Funny headlines, signs, etc.

Johro · 11-10-2010 01:01AM #1

Come across any? There's a sign outside a jewellers shop that says: 'Ears pierced while you wait.' My favourite headline though so far is from 'the People Paper', a few years back now, it read: 'Public Toilets ruined by arson fire.'

From the same paper, in a report on a wedding: 'the bride wore a long white dress which fell to the ground.'

Also I saw a wooden sign by the roadside with an arrow and the words 'Dave's Tackle'

DOC09UNAM · 11-10-2010 01:03AM

BBC News Headlines read, "Cheques to be phased out by 2018."
Fúcking hell, not again.

Hitler tried that in 1939.

Johro · 11-10-2010 01:04AM

I nearly forgot this one, also from a newspaper:
'Soldier flies back to front.'

Schism · 11-10-2010 01:05AM

Hitler tried to phase out cheques by 2018? Damn he was in it for the long haul

I'm sorry I'll leave

Johro · 11-10-2010 01:13AM

'Iraqi head seeks arms.'

'Grandmother of eight makes hole in one.'

'Milk drinkers are turning to powder.'

'Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers.'

'Queen Mary having bottom scraped.'

humberklog · 11-10-2010 01:17AM

Jack and the Behan's talk.

Hot Press head line above pic of J. Charlton and Brendan Behan's family at some get-to-do in the early 90's.

starbelgrade · 11-10-2010 01:17AM

Scottish Football Result;

East Fife 4 Forfar 5

Johro · 11-10-2010 01:19AM

'Prostitutes appeal to Pope.'

'Man found dead in graveyard.'

'Dead Garda in force for fifteen years.'

'Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use.'

Johro · 11-10-2010 01:32AM

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humberklog · 11-10-2010 01:34AM

A ye olde but neh goldie

Super Cali go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious.

(Inverness Calidonian 1- Celtic 0)

Johro · 11-10-2010 01:48AM

humberklog wrote: »

A ye olde but neh goldie

Super Cali go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious.

(Inverness Calidonian 1- Celtic 0)

Julie Andrews, when asked by a waiter if she enjoyed her meal: Super cauliflower cheese but eggs were quite atrocious.

Balfie · 11-10-2010 01:50AM

when Stephen Gately Died, either The Sun or The Star, went wit " Stephen Gately Dies After All Night Bender"

rochie16 · 11-10-2010 01:53AM

Beleaguered Benayoun bemoans black n blue bound Benitez

Johro · 11-10-2010 02:00AM

Robber's description: 'Man, Possibly A Woman, Definitely Ugly.'

'Lack Of Brains Hinders Research.'

'Protestors Tried To Spoil Play But Actors Succeeded.'

'Ban On Boxing After Death.'

humberklog · 11-10-2010 02:05AM

Johro wrote: »

Robber's description: 'Man, Possibly A Woman, Definitely Ugly.'

'

:pac::pac::pac::pac:

FunkZ · 11-10-2010 02:05AM

The garage in Ashbourne a few years back:

'8Euro Handjobs 8Euro'. I took a forty minute detour just to get a picture beside it!

Johro · 11-10-2010 02:26AM

'Kicking Baby Considered To Be Healthy.'

(Meat Product) - 'Oven ready half-wild rabbit.'

'Hooker Named Lay Person of the Year.'

'Kids Make Nutritious Snacks.'

Rocky_Dennis · 11-10-2010 10:38AM

A few years back, there was a guy in my estate caught robbing knickers off his next door neighbours clothes line.

Headline in the paper was: Knicker nicker gets nicked.

A few weeks ago, when that guy drove the truck to the gates of the dail. the headline was, Truckie ar la.

Ledger · 11-10-2010 10:43AM

i'm sitting here in the college library trying to stifle my laughs, getting wierd looks from others haha

maiden · 11-10-2010 10:48AM

A shop years ago in Tullamore advertising a sale in underwear:

'Nows your chance, knickers are down!'

optogirl · 11-10-2010 10:49AM

Article in a tabloid some years ago about a spate of beastiality arrests in Donegal. The picture accompanying the story was of a sheep in a hotel room with its eyes blacked out to protect its identity

PaddyBomb · 11-10-2010 11:05AM

When Kevin Phillips scored an injury time header to equalise for Birmingham against Arsenal last season.

"Phillips Head Screws Arsenal"

Royal Irish · 11-10-2010 11:20AM

Ledger wrote: »

i'm sitting here in the college library trying to stifle my laughs, getting wierd looks from others haha

Your parents didnt pay your third level fee's for you to be slacking off online in the library, now get back to work.

11-10-2010 11:20AM

There are a few Chinese take aways that are called ....soon fatt....that always makes me smile..

Ledger · 13-10-2010 10:47AM

Royal Irish wrote: »

Your parents didnt pay your third level fee's for you to be slacking off online in the library, now get back to work.

in a min :P

Kimono-Girl · 13-10-2010 11:01AM

on a beach in kerry there was a pic of a dog 'doing his business' followed by the slogan...

"when your dog is finished doing his business, do yours"

senordingdong · 13-10-2010 11:09AM

'Man held after rape'

flyton5 · 13-10-2010 11:16AM

I always get a laugh when someone sticks a T on signs for Ramps...

orourkeda · 13-10-2010 11:23AM

The Dail Mail Headline Generator asks could the metric system make your pension obese?

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

jackiebaron · 13-10-2010 11:29AM

Sign in a school bus in the States:

"All Children Must Be Belted"

(I'd oblige)

bodun · 13-10-2010 11:38AM

There is a STOP sign near UCD and someone has written "Hammertime" underneath it.

Funny headlines, signs, etc.

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