What's the girliest thing you do? (Thread for the lads only please)

Pighead

No chicks aloud in this thread. This ones for the men of boards to share their girliest habits with each other without fear of any women finding out and judging them.

Pighead was reading the Insult Thread this morning and started to snigger as Degsy was getting slagged yet again for collecting dolls. The sniggering turned to giggling and before Pighead knew it he was laughing uncontrollably at the thought of Degsy playing with his vintage Barbie dolls.

After about seven minutes of laughing Pighead heard a voice speaking in his head. it was the voice of his dead granny Edith.

"Pighead why must you laugh at this Degsy character from boards. I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being good all the time. That would be hypocrisy." It was great to hear from granny again but it was a shame it could not have been in better circumstances. Pighead felt great shame as he knew exactly what the old lady was talking about.

How the hell could Pighead point and laugh at Degsy playing with his Beach Party Sindy doll whilst he too had embarrassing girlie skeletons in his pink and sparkly closet. at least the dolly lover had the balls to admit his girlie habits.

So with that in mind it's time for this hypocritical tosser to come clean. Pighead loves musicals. He's been to at least 20 of the fcukers in the last 4 years. Have seen Chicago, Annie, Wicked West Side Story and even bucking My Fair Lady. Yes it's true. Along with crocodile wrestling, bare knuckle boxing and lion taming this here poster also attends musicals.

So with all that in mind and with sincere thanks to the degsmeister for making Pighead a little bit less of a hypocrite, what is the girliest thing that you do?

Kintarō Hattori

Tut tut..... 'allowed' Pighead. Your slipping up in your old age.

prinz

I'll tackle this one. Musicals as well funnily enough, have only been to a few live performances, but more in terms of DVD's. have quite a few classic Hollywood musicals in my DVD collection, Singin' in the Rain, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, The Sound of Music, Easter Parade, My Fair Lady, Gigi, that sort of thing. Interesting contrast to the rest of the movies I like.

Once was buying a few in HMV and got asked 'who's the lucky girl?'...... Awkward silence. Actually, I lie.

I lied then too, I said they were for my gf. :pac:

Sanjuro

Menstruate.

Pighead

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

Tut tut..... 'allowed' Pighead. Your slipping up in your old age.

The misspelling of the word allowed was an intelligent play on the "Girls Aloud" popular five piece pop combo spelling of the word. Pighead listens to them regularly which is another of his girly habits and which is also keeping with the title of the thread. Retract those tuts buddy.

Wolfe Tone

I cook and clean sometimes. The shame.

cherryghost

Cross my legs really tight so that my balls get squeezed. While wearing my favourite pink shirt, of course.

prinz

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

Tut tut..... 'allowed' Pighead. Your slipping up in your old age.

Girls should be seen on this thread, but not heard..... hence aloud.:pac:

GavRedKing

Parrallel park, badly.

partyatmygaff

cherryghost wrote: »

Cross my legs really tight so that my balls get squeezed. While wearing my favourite pink skirt, of course.

Ahem...

Kimono-Girl

being a girl...cause i am one! :P


*hi boys! *waves*

thebigbiffo

i have no shame or embarrassment in stating whether i believe a bloke is good looking or not.

i cook almost all the decent meals in my house (is that even girly any more...prob not)

apart from checking out good looking women - which we all know women are worse than men for, thats it

flyton5

I was watching an episode of Scrubs with the gf a few months back. In the particular scene Turk and Carla are sitting at Carlas mums grave. Quite sad but as soon as that stupid Howie Day song 'Collide' came on I was in tears...


It's not like I'd been recently bereaved or traumatised but I couldn't stop crying. Laughs all round for the gf though. :rolleyes:

Pighead

cherryghost wrote: »

Cross my legs really tight so that my balls get squeezed. While wearing my favourite pink shirt, of course.

Pighead hears ya sister brother. It's absolutely ridiculous that the crossing of the legs sitting down scenario is considered to be the property of women. It is by far the most comfortable way of sitting and although perhaps slightly effeminate looking, it should not be mocked. Pighead yearns for the day when he can sit cross legged in public without fear of laughter and beatings.

