly duty and make my OH a sandwich.

FoxT · 23-10-2010 03:31PM

- feed the baby
- hoover the house
- bring the OH beer while he watches the match
- go to mass

Chucky the tree · 23-10-2010 03:37PM

Finally do a good job at ironing my shirts.

mikerowsopht · 26-10-2010 03:54PM

I'd shove my phone up and give myself a call, see what this clitoris is all about.

Then I'd head out to me car and have a spin on the gear knob

then

I'd head into town and start flashing my taa taa's at everyone until I find a lezzo

then

I'd jump up & down in front of the mirror while also flapping the underside of my tits up & down

Finally in work I would call in sick because of my period

I'm sure I've left out a couple of things here.

26-10-2010 04:00PM

Get a BJ just to see what all the fuss is about.

Sea Sharp · 26-10-2010 04:05PM

Go to the pub and get beers bought for me until drunk.
Then I'd find myself a lesbien and spend the rest of the evening scissoring.

Duggy747 · 26-10-2010 04:18PM

I'd buy loads of magazines of celebrity magazines because that tart Cheryl Cole is on the front of one of them.

Eat some crisps and then feel miserable for having done so, I'll feel like a hippo then.

Watch my woman stories on TV..........something that involves muuuuuuurder and romance.

Dress in skimpy outfits and when guys look at me I'll start calling them wierdos and perverts.

Make a sandwich and give it to a man.

Start a bitchy rumour about a girl and watch it manifest itself out of control.

Cry for no apparent reason.

Go to the pub / club, get some poor sod to buy me drinks all night, bump into everyone and tell them to fùck off, rob pints, rob glasses, start a fight with a guy for no reason knowing he can't hit me back and then get the biggest guy I can find to flatten the git..........all with a disgusted look on my face.

Fiddle with myself and see what I can fit up there.

Professey Chin · 26-10-2010 04:22PM

Investigate that mysterious room known as a kitchen

PeterIanStaker · 26-10-2010 04:38PM

I'd flick the bean 'til it fell off.

wild_cat · 26-10-2010 04:49PM

mikerowsopht wrote: »

I'd shove my phone up and give myself a call, see what this clitoris is all about.

The Clitoris isnt "up" there.

WindSock · 26-10-2010 04:54PM

mikerowsopht wrote: »

I'd head into town and start flashing my taa taa's at everyone until I find a lezzo

:pac:

I'd make countless jokes about women & kitchens and fall about the floor laughing as if I had heard them for the first time. Then I would talk about science and things.

omega666 · 26-10-2010 04:59PM

1) shower, a bit of exploration and take a few pics followed by a huge fry for breakfast
2) hit the women showers at the GYM, timed perfectly for when some female pole dancing class has just finished up.
3) a big steak and chips lunch with all the extra's washed down with a cold pint of heninken
4) Invite all the girls around for a slumber party
Stock up on lots of wine, pillows, lube and crotchless panties.
Get the girls over, ply then with booze have a real authentic pillow fight in our underwear (see crotch less panties above) and end up with a big group lesbian orgy.

mikerowsopht · 27-10-2010 04:53PM

wild_cat wrote: »

The Clitoris isnt "up" there.

It is ye, the clitoris is up the vadge dude, near the top beside the curly thing

anywaz I don't really give a bollix where it is as long as I ejaculate

Jaded811 · 27-10-2010 04:58PM

lovely topic

Joey the lips · 27-10-2010 05:03PM

wild_cat wrote: »

The Clitoris isnt "up" there.

Thats the mistake i have been making so....Dam ansummers and her ears....

ibarelycare · 27-10-2010 05:08PM

Ride a girl doggy style.
Fall asleep straight afterwards.

smash · 27-10-2010 05:09PM

mikerowsopht wrote: »

It is ye, the clitoris is up the vadge dude, near the top beside the curly thing

I'm taking it that you've never actually been with a chick...

mike65 · 27-10-2010 05:14PM

mikerowsopht wrote: »

It is ye, the clitoris is up the vadge dude, near the top beside the curly thing

Thats the wurly thing beside the curly thing, so there's a milk choclocate bar in every vagina? :eek:

Des Carter · 27-10-2010 05:24PM

Id cut down on my estrogen intake and go to the hospital!!!!!

I would also make a very ugly women so the whole playing with my bewbs would be a bit disturbing.

stupidusername · 27-10-2010 05:25PM

My brother gets loads of women (

) and apparently I look very like him, so if I was a guy, I think I'd do quite well

Gummy Panda · 27-10-2010 05:27PM

ibarelycare wrote: »

Ride a girl doggy style.
Fall asleep straight afterwards.

best to finish as spoons so you just cuddle afterwards as you fall asleep

Opposite sex for 1 day only

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