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  • #6152
    Hanley
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    How the fcuk did I eat myself up to 110kg??? I feel SO ill with 4,000kcals in me. Struggling not to get sick.


  • #6153
    Inspector Coptoor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,818 ✭✭✭Inspector Coptoor


    Haha. Try 119kg ftw!


  • #6154
    RacoonQueen
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 20,368 Mod ✭✭✭✭RacoonQueen


    Hanley wrote: »
    How the fcuk did I eat myself up to 110kg??? I feel SO ill with 4,000kcals in me. Struggling not to get sick.

    You're like, two of me, and I thought I was fat. :D

    Browsing the net looking for some good whey deals the other day I came across this crap http://www.specialk.com/protein-water-mixes WTF?! :confused:


  • #6155
    Hanley
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    RacoonQueen wrote: »
    You're like, two of me, and I thought I was fat. :D

    Browsing the net looking for some good whey deals the other day I came across this crap http://www.specialk.com/protein-water-mixes WTF?! :confused:

    I was 91kg this morning... I WAS 110kg :p

    I'm currently 95.1kg.

    8lb gained in 8 hours - that's good going right? Esp considering how much dirty spine has been liberated during the day too.


  • #6156
    corkcomp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,114 ✭✭✭corkcomp


    Hanley wrote: »
    I was 91kg this morning... I WAS 110kg :p

    I'm currently 95.1kg.

    8lb gained in 8 hours - that's good going right? Esp considering how much dirty spine has been liberated during the day too.

    on that note, im meant to be going skydiving next weekend but now im having second thoughts! 83KG this morning, is it possible for me to get to 95 by this time next week so Im over the weight restriction?


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  • #6157
    dartstothesea
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 890 ✭✭✭dartstothesea


    You can't skydive at all if you're over 95kg?


  • #6158
    corkcomp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,114 ✭✭✭corkcomp


    dartstothesea wrote: »
    You can't skydive at all if you're over 95kg?

    apparently not here http://www.skydiveireland.ie/


  • #6159
    dartstothesea
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 890 ✭✭✭dartstothesea


    Ah okay it just says their equipment can't allow heavier. I presume bigger weight could be catered for with the right gear.


  • #6160
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,338 ✭✭✭the drifter


    i would think so yes...otherwise them army guys have some seriously light gear!


  • #6161
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,702 ✭✭✭squod


    I think it's only tandem jumps, right? I figure the parachutists don't want to be tied to a heiffer for possibly their last few moments of life.


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  • #6162
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    squod wrote: »
    I think it's only tandem jumps, right? I figure the parachutists don't want to be tied to a heiffer for possibly their last few moments of life.

    d'you want a slap?


  • #6163
    Inspector Coptoor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,818 ✭✭✭Inspector Coptoor


    Drinking without L = not being put in a taxi home before 10.45 = win


  • #6164
    Parsley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    not living anywhere near L this year - slowly curing myself of the cigarette and alcohol addiction i developed last year.


  • #6165
    RacoonQueen
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 20,368 Mod ✭✭✭✭RacoonQueen


    The parachutes they use probably hold twice that though, these ones just have to hold both of you, hence the weight restriction for the amateur. So about 180kg or so for each parachute?


  • #6166
    Hanley
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    Nyom Nyom Nyom Nyom Noym... Refeeds!!

    Meal 1 - Special K, 2 pita breads, chicken fillet
    Meal 2 - 50g protein, 50g vitargo
    Meal 3 - Large boneless banquet for one from KFC
    Meal 4 - 300g worth of spicy chicken fillets w/ Nando's sauce
    Meal 5 - 1 litre milk, 50g protein, 2 dessert spoons of PB
    Meal 6 - 2 scoops of whey, 2 pita breads
    Meal 7 - Large popcorn, big bag of m&m's
    Meal 8 - 1 tub of ben and jerries
    Meal 9 - 1 litre of full fat milk
    Meal 10 - 50g of protein


  • #6167
    corkcomp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,114 ✭✭✭corkcomp


    RacoonQueen wrote: »
    The parachutes they use probably hold twice that though, these ones just have to hold both of you, hence the weight restriction for the amateur. So about 180kg or so for each parachute?

    the same 95kg restriction applies for both tandem jump and solo apparently, im doing the solo jump cos if it all goes wrong I dont want to spend my last moments with a total stranger:pac:


  • #6168
    Parsley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    i've been too busy to train lately. though on the upside, i've a gig with calvin ****ing harris next week.


  • #6169
    Mellor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,431 ✭✭✭✭Mellor


    I know people who are defo over 95kg that have done tandem jumps here in Sydney


  • #6170
    d'Oracle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,024 ✭✭✭d'Oracle


    I just watched Holmberg doing the double Fran.

    Mental.

    He seems to be flying through the first one and then just hits the wall after it...


  • #6171
    Edwardius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Edwardius


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5EV3drUpJo

    Apparently he's only using a belt and short wraps here, no suit.


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  • #6172
    Remmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    fcuk what a bull.


  • #6173
    Sangre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    716.jpg


  • #6174
    Ciaran500
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,225 ✭✭✭Ciaran500


    Professional arm wrestler?

    8h6KQ.jpg


  • #6175
    d'Oracle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,024 ✭✭✭d'Oracle


    Shoop.


  • #6176
    Mellor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,431 ✭✭✭✭Mellor


    pro arm wrestler = no
    Amateur photoshoper = yes


  • #6177
    Ciaran500
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,225 ✭✭✭Ciaran500


    d'Oracle wrote: »
    Shoop.

    Mine is real, his name is Matthias Schlitte


  • #6178
    rubadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,386 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    Ciaran500 wrote: »
    Mine is real, his name is Matthias Schlitte

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055537524


  • #6179
    Inspector Coptoor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,818 ✭✭✭Inspector Coptoor


    Health Check Results:
    Cholesterol: 4.5
    Blood Pressure: 110/70
    Resting Heart Rate: 61
    ECG: normal sinus rythym.

    Very happy with that


  • #6180
    JayRoc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭JayRoc


    Liam Henners257 wrote: »
    Health Check Results:
    Cholesterol: 4.5
    Blood Pressure: 110/70
    Resting Heart Rate: 61
    ECG: normal sinus rythym.

    Very happy with that

    And the penicillin cleared up that "rash"?


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  • #6181
    Hanley
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    Dead Ed wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5EV3drUpJo

    Apparently he's only using a belt and short wraps here, no suit.

    But... but... he's breaking at his knees!!!

    Unreal strength.


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