Oh oh oh and the hands on hips thing when you're standing up. Feels oh so right yet society says NO because of pigheads lack of womanly bits. Ridiculous.

thebigbiffo

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead hears ya sister brother. It's absolutely ridiculous that the crossing of the legs sitting down scenario is considered to be the property of women. It is by far the most comfortable way of sitting and although perhaps slightly effeminate looking, it should not be mocked. Pighead yearns for the day when he can sit cross legged in public without fear of laughter and beatings.

Oh oh oh and the hands on hips thing when you're standing up. Feels oh so right yet society says NO because of pigheads lack of womanly bits. Ridiculous.

biffo totally agrees with pighead

TouchingVirus

thebigbiffo wrote: »

biffo totally agrees with pighead

biffo cannot pull off talking in the third person quite like Pighead can, buddy

"Womanly" things I do:

Shoe-shop. I debate over pairs of shoes to buy as opposed to the usual man thing of going in, picking one, purchasing said shoes if they fit. Leaving store. Going home. I don't have a shoe wardrobe or anything, but I am fussy about them.

Cook/Clean? I don't think it's a girly thing except maybe to Ye Olde Gentleman but I do it all the same.

Moisturise after showering during which I use a Nivea for Men facial scrub.

Crossing my legs when I sit down. I'm not sure why this has been mentioned, I cross my legs in the manly way (ankle sitting just past the thigh, legs forming a triangle if looked on from above) instead of the girly way (like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct).


And that's about the height of it.

ascanbe

Perhaps, Pighead isn't just girly. Perhaps, Pighead, unbeknownst to himself, is a friend of Dorothy.

Pighead

candlelover wrote: »

being a girl...cause i am one! :P


*hi boys! *waves*

No offence candlelover (hate that phrase but needs must) but kindly get the fcuk out of here. Unless you've got fluff in your bellybutton or hairs up your nostrils you're about as welcome as a reggae band at a Ku Klux Clan convention.


This thread is for the men of boards. Might sound like Pighead is being exclusive here but in fairness he's only excluding about 1% of the boards population.

derfderf

Pick Ken instead of Ryu

kfallon

TouchingVirus wrote: »

during which I use a Nivea for Men facial scrub.

That's not girly, the clue is in the name

Sharkey 10

is cooking girlie? I do that pretty well i guess. In fact I may get up and get something

St._Andalou

I have sex with men. That's probably the "girliest" thing I do, I think.

prinz

Why has there been numerous references to cooking...and cleaning....

TouchingVirus

kfallon wrote: »

That's not girly, the clue is in the name

The act of Moisturing is thought of to be girly by a lot of people. You can have For Men in the title all you want, but that doesn't make it so. Nailpolish "for Men", even if such a product existed, wouldn't be used by me. Painting your nails is a girly thing to do

phill106

I watch glee....
There I said it.

jackiebaron

When I'm drunk in the house by myself I often crank up Abba and sing into my beer bottle microphone.

Gone Drinking

I flick my bean.. its like table football, with a bean!

conorhal

I require a hoover to murder dispose of spiders....

Then I read somewere that spiders were generally not killed when sucked up and could live for weeks in a hoover bag... so I burnt my hoover.....

LizT

sexist pig.......head.

Pighead

Sharkey 10 wrote: »

is cooking girlie? I do that pretty well i guess. In fact I may get up and get something

It used to be girlie but then Keith Floyd dragged it back into the domain of the mans den once more. Watching Floyd stumble around his kitchen half drunk looking for various ingredients was the inspiration for many a ham and cheese toastie cooked by Pighead after a night out on the town.

Cookings only girlie if you're cooking fairy cakes.

Kimono-Girl

Pighead wrote: »

No offence candlelover (hate that phrase but needs must) but kindly get the fcuk out of here. Unless you've got fluff in your bellybutton or hairs up your nostrils you're about as welcome as a reggae band at a Ku Klux Clan convention.

i'm a manly girl if that helps? i drive good, do not clean or cook, watch all kinds of sports,i game alot, i hate shopping, make up and most importantly the x-factor!

Pighead wrote: »

This thread is for the men of boards. Might sound like Pighead is being exclusive here but in fairness he's only excluding about 1% of the boards population.

thats because most wimminz can't use a computer never mind the interwebz!

i'm special!

