Alan Partridge returns

ronnie3585 · 14-10-2010 06:51PM

Would you like me to lap dance for you?

Oooh my peep-hole Pringle is modelled on an SAS balaclava.

Sweet feet.

Do you like my cones? They're little ones. I got them from a cycling test centre.

I've got a clean license yours is dirty. You've got six points I've got two...points.

SoupyNorman · 14-10-2010 07:32PM

"Right. I mean, if it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day, you’re will pay the price if you’re a fussy eater. If they could afford to emigrate then they could afford to eat in a modest restaurant."

Jesus Juice · 14-10-2010 07:36PM

Lynn I pierced me foot on a spiiiiiiikkkkeeeee

petes · 15-10-2010 07:36AM

Jesus Juice wrote: »

Lynn I pierced me foot on a spiiiiiiikkkkeeeee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIqa11NCbmA

JonnyF · 15-10-2010 02:08PM

Oooh scary Irish men. Would you like to recruit me? I like your berets. They're worn by Saddam Hussain, Frank Spencer, the French.

JonnyF · 15-10-2010 02:12PM

This is the best Valetines Day I've had in 8 years

What did you do 8 years ago?

Just had a better one

ronnie3585 · 15-10-2010 05:16PM

I'm gonna hump ya.......like Deputy Dawg.......would hump ya.

Jesus Wept · 15-10-2010 07:14PM

thenutflush · 15-10-2010 08:53PM

Sonja: "I love you Alan!"

Alan: "Thanks a lot!"

Mushy · 15-10-2010 09:25PM

Alan: You threw a monkey into the sea?

Michael: Yeah, but he'd eaten all my fags like. Was duy-free like!

Alan: Stop, all I can see is a monkey flying into the sea.

Michael: Well, he didt go straight in, he bounced off a rock first.

Cannot wait for this day now.

15-10-2010 10:57PM

Coogan's Partridge stuff from the last tour was brilliant,so thought I might as well throw it up on youtube for a bit.

Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8LYiNv5CQE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjLuPPt85r4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikq-Mq8Zd8Y

16-10-2010 12:14AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTFBnD-_Zs4

fontanalis · 16-10-2010 02:10AM

1:13 - 1:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc27qmMQpBQ

ronnie3585 · 16-10-2010 01:12PM

Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear Magazine.

Jesus Juice · 16-10-2010 09:32PM

ronnie3585 wrote: »

Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear Magazine.

Reminded me of ''I've got issues? Yeah of What? Car magazine!''

acquiescefc · 02-11-2010 04:30PM

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVWHaMbbzGs

why wont it show up using the wraps?...grr

mikom · 02-11-2010 04:34PM

acquiescefc wrote: »

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVWHaMbbzGs

why wont it show up using the wraps?...grr

Lord Lucan lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVWHaMbbzGs

stimpson · 02-11-2010 04:53PM

Yay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVpLSRe0P1E

"Read the small print on your conetract

Fanny!"

Skid · 05-11-2010 12:27PM

Episode 1 just went up ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucrpgmJxx0E

jefreywithonef · 05-11-2010 03:53PM

It's alright. I really liked the butter analogy.

mike65 · 05-11-2010 04:11PM

Lots of little laughs, not bad.

Sadly no Anthea "the body" Turner

colinod0806 · 05-11-2010 06:52PM

loved it

especially when the guy on the bike is talking about how when hes with the kids he feels like a kid
"you have been cleared to work with kids haven't you":D

ronnie3585 · 05-11-2010 06:59PM

I enjoyed it, some classic Partridge moments. Loved the Jim Jones references.

tvnutz · 05-11-2010 07:09PM

colinod0806 wrote: »

loved it

especially when the guy on the bike is talking about how when hes with the kids he feels like a kid
"you have been cleared to work with kids haven't you":D

That was the best line in it,was taking a drink and actually spat it out when he said that line!

cc · 05-11-2010 08:18PM

‘The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!’

ronnie3585 · 05-11-2010 10:18PM

I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war. But a happy one.

Renn · 05-11-2010 10:34PM

This was bad

jefreywithonef · 12-11-2010 05:21PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbiSJE6Dw_k

Didn't think the first one was great, merely alright. This one is kinda crap tbh... Might need to watch it again.

Mike Litoris · 13-11-2010 12:47AM

1st episode was a bit sh1te but the last minute or so made up for it.

Just starting 2 now. Lol at the Sidekick Simon jingle.

Anyways, back to the theme of the thread. The BBC execs funeral where he wore the black Castrol GTX bomber jacket.

mikom · 13-11-2010 12:49AM

Mike Litoris wrote: »

Anyways, back to the theme of the thread. The BBC execs funeral where he wore the black Castrol GTX bomber jacket.

You don't have a battery for a Nokia do you?

Alan Partridge returns

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