What's the girliest thing you do? (Thread for the lads only please)

Pighead · 13-10-2010 04:51PM

anniehoo wrote: »

ahahahahhahah......carry on! 16mins till im outta here and its cheering me right up!

You're gonna have to revise that figure annihoo. You're not allowed in here. You're not wanted. You're like the coffee cream at the bottom of a box of quality street. Like a poor little puppy floating down stream in a plastic stream asking "Why, why, why". Like Roy Keane at Mick McCarthys birthday party. Out you go. Sling your hook. Watch a show. Read a book.

anniehoo · 13-10-2010 04:54PM

Pighead wrote: »

You're gonna have to revise that figure annihoo. You're not allowed in here. You're not wanted. You're like the coffee cream at the bottom of a box of quality street. Like a poor little puppy floating down stream in a plastic stream asking "Why, why, why". Like Roy Keane at Mick McCarthys birthday party. Out you go. Sling your hook. Watch a show. Read a book.

Ah you've such a way with words...so..so...cute and girlie and poetic! Just lovely. I just cant take that insult seriously.

Pighead · 13-10-2010 05:00PM

anniehoo wrote: »

Ah you've such a way with words...so..so...cute and girlie and poetic! Just lovely. I just cant take that insult seriously.

Pighead ain't no girlie,
he's a motherfcuking gent-a,
this fcuker don't know the difference,
between lavender and magenta.

Diabhal Beag · 13-10-2010 05:01PM

I like the shoes they wear. Not wearing them but I know nice ones when I see them.

* Hands in man-card *

anniehoo · 13-10-2010 05:02PM

Pighead wrote: »

i dont know the difference between lavender and magenta.

Check your fluffy topped pen that you write your poetry with...thats magenta.;)

CreepingDeath · 13-10-2010 05:03PM

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead ain't no girlie,
he's a motherfcuking gent-a,
this fcuker don't know the difference,
between lavender and magenta.

Is you black as well ?

orourkeda · 13-10-2010 05:04PM

I tend to reverse into lampposts

Pighead · 13-10-2010 05:08PM

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Is you black as well ?

Pighead ain't no black,
he's as white as U2's bassist,
not saying there's anything wrong with being black,
cos that would make me racist.

prinz · 13-10-2010 05:13PM

Classic Pighead. Reading Pighead's witty and cutting retorts is enough to make Prinz glad his first post didn't allude to the girly nature of referring to Prinz in the third person.

Sisko · 13-10-2010 05:14PM

I love chocolate , I'll drink hot chocolate and yes I'll even put up with the strange looks and order a damn mocha latte in a cafe.

"No mothertrucker I don't want to suck your cock I just wanna taste some damn chocolate in my damn coffee":mad:

johnn · 13-10-2010 05:15PM

Constantly speak nothing but BLABBERING CRAP!

FlutterinBantam · 13-10-2010 05:17PM

The little flex of the knees when taking a piss.

You know the way when they back into the pot,hover, and aim the cave at the water, legs well spread, just before she gushes out, they seem to feel the need to flex the knees downward before she gushes out.

Always happens, why the fcuk I don't know.

Tried it a few times but still trying to get the reason

Earthhorse · 13-10-2010 05:20PM

Earthhorse wrote: »

Ah, I needed cheering up at the end of a crappy day, and there you are Pighead.

This post also doubles as the girliest thing I do which is to admit to having emotional needs.

Just realised; I am also multi-tasking in the above post.

I Love Cheese · 13-10-2010 05:25PM

I cant drive, I make sandwiches, and I can multitask, I shave my legs twice a year

Revolution9 · 13-10-2010 05:28PM

I Love Cheese wrote: »

I cant drive, I make sandwiches, and I can multitask, I shave my legs twice a year

Your username just about makes up for the above post!

scientific1982 · 13-10-2010 05:29PM

D1976 wrote: »

I used to watch Prisoner Cell Block H

I used to watch that too. It was like wwf at times though.

scientific1982 · 13-10-2010 05:41PM

I like watching come dine with me.

If im drunk I tend to hug/choke close friends.

