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Alan Partridge returns

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    #62
    ronnie3585
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,677 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    Would you like me to lap dance for you?

    Oooh my peep-hole Pringle is modelled on an SAS balaclava.

    Sweet feet.

    Do you like my cones? They're little ones. I got them from a cycling test centre.

    I've got a clean license yours is dirty. You've got six points I've got two...points.


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    #63
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    "Right. I mean, if it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day, you’re will pay the price if you’re a fussy eater. If they could afford to emigrate then they could afford to eat in a modest restaurant."


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    #64
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Lynn I pierced me foot on a spiiiiiiikkkkeeeee


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    #65
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Jesus Juice wrote: »
    Lynn I pierced me foot on a spiiiiiiikkkkeeeee


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIqa11NCbmA


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    #66
    JonnyF
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 370 ✭✭JonnyF


    Oooh scary Irish men. Would you like to recruit me? I like your berets. They're worn by Saddam Hussain, Frank Spencer, the French.


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    #67
    JonnyF
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 370 ✭✭JonnyF


    This is the best Valetines Day I've had in 8 years

    What did you do 8 years ago?

    Just had a better one


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    #68
    ronnie3585
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,677 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    I'm gonna hump ya.......like Deputy Dawg.......would hump ya.


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    #69
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept




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    #70
    thenutflush
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭thenutflush


    Sonja: "I love you Alan!"

    Alan: "Thanks a lot!"


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    #71
    Mushy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,245 ✭✭✭✭Mushy


    Alan: You threw a monkey into the sea?

    Michael: Yeah, but he'd eaten all my fags like. Was duy-free like!

    Alan: Stop, all I can see is a monkey flying into the sea.

    Michael: Well, he didt go straight in, he bounced off a rock first.

    Cannot wait for this day now.


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    #72
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 460 ✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Coogan's Partridge stuff from the last tour was brilliant,so thought I might as well throw it up on youtube for a bit.

    Enjoy! :)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8LYiNv5CQE


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjLuPPt85r4


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikq-Mq8Zd8Y


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    #73
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 24,286 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTFBnD-_Zs4


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    #74
    fontanalis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭fontanalis


    1:13 - 1:30
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc27qmMQpBQ


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    #75
    ronnie3585
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,677 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear Magazine.


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    #76
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    ronnie3585 wrote: »
    Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear Magazine.
    Reminded me of ''I've got issues? Yeah of What? Car magazine!''


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    #77
    acquiescefc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,377 ✭✭✭acquiescefc


    yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVWHaMbbzGs

    why wont it show up using the wraps?...grr


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    #78
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    acquiescefc wrote: »
    yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVWHaMbbzGs

    why wont it show up using the wraps?...grr

    Lord Lucan lol

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVWHaMbbzGs


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    #79
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,711 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Yay.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVpLSRe0P1E


    "Read the small print on your conetract

    Fanny!"


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    #80
    Skid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,872 ✭✭✭Skid


    Episode 1 just went up ...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucrpgmJxx0E


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    #81
    jefreywithonef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    It's alright. I really liked the butter analogy.


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    #82
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Lots of little laughs, not bad.
    Sadly no Anthea "the body" Turner


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    #83
    colinod0806
    Closed Accounts Posts: 614 ✭✭✭colinod0806


    loved it :)

    especially when the guy on the bike is talking about how when hes with the kids he feels like a kid
    "you have been cleared to work with kids haven't you":D


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    #84
    ronnie3585
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,677 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    I enjoyed it, some classic Partridge moments. Loved the Jim Jones references.


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    #85
    tvnutz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,790 ✭✭✭tvnutz


    colinod0806 wrote: »
    loved it :)

    especially when the guy on the bike is talking about how when hes with the kids he feels like a kid
    "you have been cleared to work with kids haven't you":D

    That was the best line in it,was taking a drink and actually spat it out when he said that line!


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    #86
    cc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 483 ✭✭cc


    ‘The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!’


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    #87
    ronnie3585
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,677 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war. But a happy one.


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    #88
    Renn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,255 ✭✭✭Renn


    This was bad :(


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    #89
    jefreywithonef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbiSJE6Dw_k


    Didn't think the first one was great, merely alright. This one is kinda crap tbh... Might need to watch it again.


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    #90
    Mike Litoris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,530 ✭✭✭Mike Litoris


    1st episode was a bit sh1te but the last minute or so made up for it. :D

    Just starting 2 now. Lol at the Sidekick Simon jingle.


    Anyways, back to the theme of the thread. The BBC execs funeral where he wore the black Castrol GTX bomber jacket.


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    #91
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Mike Litoris wrote: »


    Anyways, back to the theme of the thread. The BBC execs funeral where he wore the black Castrol GTX bomber jacket.

    You don't have a battery for a Nokia do you?


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