What's the girliest thing you do? (Thread for the lads only please)

Pighead · 13-10-2010 03:27PM #1

No chicks aloud in this thread. This ones for the men of boards to share their girliest habits with each other without fear of any women finding out and judging them.

Pighead was reading the Insult Thread this morning and started to snigger as Degsy was getting slagged yet again for collecting dolls. The sniggering turned to giggling and before Pighead knew it he was laughing uncontrollably at the thought of Degsy playing with his vintage Barbie dolls.

After about seven minutes of laughing Pighead heard a voice speaking in his head. it was the voice of his dead granny Edith.

"Pighead why must you laugh at this Degsy character from boards. I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being good all the time. That would be hypocrisy." It was great to hear from granny again but it was a shame it could not have been in better circumstances. Pighead felt great shame as he knew exactly what the old lady was talking about.

How the hell could Pighead point and laugh at Degsy playing with his Beach Party Sindy doll whilst he too had embarrassing girlie skeletons in his pink and sparkly closet. at least the dolly lover had the balls to admit his girlie habits.

So with that in mind it's time for this hypocritical tosser to come clean. Pighead loves musicals. He's been to at least 20 of the fcukers in the last 4 years. Have seen Chicago, Annie, Wicked West Side Story and even bucking My Fair Lady. Yes it's true. Along with crocodile wrestling, bare knuckle boxing and lion taming this here poster also attends musicals.

So with all that in mind and with sincere thanks to the degsmeister for making Pighead a little bit less of a hypocrite, what is the girliest thing that you do?

Kintarō Hattori · 13-10-2010 03:40PM

Tut tut..... 'allowed' Pighead. Your slipping up in your old age.

prinz · 13-10-2010 03:41PM

I'll tackle this one. Musicals as well funnily enough, have only been to a few live performances, but more in terms of DVD's. have quite a few classic Hollywood musicals in my DVD collection, Singin' in the Rain, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, The Sound of Music, Easter Parade, My Fair Lady, Gigi, that sort of thing. Interesting contrast to the rest of the movies I like.

Once was buying a few in HMV and got asked 'who's the lucky girl?'...... Awkward silence. Actually, I lie.

I lied then too, I said they were for my gf. :pac:

Sanjuro · 13-10-2010 03:43PM

Menstruate.

Pighead · 13-10-2010 03:44PM

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

Tut tut..... 'allowed' Pighead. Your slipping up in your old age.

The misspelling of the word allowed was an intelligent play on the "Girls Aloud" popular five piece pop combo spelling of the word. Pighead listens to them regularly which is another of his girly habits and which is also keeping with the title of the thread. Retract those tuts buddy.

Wolfe Tone · 13-10-2010 03:45PM

I cook and clean sometimes. The shame.

cherryghost · 13-10-2010 03:46PM

Cross my legs really tight so that my balls get squeezed. While wearing my favourite pink shirt, of course.

prinz · 13-10-2010 03:46PM

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

Tut tut..... 'allowed' Pighead. Your slipping up in your old age.

Girls should be seen on this thread, but not heard..... hence aloud.:pac:

GavRedKing · 13-10-2010 03:47PM

Parrallel park, badly.

partyatmygaff · 13-10-2010 03:47PM

cherryghost wrote: »

Cross my legs really tight so that my balls get squeezed. While wearing my favourite pink skirt, of course.

Ahem...

Kimono-Girl · 13-10-2010 03:48PM

being a girl...cause i am one! :P

*hi boys! *waves*

thebigbiffo · 13-10-2010 03:48PM

i have no shame or embarrassment in stating whether i believe a bloke is good looking or not.

i cook almost all the decent meals in my house (is that even girly any more...prob not)

apart from checking out good looking women - which we all know women are worse than men for, thats it

flyton5 · 13-10-2010 03:49PM

I was watching an episode of Scrubs with the gf a few months back. In the particular scene Turk and Carla are sitting at Carlas mums grave. Quite sad but as soon as that stupid Howie Day song 'Collide' came on I was in tears...

It's not like I'd been recently bereaved or traumatised but I couldn't stop crying. Laughs all round for the gf though. :rolleyes:

Pighead · 13-10-2010 03:50PM

cherryghost wrote: »

Cross my legs really tight so that my balls get squeezed. While wearing my favourite pink shirt, of course.

Pighead hears ya sister brother. It's absolutely ridiculous that the crossing of the legs sitting down scenario is considered to be the property of women. It is by far the most comfortable way of sitting and although perhaps slightly effeminate looking, it should not be mocked. Pighead yearns for the day when he can sit cross legged in public without fear of laughter and beatings.

