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my next door neighbour is getting very mad at the TV

  • 16-10-2010 08:56PM
    #1
    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭


    Whenever he watches Football he always shouts "Come on ya dirty bastard" or "You stupid cu*t" if his team isn't winning.

    He is by himself like, but he shouts away :D


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  • #2
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Amature, i had a neighbour ( now deceased) who shot the TV. Legend.:D


  • #3
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Are you sure he's not just having a ****?


  • #4
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Whenever he watches Football he always shouts "Come on ya dirty bastard" or "You stupid cu*t" if his team isn't winning.

    He is by himself like, but he shouts away :D

    No surprises there then.

    I blame the fact thats he's from cork.


  • #5
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    I'd no idea someone from Cork was living nextdoor to me...now I have something to really shout about.


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 45,738 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Maybe he has tourettes


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  • #7
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    How do you know it's football he's watching-he could be shouting at Eastenders


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 45,738 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    How do you know it's football he's watching-he could be shouting at Eastenders

    or X Factor


  • #9
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Whenever he watches Football he always shouts "Come on ya dirty bastard" or "You stupid cu*t" if his team isn't winning.

    He is by himself like, but he shouts away :D

    Come 1:30 tomorrow i'll be doing the same.


  • #10
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,216 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Maybe he's just watching porn with the sound turned up really loud.


  • #11
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    sorry about that OP.

    :o


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  • #12
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Mrmoe wrote: »
    Maybe he's just watching porn with the sound turned up really loud.

    Pornos have a commentary team now? I'm going to have to update my collection.


  • #13
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    super-rush wrote: »
    Come 1:30 tomorrow i'll be doing the same.

    And lots of crying :P


  • #14
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Wertz wrote: »
    Pornos have a commentary team now? I'm going to have to update my collection.

    he's about to shoot, he scores.

    :D


  • #15
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,216 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Wertz wrote: »
    Pornos have a commentary team now? I'm going to have to update my collection.

    Sure, I can't even get off anymore without the soft dulcet tones of Michael O' Muircheartaigh :D


  • #16
    DublinWriter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,599 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    How do you know it's football he's watching-he could be shouting at Eastenders
    Or Bosco...looking at the milk-bottles coming out of the factory shute.


  • #17
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    irish-stew wrote: »
    he's about to shoot, he scores.

    :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8uchI1g3tM


  • #18
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    super-rush wrote: »
    Come 1:30 tomorrow i'll be doing the same.
    :D:D:D
    The statue of John Lennon at Liverpool Airport reads "ABOVE US ONLY SKY"Someone has written next to it "BELOW US ONLY WOLVES AND WEST HAM"


  • #19
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    irish-stew wrote: »
    he's about to shoot, he scores.

    :D

    Shouldn't that be he has just scored and hopes to shoot (off)


  • #20
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,152 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    CorkMan wrote: »
    He is by himself like

    Was going to comment but then I saw your username! :D


  • #21
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    galwayrush wrote: »
    :D:D:D
    The statue of John Lennon at Liverpool Airport reads "ABOVE US ONLY SKY"Someone has written next to it "BELOW US ONLY WOLVES AND WEST HAM"

    thats so last week

    :rolleyes:


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  • #22
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Mrmoe wrote: »
    Sure, I can't even get off anymore without the soft dulcet tones of Michael O' Muircheartaigh :D

    Well that'll be you finished when he retires soon, might help your eyesight though.


  • #23
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Whenever he watches Football he always shouts "Come on ya dirty bastard" or "You stupid cu*t" if his team isn't winning.
    It's a pity he doesn't text the team manager there and then. I'm sure they could win more games with this valuable insight.


  • #24
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    galwayrush wrote: »
    :D:D:D
    The statue of John Lennon at Liverpool Airport reads "ABOVE US ONLY SKY"Someone has written next to it "BELOW US ONLY WOLVES AND WEST HAM"



    irish-stew wrote: »
    thats so last week

    :rolleyes:

    Yeah, revised to just West Ham....:D


  • #25
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    galwayrush wrote: »
    :D:D:D
    The statue of John Lennon at Liverpool Airport reads "ABOVE US ONLY SKY"Someone has written next to it "BELOW US ONLY WOLVES AND WEST HAM"
    galwayrush wrote: »
    Yeah, revised to just West Ham....:D

    Banned.


  • #26
    flanno_7hi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭flanno_7hi


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Amature, i had a neighbour ( now deceased) who shot the TV. Legend.:D


    Clancy! Use the remote.


  • #27
    df1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    Kiera wrote: »
    Are you sure he's not just having a ****?

    or ridin the wife?

    "cmon you dirty cnut!"


  • #28
    shrewd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 295 ✭✭shrewd


    my next door neighbour is getting very mad at the TV :D:D:D


  • #29
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Maybe he paid his tv licence and now realises he's been swindled given the fooking ****e thats put on


  • #30
    TheBigLebowski
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,471 ✭✭✭TheBigLebowski


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Whenever he watches Football he always shouts "Come on ya dirty bastard" or "You stupid cu*t" if his team isn't winning.

    He is by himself like, but he shouts away :D

    Must be a Bohs fan...


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  • #31
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,100 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    irish-stew wrote: »
    he's about to shoot, he scores.

    :D

    Some are just very vocal lovers.

    He's in the box, GOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLL!


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