Things that Jackeens do

mathepac · 09-10-2010 11:57PM

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Sergeant · 09-10-2010 11:58PM

Wasn't this stupid and tedious topic not covered earlier this week?

Culchies and Dubs all live in Ireland, and are all fúcked bcause of the way the economy was run. Been a gombeen politician crosses all rural-urban divides.

AirBiscuit · 10-10-2010 12:01AM

Conor108 wrote: »

Have broadband.

That hurt. My pitchfork wants a word with you

orourkeda · 10-10-2010 12:02AM

Arnold Layne wrote: »

Show Dubs how to work.

which explains why we're all unemployed

Killer Pigeon · 10-10-2010 12:04AM

mathepac wrote: »

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Culchies don't know how to delete comments on boards.

Killer Pigeon · 10-10-2010 12:05AM

johngalway wrote: »

a) Wouldn't live in Dublin if you paid me. But secretly, I really wouldn't live in Dublin if you paid me, not even really really well.
b) But not pay thousands for parking.
c) I went for the Zoo. If the Zoo was in Roscommon, Id' go there. We left before Sundown, a la the Simpsons.
d) Hahahaa
e) It's called culture, it's OK, we don't expect you to understand, all that pollution interfering with foetus development and that.
f) Nope, see there's this new fangled invention called the Television, unfortunately ruined by some twat called Ger Canning.
g) I could care less about South Kerry, no, wait, I actually couldn't.
h) I never knew Bertie was a culchie, now I feel dirty.
i) What happens on the farm, stays on the farm. No, serioulsy, you can't imagine how hard it is to sell a half human half sheep hogget.

Boggers have terrible come-backs.

LeNNoX · 10-10-2010 12:09AM

yeahme wrote: »

anyway to be fair, the real dubs are sound out,
just the other 2 groups (skangers&D4s) give them a bad name.

Well said yeahme & same for the rest of Irish people throughout the country (with their own county equivalent of skangers & D4 knob head types).

This is a pointless thread (like many others, but then again it is in AH!).

The whole country is full of people who are complete buckets of $hite, but on the other hand the country is full of ubber cool /the nicest people in the world. It really depends on who you meet & your experience.

orourkeda · 10-10-2010 12:09AM

johngalway wrote: »

a) Wouldn't live in Dublin if you paid me. But secretly, I really wouldn't live in Dublin if you paid me, not even really really well.

Don't worry. We won't be paying you to live in Dublin.

jahalpin · 10-10-2010 01:04AM

Subsidise the people in the resr of the country. Most of the tax revenue in the country is generated in the greater Dublin area and this is used to subsidise the costs of people living the countryside ie anywhere outside of greater Dublin area

The "Jackeens" also subsidise the country people on items such as;
- Newspapers and magazines
- Food
- everything else

This is done due to the fact that stores have standard prices for most items throughout the country even though the costs of distributing the goods within the high population area of greater Dublin are far lower than distributing it to Cork, Limerick, any other Irish "city", town or village outside of Dublin

roy rodgers · 10-10-2010 01:15AM

They p*ss off kildare people. because of who they are:D

fonecrusher1 · 10-10-2010 01:18AM

Can't the stinkin inbred culchies please make peace with the walking talking heroin needle cushions?

saywhatyousee · 10-10-2010 02:22AM

jahalpin wrote: »

Subsidise the people in the resr of the country. Most of the tax revenue in the country is generated in the greater Dublin area and this is used to subsidise the costs of people living the countryside ie anywhere outside of greater Dublin area

The "Jackeens" also subsidise the country people on items such as;
- Newspapers and magazines
- Food
- everything else

This is done due to the fact that stores have standard prices for most items throughout the country even though the costs of distributing the goods within the high population area of greater Dublin are far lower than distributing it to Cork, Limerick, any other Irish "city", town or village outside of Dublin

i doubt it considering shop rent and other things in dublin would cost much more

chucken1 · 10-10-2010 02:44AM

jahalpin wrote: »

Subsidise the people in the resr of the country. Most of the tax revenue in the country is generated in the greater Dublin area and this is used to subsidise the costs of people living the countryside ie anywhere outside of greater Dublin area

The "Jackeens" also subsidise the country people on items such as;
- Newspapers and magazines
- Food
- everything else

This is done due to the fact that stores have standard prices for most items throughout the country even though the costs of distributing the goods within the high population area of greater Dublin are far lower than distributing it to Cork, Limerick, any other Irish "city", town or village outside of Dublin

Yes.so true..I pay 4euro for a newspaper and...food..dont get me started..3million monies for a loaf.. I dunno how we get by.:p

CorkMan · 10-10-2010 04:13AM

Give money to junkies offering to buy their tickets at LUAS Stops, instead of giving em a good kick when the LUAS arrives.

Pdfile · 10-10-2010 04:47AM

Rebelheart wrote: »

Not forgetting in this discussion of Jackeens, their supporting Union Jack cultural outposts in Ireland like the garrison game, particularly watching British soccer at every turn. And don't get me started, like, on, like, the, like, affected, like accents, like. And you can also identify Jackeens by their reading of that trash, The Sunday Independent. The authors of which are the most superficial excuses for human beings - ever.

Cultured, educated Dubs are an entirely different matter. You'll see them in An Góilín on a Friday night, at the Na Fianna match today, and most of us have met them on our holidays to the gaeltacht. No cultural inferiority complex there, buíochas le Dia.

