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Opposite sex for 1 day only

EverEvolving

So, if you woke up one morning and realised you had either grown a pair or had some fun bags, what would be the first thing you would do?

Personally, I would ring my insurance company immediately and have them put my premium up. *

*Not really, I would have a wee, what else do you do first thing in the morning

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Gummy Panda

ibarelycare wrote: »

Ride a girl doggy style.
Fall asleep straight afterwards.

best to finish as spoons so you just cuddle afterwards as you fall asleep

stupidusername

My brother gets loads of women (

) and apparently I look very like him, so if I was a guy, I think I'd do quite well

Des Carter

Id cut down on my estrogen intake and go to the hospital!!!!!

I would also make a very ugly women so the whole playing with my bewbs would be a bit disturbing.

mike65

mikerowsopht wrote: »

It is ye, the clitoris is up the vadge dude, near the top beside the curly thing

Thats the wurly thing beside the curly thing, so there's a milk choclocate bar in every vagina? :eek:

smash

mikerowsopht wrote: »

It is ye, the clitoris is up the vadge dude, near the top beside the curly thing

I'm taking it that you've never actually been with a chick...

ibarelycare

Ride a girl doggy style.
Fall asleep straight afterwards.

Joey the lips

wild_cat wrote: »

The Clitoris isnt "up" there.

Thats the mistake i have been making so....Dam ansummers and her ears....

Jaded811

lovely topic

mikerowsopht

wild_cat wrote: »

The Clitoris isnt "up" there.

It is ye, the clitoris is up the vadge dude, near the top beside the curly thing

anywaz I don't really give a bollix where it is as long as I ejaculate

omega666

1) shower, a bit of exploration and take a few pics followed by a huge fry for breakfast
2) hit the women showers at the GYM, timed perfectly for when some female pole dancing class has just finished up.
3) a big steak and chips lunch with all the extra's washed down with a cold pint of heninken
4) Invite all the girls around for a slumber party
Stock up on lots of wine, pillows, lube and crotchless panties.
Get the girls over, ply then with booze have a real authentic pillow fight in our underwear (see crotch less panties above) and end up with a big group lesbian orgy.

WindSock

mikerowsopht wrote: »

I'd head into town and start flashing my taa taa's at everyone until I find a lezzo

:pac:

I'd make countless jokes about women & kitchens and fall about the floor laughing as if I had heard them for the first time. Then I would talk about science and things.

wild_cat

mikerowsopht wrote: »

I'd shove my phone up and give myself a call, see what this clitoris is all about.

The Clitoris isnt "up" there.

PeterIanStaker

I'd flick the bean 'til it fell off.

Professey Chin

Investigate that mysterious room known as a kitchen

Duggy747

I'd buy loads of magazines of celebrity magazines because that tart Cheryl Cole is on the front of one of them.

Eat some crisps and then feel miserable for having done so, I'll feel like a hippo then.

Watch my woman stories on TV..........something that involves muuuuuuurder and romance.

Dress in skimpy outfits and when guys look at me I'll start calling them wierdos and perverts.

Make a sandwich and give it to a man.

Start a bitchy rumour about a girl and watch it manifest itself out of control.

Cry for no apparent reason.

Go to the pub / club, get some poor sod to buy me drinks all night, bump into everyone and tell them to fùck off, rob pints, rob glasses, start a fight with a guy for no reason knowing he can't hit me back and then get the biggest guy I can find to flatten the git..........all with a disgusted look on my face.

Fiddle with myself and see what I can fit up there.

Sea Sharp

Go to the pub and get beers bought for me until drunk.
Then I'd find myself a lesbien and spend the rest of the evening scissoring.

00112984

Get a BJ just to see what all the fuss is about.

mikerowsopht

I'd shove my phone up and give myself a call, see what this clitoris is all about.

Then I'd head out to me car and have a spin on the gear knob

then

I'd head into town and start flashing my taa taa's at everyone until I find a lezzo

then

I'd jump up & down in front of the mirror while also flapping the underside of my tits up & down

Finally in work I would call in sick because of my period

I'm sure I've left out a couple of things here.

Chucky the tree

Finally do a good job at ironing my shirts.

FoxT

- feed the baby
- hoover the house
- bring the OH beer while he watches the match
- go to mass

d.anthony

I'd do my womanly duty and make my OH a sandwich.

scientific1982

Princess Peach wrote: »

Get kicked in the balls.

Can't be as painful as they make it out to be

Ill do the honours for ya.

Princess Peach

Get kicked in the balls.

Can't be as painful as they make it out to be

efb

if I grew tits, hmmm, if....

(Ive bigger funbags that most wimmins now)

I'd bleed, wear white, ride horses, and be a cnut for about 5 days.

Gummy Panda

Knowing my luck, I'd be menstruating so figuring out tampons

Bonito

talla10 wrote: »

pics or GTFO

How about: Pics so we can GTFO?

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talla10

crayolastereo wrote: »

I
And have sex with every hot woman ever (assuming I can pull as many girls with no effort as I currently pull boys with no effort, which is somewhat annoying because I don't like boys! :P)
.

pics or GTFO

amacachi

crayolastereo wrote: »

I would enjoy being like 6'1 vs 5ft for the day
And have sex with every hot woman ever (assuming I can pull as many girls with no effort as I currently pull boys with no effort, which is somewhat annoying because I don't like boys! :P)
I'd also enjoy being able to find really,really dumb action films good.

With your height I really hope it's boys and not men you're pulling.

Chuchoter

I would enjoy being like 6'1 vs 5ft for the day

And have sex with every hot woman ever (assuming I can pull as many girls with no effort as I currently pull boys with no effort, which is somewhat annoying because I don't like boys! :P)
I'd also enjoy being able to find really,really dumb action films good.

talla10

Hit a lesbian bar pull two stunning women (i assume im as attractive being a woman as i am as a man

) bring em home record the 5 hour lesbian session and i have a great dvd to enjoy forever