Most unusual insult???

curlzy

What's the weirdest insult you've ever had thrown at you?

Mine would be being called a "whore's abortion", pronounced Dublin Styleee; Whooo-ur's aborshin).

funkyjebus

curlzy wrote: »

What's the weirdest insult you've ever had thrown at you?
Mine would be being called a "whore's abortion", pronounced Dublin Styleee; Whooo-ur's aborshin).

Wanker, might as well call me an eater or sleeper. weird.

Hasmunch

A girl once roared at me...

You're as twisted as pighead.

Never had a clue what she was on about though!!!!

flyton5

In before "Yore Ma"...:rolleyes:

General General

Ya three eyed phuck.

marcsignal

'You look like your Da's mate'


think about it..........

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Tiny Explosions

Years ago when I was a just a kid, myself and a few friends ( about 4 of us)
threw a few snowballs at a man (bout 25-30 years old)....but the guy went mental!!

He started to chase us screaming " I'm gonna kill you shíttynickers and you, yellow teeth your next!"

Always thought it was a mad thing to scream at a bunch of kids.

marcsignal

'You're as useless as Anne Franks drum kit'


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Fago!

I seen some stoned guy shout at a wall "No YOU'RE a wall"

I assume that was the weirdest insult he ever got from a wall! :pac:

knird evol

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

fakearms123

was called "knickers head" once, instantly got a boner

Angron

"Awh, head of hair" like I failed to notice I have hair..

Or a bunch of kids deciding to yell abuse at me and a friend. Literally just shouted the word abuse several times, it was kinda beyond me.

thebigbiffo

yer only the leavins (pronounced lay-vins) of the inside of a hoors handbag. classic

Des Carter

Your as useless as an ash-tray on a motorbike.

Tiny Explosions

Des Carter wrote: »

Your as useless as an ash-tray on a motorbike.

That's not a very unusual insult.:pac:

Are your parents siblings?

The After Hours Troll

Tiny Explosions wrote: »

Are your parents siblings?

Mine are trolls.

Burning Eclipse

A friend was coming out of college one day and had "Look at you with your books and your knowledge" roared at her. Not sure how the pair of scummers thought it was an insult, but there you go.

bm365

Some idiot in a sh!tty yellow Fiat Seicento once shouted "Bus Wanker" at me.

Tiny Explosions

The After Hours Troll wrote: »

Mine are trolls.

Brother and sister troll's?:eek: :pac:

Promac

When one of my brothers was just learning to talk and was p1ssed off at someone, he'd call them a "poopoo sticky eyeball head".

Tiny Explosions

Promac wrote: »

When one of my brothers was just learning to talk and was p1ssed off at someone, he'd call them a "poopoo sticky eyeball head".

I think I heard somone use that insult in the Dail yesterday!!

Think it was Paul Gogarty.....he then went to the toilets for a little cry.:pac:

kiad

I called a guy a "transexual cheesy paedophile" and a "tubby downie" once. He had eaten all me fags.

danh789

Dean: Hello

Homer: Hello Dean. You're a stupid head

Dean: Homer? Is that you?

Tiny Explosions

kiad wrote: »

I called a guy a "transexual cheesy paedophile" and a "tubby downie" once. He had eaten all me fags.

He ate all your fags?

He must have been a homosexual cannibal not a transsexual ..:)

deandean

"May the curse of poor mary O'Brien and her seven blind, illegitimate children chase you so far over the Hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't see you with a telescope".

lorebringer

"You smell like a whores handbag"

"I hope you fall in a bog hole"

The best story of insults I have heard is a guy I know was on the bus, two girls were talking Irish and a skangery type yelled at them "go back to your own country"

Tiny Explosions

deandean wrote: »

"May the curse of poor mary O'Brien and her seven blind, illegitimate children chase you so far over the Hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't see you with a telescope".

That insult sounds like it came from a priest....still good though.:D

jimthemental

After seeing a girl with erect nipples in Thurles I heard a lad shout at her that she must be smuggling calf nuts. Original to be fair.

knird evol

funkyjebus wrote: »

Wanker, might as well call me an eater or sleeper. weird.

Listen, we don't mind you eatin in public. Even sleeping. But come on.....

Son Of A Vidic

Fago! wrote: »

I seen some stoned guy shout at a wall "No YOU'RE a wall"

I assume that was the weirdest insult he ever got from a wall! :pac:

It was no ordinary wall I can assure you, the fcuking language of it!

Misanthrope

I hope all your children have tiny c**ks, including the girls

marcsignal

Mary: "You've a face like a pair of tits" :mad:

John: "At least that's a pair between us" :cool:





























...... "Get them fecking crunchies out of the car" :mad:

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Misanthrope

A Kiwi calling Aussies "shackledraggers". It has a beautiful ring to it."Mongrel Crooks" sounds good too or simply "the crooks".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVQShv_0drw

iPlop

I once saw a guy shouting at someone "Your a fukkin dole office" in a real dublin skanger accent like this "Yore a fukkin dowel officee roit"

"You've a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle"

hardCopy

"C$ck juggling thunder-c$nt"

From Blade:Trinity

Redlion

Walking down the road, one lad shouts at me 'GINGER', quickly followed by his mate shouting 'Yeah haha.....shave your pubes' :rolleyes:

Oat23

Getting off the bus @ bus stop:

Indian kid: ''You stupid f**king window licker''.

Me: What .

Indian kid: ''Thought so''.

Still don't know what it means.

IvySlayer

Janitor: Point to Iraq.

JD: THAT'S Iraq.

Janitor: That's China.

JD: YOU'RE CHINA!

Janitor: What an outrageous accusation.

Waiting at the bus stop in UCD these two D4-type teenage girls said "I bet you read the Irish Times!" and fell over themselves laughing, and ran away.

I'm still confused, 9 years later.

curlzy

Boyfriend just reminded me of these:

Said by a friend: she's a whole dufflebag of gee.

Said by me: she's a face like a mashed up arse.

I think there was booze involved in that night.

Mr McBoatface

A few years back I had a heated argument with my dad...

I told him he was a pr1ck. He responded "You where a good w*nk until your mother got in the way"





He won the argument

orourkeda

I was called rotten hat by a drunk homeless person in London.

orourkeda

curlzy wrote: »

Boyfriend just reminded me of these:

Said by a friend: she's a whole dufflebag of gee.

Said by me: she's a face like a mashed up arse.

I think there was booze involved in that night.

Has anyone actually seem what a mashed up arse looks like.

cson

jobyrne30 wrote: »

A few years back I had a heated argument with my dad...

I told him he was a pr1ck. He responded "You where a good w*nk until your mother got in the way"





He won the argument

Fair play to oul lad and his honesty!

Rented Mule

You've a face that would chase a funeral down a side street.

- heard this from Billy Connolly two weeks ago.

IamtheWalrus

fakearms123 wrote: »

was called "knickers head" once, instantly got a boner

lol

cgordonfreeman

'You'd want to sort your stubble out!'

What a crap insult. I'm a man by the way.

fonecrusher1

Was over in the folks house having dinner. I was sporting a 3 month beard. Brother walked in...who let the homeless guy in here? pointing at me. Cheeky cnut.



Shaved the beard a few days ago.:mad: t'was a bit scruffy alright.

Rockery Woman

Two school uniformed teenagers having a bitch about someone outsid the supermarket...

".... the teeth on her, I mean like she could eat a turnip through a letterbox"

I nearly p***ed on myself laughing!

dotsman

"I fart in your general direction."

and

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

would have to be up there as the most unusual for me.