But the worst, the very worst sort, are the culchies of the "I've made it to Dublin" vintage. I despise those snivelling little fúckers, each and every one of the bastards, and their aspirations. The moment that the "made it to Dublin" crowd send their children to one of those Roman Catholic/English subsidised fee-paying secondary schools in, like, south Dublin, is, like, the day the cúnts show their politics. If they sent them to the German/French school in Stillorgan, that would be genuine ambition, a statement of an intention of hard work on the part of their child. But to an English-speaking fee-paying secondary school? Blah. A recipe for sycophancy.

/rant over (and, yes, I do feel markedly better. hehe)

its only called the union jack when its on the back of a boat. Its just The Jack...

you spud munching, lucazade loving idiot.

sponsoredwalk · 10-10-2010 08:02AM

CorkMan wrote: »

a) Boast on about the LUAS, how superior it is to other cities measly bus services.
b) Lots rarely stray outside Dublin for fear of getting stabbed with a pitchfork.
c) Make threads on boards.ie about what Culchies do.
d) Sing lots of Westlife Songs
e) Don't go to away GAA games (or soccer ones) cos they are scared sh*tless :P
f) Like to think that every Taoiseach is from Dublin. After all, their main residence is there.

Come on!!!

Is this supposed to be derrogatory?

AskMyChocolate · 10-10-2010 08:08AM

Stay awake all night worrying ourselves sick as to whether we should really be the capital given the fact that we haven't even got an opera house.

-Corkie- · 10-10-2010 09:20AM

Dubs are always complaining about every single thing. They even complain when they have to go for a sh1te...:p

orourkeda · 10-10-2010 09:38AM

-Corkie- wrote: »

Dubs are always complaining about every single thing. They even complain when they have to go for a sh1te...:p

You would never hear a Cork person complain about anything. Sure you wouldn't.

-Corkie- · 10-10-2010 09:41AM

orourkeda wrote: »

You would never hear a Cork person complain about anything. Sure you wouldn't.

Well nothing like a Jackeen. Everything is bleeeding this and bleeedddiiinnn jaysus.

I-Shot-Jr · 10-10-2010 11:08AM

thank jaysis everyday they don't live in the shticks.

bnt · 10-10-2010 11:25AM

When I moved to Dublin from the UK, ten years ago, I was amazed to see signs with instructions on how to use an escalator. "Step on ... stand still ... step off". Who on earth, I wondered, would need instructions on how to use an escalator? So, thank you for this thread, which helps to answer such questions. Though I still don't know what a "Jackeen" might be.

PS: on the one occasion I visited Cork, three years ago, someone threw an egg at me from a car. It just bounced off my back ... why go to all the trouble of boiling it, then?

irishdub14 · 10-10-2010 11:39AM

johngalway wrote: »

a) Wouldn't live in Dublin if you paid me. But secretly, I really wouldn't live in Dublin if you paid me, not even really really well.
b) But not pay thousands for parking.
c) I went for the Zoo. If the Zoo was in Roscommon, Id' go there. We left before Sundown, a la the Simpsons.
d) Hahahaa
e) It's called culture, it's OK, we don't expect you to understand, all that pollution interfering with foetus development and that.
f) Nope, see there's this new fangled invention called the Television, unfortunately ruined by some twat called Ger Canning.
g) I could care less about South Kerry, no, wait, I actually couldn't.
h) I never knew Bertie was a culchie, now I feel dirty.
i) What happens on the farm, stays on the farm. No, serioulsy, you can't imagine how hard it is to sell a half human half sheep hogget.

Its Dublin, not Beijing

Btw I wouldn't drink the water in Galway.

Hide behind the post · 10-10-2010 11:40AM

Going to Croke Park late because 'We own the hill and they have to wait for us'
Getting nose bleeds going down the N7
Incapable of driving on any road with even a hint of a bend....then thinking your a hero when you hit a straight
Calling everyone your buddy/bud/mate when clearly they are not
Peak caps pointing towards the sky (although thats pretty standard for any scumbag!!!!
Complain about bin charges

blow69 · 10-10-2010 11:56AM

This thread depresses me

bohsboy · 10-10-2010 12:12PM

Typical moany langer. I bet you're "a proud Rebel from the real capital like" - newsflash, no one gives a toss about Cork.

Cork City - More clubs than Padraig Harrington.

tennessee time · 10-10-2010 12:21PM

stab people
rob people
wear pyjamas to shopping centres
watch league of ireland
hang out in bookies
use "yer ma" as a comeback to everything
eat in mcdonalds
wear chains
visit their boyfriend in prison
mate with people from the same block of flats
hate the irish language
hate foreigners
wear velcro strap runners
live in flats
pay 5 euro for a pint
act like theyre from a real city
add an o to everyones first name
steal cars
refuse to learn to drive
live with their parents into their 30s
live at home in college like a sado
hang out with the same friends in college as the did in school
have bad social skills
hate scousers because they support man united even though theyve never met a scouser

blow69 · 10-10-2010 12:28PM

bohsboy wrote: »

Typical moany langer. I bet you're "a proud Rebel from the real capital like" - newsflash, no one gives a toss about Cork.

Cork City - More clubs than Padraig Harrington.

Me? :eek:

Horse_box · 10-10-2010 12:39PM

The only built up place I'd live in before Dublin would be Galway

Cork, Belfast, Kilkenny, Waterford, Limerick- All absolute sh1teholes

orourkeda · 10-10-2010 12:42PM

-Corkie- wrote: »

Well nothing like a Jackeen. Everything is bleeeding this and bleeedddiiinnn jaysus.

That is easily one of the most ridiculous criticisms of Dublin people I think I've ever heard.

Things that Jackeens do

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