Things that Jackeens do

CorkMan · 09-10-2010 07:31PM #1

a) Boast on about the LUAS, how superior it is to other cities measly bus services.
b) Lots rarely stray outside Dublin for fear of getting stabbed with a pitchfork.
c) Make threads on boards.ie about what Culchies do.
d) Sing lots of Westlife Songs
e) Don't go to away GAA games (or soccer ones) cos they are scared sh*tless :P
f) Like to think that every Taoiseach is from Dublin. After all, their main residence is there.

Come on!!!

Rabies · 09-10-2010 07:33PM

wow

GAAman · 09-10-2010 07:33PM

They tell you to go fúck yourself when you try be a clever fúcker :rolleyes:

Earthhorse · 09-10-2010 07:34PM

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Zascar · 09-10-2010 07:35PM

Culchies, lol....

mathepac · 09-10-2010 07:35PM

g) Move out to the sticks to make room in town for the influx of culchies being sent "up ta Dubbalin ta geha feken job" by their culchy parents.

Ronin247 · 09-10-2010 07:37PM

Have at least one side of the family tree that is a)culchie, b)british or c)travellers.

Conor108 · 09-10-2010 07:39PM

Have broadband.

Guill · 09-10-2010 07:40PM

Make stupid statement like 'what do ya do in the country if you want to go somewhere'

And Statements Like 'the bus is only 5 mins from me and it comes every 15 mins and then its only 25 minutes to the shops'..... FFS

RoadKillTs · 09-10-2010 07:42PM

Another one of these threads Corkman, your on fire :rolleyes:

tricky D · 09-10-2010 07:45PM

No to all the ignorant statements.

flash1080 · 09-10-2010 07:53PM

Heroin

Turtyturd · 09-10-2010 07:54PM

H) Assume everyone from Cark are as ugly as Sonia O Sullivan. Poster child for inbreeding right there.

Nolanger · 09-10-2010 07:57PM

They never ask people why don't they smoke?

Rebelheart · 09-10-2010 08:00PM

CorkMan wrote: »

a) Boast on about the LUAS, how superior it is to other cities measly bus services.
b) Lots rarely stray outside Dublin for fear of getting stabbed with a pitchfork.
c) Make threads on boards.ie about what Culchies do.
d) Sing lots of Westlife Songs
e) Don't go to away GAA games (or soccer ones) cos they are scared sh*tless :P
f) Like to think that every Taoiseach is from Dublin. After all, their main residence is there.

Come on!!!

Not forgetting in this discussion of Jackeens, their supporting Union Jack cultural outposts in Ireland like the garrison game, particularly watching British soccer at every turn. And don't get me started, like, on, like, the, like, affected, like accents, like. And you can also identify Jackeens by their reading of that trash, The Sunday Independent. The authors of which are the most superficial excuses for human beings - ever.

Cultured, educated Dubs are an entirely different matter. You'll see them in An Góilín on a Friday night, at the Na Fianna match today, and most of us have met them on our holidays to the gaeltacht. No cultural inferiority complex there, buíochas le Dia.

But the worst, the very worst sort, are the culchies of the "I've made it to Dublin" vintage. I despise those snivelling little fúckers, each and every one of the bastards, and their aspirations. The moment that the "made it to Dublin" crowd send their children to one of those Roman Catholic/English subsidised fee-paying secondary schools in, like, south Dublin, is, like, the day the cúnts show their politics. If they sent them to the German/French school in Stillorgan, that would be genuine ambition, a statement of an intention of hard work on the part of their child. But to an English-speaking fee-paying secondary school? Blah. A recipe for sycophancy.

/rant over (and, yes, I do feel markedly better. hehe)

Adriatic · 09-10-2010 08:00PM

Not have a clue about anything that goes on outside of Dublin.
Go on holidays abroad and not visit the countryside.
Know nothing about where any other county in the country is (on a map).
Ask what goes on where your from like it's a different planet.
View someone from Cavan as being hilarious in many many ways. (huge plus for me!) :pac:

round tower huntsman · 09-10-2010 08:03PM

things jackeens do.........................have dinner at 5 or 6 in the evening. only hill billies eat dinner at half twelve in the day.

orourkeda · 09-10-2010 08:05PM

Ronin247 wrote: »

Have at least one side of the family tree that is a)culchie, b)british or c)travellers.