Im very fussy about what trainers I buy.

If im hungover I can get very emotional during films like Michael Collins.

Revolution9 · 13-10-2010 05:45PM

scientific1982 wrote: »

I like watching come dine with me.

If im drunk I tend to hug/choke close friends.

Im very fussy about what trainers I buy.

If im hungover I can get very emotional during films like Michael Collins.

1) Nothing wrong with some good grub

2) Giving a friend a good choke is masculine behaviour

3) Trainers :eek:, Ain't heard that one in a while

4) That's just the old romantic soldier of Eire coming through in you

Wetbench4 · 13-10-2010 05:54PM

Ive drank the missus' west coast cooler once or twice when the buckfast ran out. Its tasty stuff

OutlawPete · 13-10-2010 06:00PM

I light candles when I'm having a bath and sometimes bring in a glass of wine if I've had a particularly tough day.

I also wrap a towel around my head afterwards, despite not having as much hair as I once did.

Come on guys .. you're worth it.

starbelgrade · 13-10-2010 06:16PM

Revolution9 wrote: »

Your username just about makes up for the above post!

He stole my fucking catchphrase, the thieving git.

MJ23 · 13-10-2010 06:22PM

Watch Desperate Housewives, with tea and a big bar of chocolate.

foxinsox · 13-10-2010 06:30PM

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Blitzkrieger · 13-10-2010 06:32PM

TouchingVirus wrote: »

Crossing my legs when I sit down. I'm not sure why this has been mentioned, I cross my legs in the manly way (ankle sitting just past the thigh, legs forming a triangle if looked on from above) instead of the girly way (like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct).

Yeah, it's all about how you cross your legs. Above the knees is girly. Below the knees creates more room for your enormous balls and says to the world : "Look at my junk. Look at it!"

I tend to make bitchy comments about peoples clothes........ and ironically I dress like a hobo.....

Davidius · 13-10-2010 06:33PM

Not be able to grow a real beard.

fonecrusher1 · 13-10-2010 06:44PM

/looks around sheepishly...

Pssst....im very good at drawing, always have been. Love drawing landscapes, particularly landscapes with open water ie; the sea or a lake or a river. I even have a few books on landscape art.
Quite good at portraits as well. I don't tell anyone. Most people i know think art is poncey.

I like cookery shows on tv like MasterChef & programs like A Place in the Country. Its a show on bbc where couples look for their dream house in the sticks. I daydream about owning a house near the sea or something.

You never seen this.;)

hypervalve · 13-10-2010 07:17PM

TouchingVirus wrote: »

Crossing my legs when I sit down. I'm not sure why this has been mentioned, I cross my legs in the manly way (ankle sitting just past the thigh, legs forming a triangle if looked on from above) instead of the girly way (like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct).

I cross my legs the manly way, but I secretly cross them the womanly way when I'm on my own of if they're hidden underneath a desk or a table. It's a comfort thing. At my age I can't pull it off in public without looking ridiculous. Which raises an interesting point.

Middle aged men and upwards can pull off the girly cross no bother, why is this?

clived2 · 13-10-2010 07:22PM

I like listening to taylor swift pine over 15 Year old boys
I have the Album

I think this just makes me gay

Agricola · 13-10-2010 08:16PM

I sometimes press my moobs together in front of the bathroom mirror and wonder what it would be like to be tittyfooked.

Other than that I eat lightning and shít thunder. Hard as nails, all man. **cough**

clived2 · 13-10-2010 08:23PM

clived2 wrote: »

I like listening to taylor swift pine over 15 Year old boys
I have the Album

I think this just makes me gay

Agricola wrote: »

I sometimes press my moobs together in front of the bathroom mirror and wonder what it would be like to be tittyfooked.

Holy crap, you really put my post into perspective, that is gay

Do girls even do that? look in the mirror and pretend some guy is rubbing
his dick on their chest??

Man end this thread, its all over.

I am disturbed, I heard of some guys shovin their balls/penis between their legs and pretending they are girls but you sir have taken the biscuit.

What's the girliest thing you do? (Thread for the lads only please)

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