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my next door neighbour is getting very mad at the TV

CorkMan · 2010-10-16 19:56:59

Whenever he watches Football he always shouts "Come on ya dirty bastard" or "You stupid cu*t" if his team isn't winning. He is by himself like, but he shouts away :D

16-10-2010 7:56pm

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Whenever he watches Football he always shouts "Come on ya dirty bastard" or "You stupid cu*t" if his team isn't winning.

He is by himself like, but he shouts away

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#2 16-10-2010 7:58pm

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Amature, i had a neighbour ( now deceased) who shot the TV. Legend.:D

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#3 16-10-2010 8:01pm

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Are you sure he's not just having a ****?

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#4 16-10-2010 8:02pm

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CorkMan wrote: »

Whenever he watches Football he always shouts "Come on ya dirty bastard" or "You stupid cu*t" if his team isn't winning.

He is by himself like, but he shouts away

No surprises there then.

I blame the fact thats he's from cork.

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#5 16-10-2010 8:02pm

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I'd no idea someone from Cork was living nextdoor to me...now I have something to really shout about.

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Maybe he has tourettes

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#7 16-10-2010 8:04pm

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How do you know it's football he's watching-he could be shouting at Eastenders

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alwaysadub wrote: »

How do you know it's football he's watching-he could be shouting at Eastenders

or X Factor

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#9 16-10-2010 8:06pm

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CorkMan wrote: »

Whenever he watches Football he always shouts "Come on ya dirty bastard" or "You stupid cu*t" if his team isn't winning.

He is by himself like, but he shouts away

Come 1:30 tomorrow i'll be doing the same.

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#10 16-10-2010 8:07pm

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Maybe he's just watching porn with the sound turned up really loud.

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#11 16-10-2010 8:08pm

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sorry about that OP.

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#12 16-10-2010 8:09pm

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Mrmoe wrote: »

Maybe he's just watching porn with the sound turned up really loud.

Pornos have a commentary team now? I'm going to have to update my collection.

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#13 16-10-2010 8:11pm

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super-rush wrote: »

Come 1:30 tomorrow i'll be doing the same.

And lots of crying :P

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#14 16-10-2010 8:11pm

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Wertz wrote: »

Pornos have a commentary team now? I'm going to have to update my collection.

he's about to shoot, he scores.

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#15 16-10-2010 8:15pm

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Wertz wrote: »

Pornos have a commentary team now? I'm going to have to update my collection.

Sure, I can't even get off anymore without the soft dulcet tones of Michael O' Muircheartaigh

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#16 16-10-2010 8:15pm

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alwaysadub wrote: »

How do you know it's football he's watching-he could be shouting at Eastenders

Or Bosco...looking at the milk-bottles coming out of the factory shute.

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#17 16-10-2010 8:22pm

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irish-stew wrote: »

he's about to shoot, he scores.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8uchI1g3tM

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#18 16-10-2010 8:33pm

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super-rush wrote: »

Come 1:30 tomorrow i'll be doing the same.

:D:D
The statue of John Lennon at Liverpool Airport reads "ABOVE US ONLY SKY"Someone has written next to it "BELOW US ONLY WOLVES AND WEST HAM"

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#19 16-10-2010 8:39pm

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irish-stew wrote: »

he's about to shoot, he scores.

Shouldn't that be he has just scored and hopes to shoot (off)

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#20 16-10-2010 9:00pm

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CorkMan wrote: »

He is by himself like

Was going to comment but then I saw your username!

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#21 16-10-2010 9:02pm

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galwayrush wrote: »

:D:D
The statue of John Lennon at Liverpool Airport reads "ABOVE US ONLY SKY"Someone has written next to it "BELOW US ONLY WOLVES AND WEST HAM"

thats so last week

:rolleyes:

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#22 16-10-2010 9:23pm

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Mrmoe wrote: »

Sure, I can't even get off anymore without the soft dulcet tones of Michael O' Muircheartaigh

Well that'll be you finished when he retires soon, might help your eyesight though.

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#23 16-10-2010 9:26pm

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CorkMan wrote: »

Whenever he watches Football he always shouts "Come on ya dirty bastard" or "You stupid cu*t" if his team isn't winning.

It's a pity he doesn't text the team manager there and then. I'm sure they could win more games with this valuable insight.

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#24 17-10-2010 2:45pm

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galwayrush wrote: »

:D:D
The statue of John Lennon at Liverpool Airport reads "ABOVE US ONLY SKY"Someone has written next to it "BELOW US ONLY WOLVES AND WEST HAM"

irish-stew wrote: »

thats so last week

:rolleyes:

Yeah, revised to just West Ham....:D

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#25 17-10-2010 3:24pm

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galwayrush wrote: »

:D:D
The statue of John Lennon at Liverpool Airport reads "ABOVE US ONLY SKY"Someone has written next to it "BELOW US ONLY WOLVES AND WEST HAM"

galwayrush wrote: »

Yeah, revised to just West Ham....:D

Banned.

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#26 17-10-2010 3:43pm

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galwayrush wrote: »

Amature, i had a neighbour ( now deceased) who shot the TV. Legend.:D

Clancy! Use the remote.

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#27 17-10-2010 3:59pm

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Kiera wrote: »

Are you sure he's not just having a ****?

or ridin the wife?

"cmon you dirty cnut!"

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#28 17-10-2010 7:36pm

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my next door neighbour is getting very mad at the TV :D:D

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#29 17-10-2010 8:01pm

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Maybe he paid his tv licence and now realises he's been swindled given the fooking ****e thats put on

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#30 17-10-2010 9:19pm

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CorkMan wrote: »

Whenever he watches Football he always shouts "Come on ya dirty bastard" or "You stupid cu*t" if his team isn't winning.

He is by himself like, but he shouts away

Must be a Bohs fan...

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#31 17-10-2010 10:50pm

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irish-stew wrote: »

he's about to shoot, he scores.

Some are just very vocal lovers.

He's in the box, GOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLL!

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#32 17-10-2010 11:53pm

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CorkMan wrote: »

Whenever he watches Football he always shouts "Come on ya dirty bastard" or "You stupid cu*t" if his team isn't winning.

He is by himself like, but he shouts away

Sounds like he's playing some street fighter :eek:

Damn flow chart kens :pac:

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#33 18-10-2010 1:02am

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CBBC for him plus pacifier (soother) and then the crib.

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#34 18-10-2010 1:12am

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjKgiTzLPMs

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#35 18-10-2010 1:13pm

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Wertz wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8uchI1g3tM

I love Trainspotting.

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#36 18-10-2010 1:33pm

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CorkMan wrote: »

Whenever he watches Football he always shouts "Come on ya dirty bastard" or "You stupid cu*t" if his team isn't winning.

I do this all the time. It's one of life's great pleasures.

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