TouchingVirus

prinz wrote: »

Why has there been numerous references to cooking...and cleaning....

Because a few men still exist who'd class that as a woman's thing. Or a girl thing. I call them Ye Old Generation/Gentlemen.

That mindset will be gone soon anyways, but we'll just cover that base

smash

Hang out in the girl's changing rooms... they don't know I'm there though. Does that count?

TouchingVirus

candlelover wrote: »

i'm a manly girl if that helps? i drive good, do not clean or cook, watch all kinds of sports,i game alot, i hate shopping, make up and most importantly the x-factor!





thats because most wimminz can't use a compooter never mind the interwebz!

i'm special!

You're lacking a certain appendange though

Pighead should have started this thread in The Gentleman's Club if he wanted exclusively men to reply. That request is enforceable there if I recall correctly.

Kimono-Girl

TouchingVirus wrote: »

You're lacking a certain appendange though

have you checked though?

OutlawPete

Eat ice cream and cry.

Teutorix

I stand with my knees together and one leg cocked out. never see guys stand like that.

I also wear pink, alot.

TouchingVirus

candlelover wrote: »

have you checked though?

No, where do you live (specifically)? :pac:

Pighead

lizt wrote: »

sexist pig.......head.

Listen babes, Pighead has tried to be a nice guy about this but th emessage obviously ain't getting through. You're not welcome in here. In fact none of your kind are welcome in here. You have absolutely no business in here babycake.

If this thread were a golf course it would be Portmarnock. If it were a church looking for priests it would be the catholic church. If it were a urinal it would be the gents. So kindly get out and more importantly stay out.

Please.
Although Pighead is angry right now, manners cost nothing.

prinz

OutlawPete wrote: »

Eat ice cream and cry.

That only counts if you are crying because you've eaten the ice cream, ......

and not because say, bingo the labrador found his way home across the country to little timmy on tv while you are eating ice cream.

Terri26

Pighead wrote: »

Listen babes, Pighead has tried to be a nice guy about this but th emessage obviously ain't getting through. You're not welcome in here. In fact none of your kind are welcome in here. You have absolutely no business in here babycake.

If this thread were a golf course it would be Portmarnock. If it were a church looking for priests it would be the catholic church. If it were a urinal it would be the gents. So kindly get out and more importantly stay out.

Please.
Although Pighead is angry right now, manners cost nothing.

I've said it before and I will say it again - I totally have a crush on pighead!

Degsy

Pighead wrote: »

play on the "Girls Aloud" popular five piece pop combo .

Isnt one of them Ginger?
You know,the ugly one who nobody likes..i bet she's really annoying too and thinks she's being funny when all she wants is a good kick up her ginger clunge.

mack81

I shave!! which i believe most woman do or bloody well need to.

I also moisturise but thats so i dont cry like a girl after shaving.

Pighead

Degsy wrote: »

Isnt one of them Ginger?
You know,the ugly one who nobody likes..i bet she's really annoying too and thinks she's being funny when all she wants is a good kick up her ginger clunge.

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/dolls-girls-aloud-431x300.jpg

LizT

Pighead wrote: »

Listen babes, Pighead has tried to be a nice guy about this but th emessage obviously ain't getting through. You're not welcome in here. In fact none of your kind are welcome in here. You have absolutely no business in here babycake.

If this thread were a golf course it would be Portmarnock. If it were a church looking for priests it would be the catholic church. If it were a urinal it would be the gents. So kindly get out and more importantly stay out.

Please.
Although Pighead is angry right now, manners cost nothing.

It was meant to be a sarcastic/playful comment, sorry if it didn't come across that way I'm leaving now!

Ruu_Old

I used to sing the theme tune to Sons and Daughters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4DQ7lWOw9I

yeppydeppy

I cry at weepy movies like the end of Casablanca

D1976

I used to watch Prisoner Cell Block H

Chips Lovell

Shave my legs

Pighead

lizt wrote: »

It was meant to be a sarcastic/playful comment, sorry if it didn't come across that way I'm leaving now!

No probs sweetcheeks. Better late than never.

However you must not a utter a word of what you have read in here to the chicks outside who have not dared breach Pigheads walls.

yeppydeppy

eh yeah, I used to watch prisioner cell block H aswell and Tenko.