No. Just no.

Superbus · 09-10-2010 08:05PM

I genuinely have never heard the word 'jackeen'.

I feel excluded. That's bullying you know. I could sue all of you.

orourkeda · 09-10-2010 08:06PM

Adriatic wrote: »

Not have a clue about anything that goes on outside of Dublin.
Go on holidays abroad and not visit the countryside.
Know nothing about where any other county in the country is (on a map).
Ask what goes on where your from like it's a different planet.
View someone from Cavan as being hilarious in many many ways. (huge plus for me!) :pac:

Did you just make that up?

Rebelheart · 09-10-2010 08:06PM

Superbus wrote: »

I genuinely have never heard the word 'jackeen'.

I feel excluded. That's bullying you know. I could sue all of you.

Here, have a biscuit....

orourkeda · 09-10-2010 08:07PM

Superbus wrote: »

I genuinely have never heard the word 'jackeen'.

I feel excluded. That's bullying you know. I could sue all of you.

Where are you from. I take it Funkytown isn't in Ireland

Saila · 09-10-2010 08:09PM

I thought a jackeen was a knacker bitch from dublin

you seem to be going for the anyone from dublin approach M or F.

Rabble Rabble · 09-10-2010 08:10PM

Heroin.
Bank raids.
Littering.
Attacks on culchies, furrieners etc. for taking "their" jobs.
Stay at home until age 34. Rent is dead money.

orourkeda · 09-10-2010 08:10PM

Adriatic wrote: »

Not have a clue about anything that goes on outside of Dublin.
Go on holidays abroad and not visit the countryside.
Know nothing about where any other county in the country is (on a map).
Ask what goes on where your from like it's a different planet.
View someone from Cavan as being hilarious in many many ways. (huge plus for me!) :pac:

Wheres the champion butter hi

orourkeda · 09-10-2010 08:11PM

Saila wrote: »

I thought a jackeen was a knacker bitch from dublin
you seem to be going for the anyone from dublin approach M or F.

Sweet Jesus

orourkeda · 09-10-2010 08:12PM

Rabble Rabble wrote: »

Heroin.
Bank raids.
Littering.
Attacks on culchies, furrieners etc. for taking "their" jobs.
Stay at home until age 34. Rent is dead money.

Damn zero tolerance

goat2 · 09-10-2010 08:14PM

pay tolls

oldyouth · 09-10-2010 08:15PM

Thread fail for lack of material

RMD · 09-10-2010 08:17PM

Rebelheart wrote: »

Not forgetting in this discussion of Jackeens, their supporting Union Jack cultural outposts in Ireland like the garrison game, particularly watching British soccer at every turn. And don't get me started, like, on, like, the, like, affected, like accents, like. And you can also identify Jackeens by their reading of that trash, The Sunday Independent. The authors of which are the most superficial excuses for human beings - ever.

Cultured, educated Dubs are an entirely different matter. You'll see them in An Góilín on a Friday night, at the Na Fianna match today, and most of us have met them on our holidays to the gaeltacht. No cultural inferiority complex there, buíochas le Dia.

But the worst, the very worst sort, are the culchies of the "I've made it to Dublin" vintage. I despise those snivelling little fúckers, each and every one of the bastards, and their aspirations. The moment that the "made it to Dublin" crowd send their children to one of those Roman Catholic/English subsidised fee-paying secondary schools in, like, south Dublin, is, like, the day the cúnts show their politics. If they sent them to the German/French school in Stillorgan, that would be genuine ambition, a statement of an intention of hard work on the part of their child. But to an English-speaking fee-paying secondary school? Blah. A recipe for sycophancy.

/rant over (and, yes, I do feel markedly better. hehe)

Jesus, you'd swear you're some reincarnation of Padraig Pearse.

Pretty sure there is widespread support throughout the country for English football. Considering it's just as easy to find a pub in the country showing football as it is in Dublin and all that. But ye, supporting foreign teams has no fun to it. Support Irish, more fun, more games to attend, more money going to our badly underfunded clubs.

You've got some serious chips in your shoulder man, for the vast majority of society by the looks of it.

Rebelheart · 09-10-2010 08:21PM

RMD wrote: »

for the vast majority of society by the looks of it.

There's that "Dublin = vast majority of society" Jackeen thing again, like.

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