Most unusual insult???

curlzy · 21-10-2010 03:06PM #1

What's the weirdest insult you've ever had thrown at you?

Mine would be being called a "whore's abortion", pronounced Dublin Styleee; Whooo-ur's aborshin).

funkyjebus · 21-10-2010 03:09PM

curlzy wrote: »

What's the weirdest insult you've ever had thrown at you?
Mine would be being called a "whore's abortion", pronounced Dublin Styleee; Whooo-ur's aborshin).

Wanker, might as well call me an eater or sleeper. weird.

Hasmunch · 21-10-2010 03:10PM

A girl once roared at me...

You're as twisted as pighead.

Never had a clue what she was on about though!!!!

flyton5 · 21-10-2010 03:10PM

In before "Yore Ma"...:rolleyes:

General General · 21-10-2010 03:11PM

Ya three eyed phuck.

marcsignal · 21-10-2010 03:13PM

'You look like your Da's mate'

think about it..........

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Tiny Explosions · 21-10-2010 03:13PM

Years ago when I was a just a kid, myself and a few friends ( about 4 of us)
threw a few snowballs at a man (bout 25-30 years old)....but the guy went mental!!

He started to chase us screaming " I'm gonna kill you shíttynickers and you, yellow teeth your next!"

Always thought it was a mad thing to scream at a bunch of kids.

marcsignal · 21-10-2010 03:14PM

'You're as useless as Anne Franks drum kit'

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Fago! · 21-10-2010 03:15PM

I seen some stoned guy shout at a wall "No YOU'RE a wall"

I assume that was the weirdest insult he ever got from a wall! :pac:

knird evol · 21-10-2010 03:16PM

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

fakearms123 · 21-10-2010 03:16PM

was called "knickers head" once, instantly got a boner

Angron · 21-10-2010 03:17PM

"Awh, head of hair" like I failed to notice I have hair..

Or a bunch of kids deciding to yell abuse at me and a friend. Literally just shouted the word abuse several times, it was kinda beyond me.

thebigbiffo · 21-10-2010 03:18PM

yer only the leavins (pronounced lay-vins) of the inside of a hoors handbag. classic

Des Carter · 21-10-2010 03:19PM

Your as useless as an ash-tray on a motorbike.

Tiny Explosions · 21-10-2010 03:24PM

Des Carter wrote: »

Your as useless as an ash-tray on a motorbike.

That's not a very unusual insult.:pac:

Are your parents siblings?

The After Hours Troll · 21-10-2010 03:36PM

Tiny Explosions wrote: »

Are your parents siblings?

Mine are trolls.

Burning Eclipse · 21-10-2010 03:42PM

A friend was coming out of college one day and had "Look at you with your books and your knowledge" roared at her.

Not sure how the pair of scummers thought it was an insult, but there you go.

bm365 · 21-10-2010 03:44PM

Some idiot in a sh!tty yellow Fiat Seicento once shouted "Bus Wanker" at me.

Tiny Explosions · 21-10-2010 03:58PM

The After Hours Troll wrote: »

Mine are trolls.

Brother and sister troll's?:eek: :pac:

Promac · 21-10-2010 03:59PM

When one of my brothers was just learning to talk and was p1ssed off at someone, he'd call them a "poopoo sticky eyeball head".

Tiny Explosions · 21-10-2010 04:03PM

Promac wrote: »

When one of my brothers was just learning to talk and was p1ssed off at someone, he'd call them a "poopoo sticky eyeball head".

I think I heard somone use that insult in the Dail yesterday!!

Think it was Paul Gogarty.....he then went to the toilets for a little cry.:pac:

kiad · 21-10-2010 04:20PM

I called a guy a "transexual cheesy paedophile" and a "tubby downie" once. He had eaten all me fags.

danh789 · 21-10-2010 04:23PM

Dean: Hello

Homer: Hello Dean. You're a stupid head

Dean: Homer? Is that you?

Tiny Explosions · 21-10-2010 04:31PM

kiad wrote: »

I called a guy a "transexual cheesy paedophile" and a "tubby downie" once. He had eaten all me fags.

He ate all your fags?

He must have been a homosexual cannibal not a transsexual ..:)

deandean · 21-10-2010 04:35PM

"May the curse of poor mary O'Brien and her seven blind, illegitimate children chase you so far over the Hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't see you with a telescope".

lorebringer · 21-10-2010 04:36PM

"You smell like a whores handbag"

"I hope you fall in a bog hole"

The best story of insults I have heard is a guy I know was on the bus, two girls were talking Irish and a skangery type yelled at them "go back to your own country"

Tiny Explosions · 21-10-2010 04:37PM

deandean wrote: »

"May the curse of poor mary O'Brien and her seven blind, illegitimate children chase you so far over the Hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't see you with a telescope".

That insult sounds like it came from a priest....still good though.:D

jimthemental · 21-10-2010 04:40PM

After seeing a girl with erect nipples in Thurles I heard a lad shout at her that she must be smuggling calf nuts. Original to be fair.

knird evol · 21-10-2010 04:44PM

funkyjebus wrote: »

Wanker, might as well call me an eater or sleeper. weird.

Listen, we don't mind you eatin in public. Even sleeping. But come on.....

Son Of A Vidic · 21-10-2010 05:58PM

Fago! wrote: »

I seen some stoned guy shout at a wall "No YOU'RE a wall"

I assume that was the weirdest insult he ever got from a wall! :pac:

It was no ordinary wall I can assure you, the fcuking language of it!

Misanthrope · 21-10-2010 06:18PM

I hope all your children have tiny c**ks, including the girls

Most unusual insult???

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