Alan Partridge returns

Excellent news,not exactly a new series,but definitely looking forward to this

Here is your first look at Steve Coogan, donning his Pringle jumper for the first time in seven years. Alan Partridge will be returning in a new series of 12, 11 minute short Partridge shows for the internet, which will appear online from November 5 on the site Fostersfunny.



Partridge co-creator Armando Iannucci has also worked on the new web episodes. Coogan has released a new quote as Partridge, saying:

‘I am delighted to announce that after years as a regional broadcaster on North Norfolk Digital my groundbreaking radio segment, Mid Morning Matters, will now be accessible to a potential audience of billions via the World Wide Web (www).

‘That it has taken Foster's to help realise my dream of joining the information superhighway is a damning indictment of the established broadcasters whose shabby treatment of me on Sept 10th 2001 was frankly shabby. I made dozens of calls the next day, all of which were ignored.

‘My appreciation must go to Armando Iannucci and Baby Cow for ignoring the lies, god bless them. In the meantime I look forward to "hanging out 'n' chillin" with the MySpace generation.’

According to Baby Cow, Coogan’s production company, there’s a strong possibility that the series could be re-edited and inserted into the BBC’s programming schedule sometime next year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj9S0EYS5EI

jimi_t2

Jurassic Park!

discobeaker

Jakanakanory!

fruvai

Back of the Net

petes

Kiss my face!

calex71

AH-haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Motley Crue

That was classic intercourse

mike65

Monkey tennis?

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mikom

Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan.......................Dan......................................Dan...................Dan.............................................................................Dan.

Frank Spencer

No way you big spastic..... You're a mentalist!

Creature

Cashback!

Wings... Only the band the beatles could have been


Best news ever!

humanji

Why quote old episodes when you can just quote this:

"...a damning indictment of the established broadcasters whose shabby treatment of me on Sept 10th 2001 was frankly shabby. I made dozens of calls the next day, all of which were ignored."

Genius!

GTR63

Alan's Deep Bath .... Sponsored by Dettol.

Mr.Nice Guy

Excellent.

Lynn, some of these people have come from STOKE.

Morgans

"Don't cry ears. You're on the side of a lovely head."

"dere's more to Oirland dan dis"

Skid

mikom wrote: »

Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan.......................Dan......................................Dan...................Dan.............................................................................Dan.

No, he's not seen me, I'll get him later .............................

Dan!!

Jazzy

Do you like me.. sex wise?

K-9

Lexiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Benny_Cake

Needless to say,I had the last laugh...

BaZmO*

I've got Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeessssse!!!!

sinjin_smythe

SPICE WORLD!!

jebuz

Gentlemen choose your weapons

wha...

I'm offering you a drink

Robbo

It should contain a torch, a CurlyWurly, a book of stamps, a free digital watch with denim strap, a vodka miniature, a Bic-style razor and a copy of the Daily Express. Ooooooh, it's a good paper.

kryogen

Smell my cheese!!!

take everything

mikom wrote: »

Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan.......................Dan......................................Dan...................Dan.............................................................................Dan.

Feck you Mikom, i wanted to post that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxHNhE5fPMg

Last Dan is the funniest.

Meeoow

12 bottles of windscreen washer fluid please?
fancy a pint? no, me neither.

Frank Spencer

'Sunday Bloody Sunday'. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!"

ronnie3585

mikom wrote: »

Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan.......................Dan......................................Dan...................Dan.............................................................................Dan.

Bono?

mikom

ronnie3585 wrote: »

Bono?

Bollox, you don't know Bono.

tommyboy2222

Crash! Bang! Wallop !!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-q0437X5uA

Jibbs

Flattely my dear, I don't riverdance.

Jayob10

On the Irish famine and spuds:

"thats where you will pay the price if you are a fussy eater. If you can afford to emigrate you can afford to eat in a modest restaurant".

To Michael the geordie: (after the traffic cone incident)

"you legged it away pretty sharpish, Michael can I have an egg for breakfast. And you can you lay it you chicken".

Mr.Nice Guy

tommyboy2222 wrote: »

Crash! Bang! Wallop !!!!

Love that episode because it has one of my favourite Partridge lines when Alan is selling his voice skills. At 1:25:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEXTkQA5YGI

'Britain has some of the safest roads in Europe. But this isn't Britain...DIS IST DA AUTOBAHN.'

johnn

Alan Partridge: You farmers, you don't like outsiders, do you? You like to stick to your own.
Peter Baxendale Thomas: What do you mean by that?
Alan Partridge: I've seen the big-eared boys on farms.
Peter Baxendale Thomas: Oh, for goodness' sake.
Alan Partridge: If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your brother.

Jesus Wept

Striker!!!!

nkay1985

This has made my night!!!

petes

Will be watching Season 1 and 2 again tonight methinks!!

"It's hotter than the sun!!"

take everything

Diabetic Charlie 3-1 favourite, Two Headed Sex Beast 4-1, and at
20-1 Mrs Boothroyd's Holiday Dancer. All the rest, 50-1 bar.

petes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5APPgmwoIQ

fontanalis

They're sex people Lynn.

ronnie3585

Do you want a cup of beans?

sinjin_smythe

Dan: "I stand corrected", said the man in the orthapedic shoes.

ronnie3585

I was clinically 'fed up' for two years.

Benny_Cake

'The security in this place is terrible - I booked the room under the name of the Real IRA. I'd better go and tell them it's really me.' (Opens door and policemen are visible in the background. Closes the door quickly) 'We have to leave...Crossed wires...'

Hello is that Curry's? I'd like to place an order for two supplementary, auxiliary speakers, to go with my Midi Hi-Fi system, apropos achieving surround sound. Apropos...it's Latin. You got to have a basic grasp of Latin if you're working in..Curry's. Oh you've got them excellent, one last thing, what time do you knock-off? Fancy going for a drink? No? Sorry, just thought I'd ask.

filthymcnasty

Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank ? ...!!!

kiad

"Its either me or Cliff Thorburn, and if he backs out then you're up slack alley......thank you very much"

petes

Cock, Piss, Partridge.

kiad

Insurgent wrote: »

Cook, Pass, Babtridge.

Fixed

Creature

I hope they bring back Michael. He was easily as good a character as Partridge.



Michael, would you like a miniature scotch egg?


Oh no not for me pet I've got meself a steak and kidney pie, oh look at that, I've sat on the bastard would you believe it.

johnn

"Are you Brave enough to let me finish my conversation?"