Oh oh oh and the hands on hips thing when you're standing up. Feels oh so right yet society says NO because of pigheads lack of womanly bits. Ridiculous.

thebigbiffo · 13-10-2010 03:53PM

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead hears ya sister brother. It's absolutely ridiculous that the crossing of the legs sitting down scenario is considered to be the property of women. It is by far the most comfortable way of sitting and although perhaps slightly effeminate looking, it should not be mocked. Pighead yearns for the day when he can sit cross legged in public without fear of laughter and beatings.

Oh oh oh and the hands on hips thing when you're standing up. Feels oh so right yet society says NO because of pigheads lack of womanly bits. Ridiculous.

biffo totally agrees with pighead

TouchingVirus · 13-10-2010 03:56PM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

biffo totally agrees with pighead

biffo cannot pull off talking in the third person quite like Pighead can, buddy

"Womanly" things I do:

Shoe-shop. I debate over pairs of shoes to buy as opposed to the usual man thing of going in, picking one, purchasing said shoes if they fit. Leaving store. Going home. I don't have a shoe wardrobe or anything, but I am fussy about them.

Cook/Clean? I don't think it's a girly thing except maybe to Ye Olde Gentleman but I do it all the same.

Moisturise after showering during which I use a Nivea for Men facial scrub.

Crossing my legs when I sit down. I'm not sure why this has been mentioned, I cross my legs in the manly way (ankle sitting just past the thigh, legs forming a triangle if looked on from above) instead of the girly way (like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct).

And that's about the height of it.

ascanbe · 13-10-2010 03:57PM

Perhaps, Pighead isn't just girly. Perhaps, Pighead, unbeknownst to himself, is a friend of Dorothy.

Pighead · 13-10-2010 03:58PM

candlelover wrote: »

being a girl...cause i am one! :P

*hi boys! *waves*

No offence candlelover (hate that phrase but needs must) but kindly get the fcuk out of here. Unless you've got fluff in your bellybutton or hairs up your nostrils you're about as welcome as a reggae band at a Ku Klux Clan convention.

This thread is for the men of boards. Might sound like Pighead is being exclusive here but in fairness he's only excluding about 1% of the boards population.

derfderf · 13-10-2010 03:58PM

Pick Ken instead of Ryu

kfallon · 13-10-2010 03:59PM

TouchingVirus wrote: »

during which I use a Nivea for Men facial scrub.

That's not girly, the clue is in the name

Sharkey 10 · 13-10-2010 04:00PM

is cooking girlie? I do that pretty well i guess. In fact I may get up and get something

St._Andalou · 13-10-2010 04:00PM

I have sex with men. That's probably the "girliest" thing I do, I think.

prinz · 13-10-2010 04:01PM

Why has there been numerous references to cooking...and cleaning....

TouchingVirus · 13-10-2010 04:01PM

kfallon wrote: »

That's not girly, the clue is in the name

The act of Moisturing is thought of to be girly by a lot of people. You can have For Men in the title all you want, but that doesn't make it so. Nailpolish "for Men", even if such a product existed, wouldn't be used by me. Painting your nails is a girly thing to do

phill106 · 13-10-2010 04:01PM

I watch glee....
There I said it.

jackiebaron · 13-10-2010 04:02PM

When I'm drunk in the house by myself I often crank up Abba and sing into my beer bottle microphone.

Gone Drinking · 13-10-2010 04:02PM

I flick my bean.. its like table football, with a bean!

conorhal · 13-10-2010 04:03PM

I require a hoover to murder dispose of spiders....

Then I read somewere that spiders were generally not killed when sucked up and could live for weeks in a hoover bag... so I burnt my hoover.....

LizT · 13-10-2010 04:04PM

sexist pig.......head.

Pighead · 13-10-2010 04:04PM

Sharkey 10 wrote: »

is cooking girlie? I do that pretty well i guess. In fact I may get up and get something

It used to be girlie but then Keith Floyd dragged it back into the domain of the mans den once more. Watching Floyd stumble around his kitchen half drunk looking for various ingredients was the inspiration for many a ham and cheese toastie cooked by Pighead after a night out on the town.

Cookings only girlie if you're cooking fairy cakes.

Kimono-Girl · 13-10-2010 04:05PM

Pighead wrote: »

No offence candlelover (hate that phrase but needs must) but kindly get the fcuk out of here. Unless you've got fluff in your bellybutton or hairs up your nostrils you're about as welcome as a reggae band at a Ku Klux Clan convention.

i'm a manly girl if that helps? i drive good, do not clean or cook, watch all kinds of sports,i game alot, i hate shopping, make up and most importantly the x-factor!

Pighead wrote: »

This thread is for the men of boards. Might sound like Pighead is being exclusive here but in fairness he's only excluding about 1% of the boards population.

thats because most wimminz can't use a computer never mind the interwebz!

i'm special!

What's the girliest thing you do? (Thread for the lads only please)

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