What to do with Jesus in my kitchen?

Ledger · 08-10-2010 02:39PM

+1 for Georgia Salpa

ejmaztec · 08-10-2010 02:42PM

Put some numbers on it and get some darts.

Tabnabs · 08-10-2010 02:50PM

Get an electrician in, but hang up this picture beside it

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/12750152399540.jpg

Biggins · 08-10-2010 02:54PM

demakinz wrote: »

Iv just moved house today and there is one of them creepy Jesus pictures with the red light in my kitchen. The landlord said i cant take it down because its wired in and some other bull so im stuck with him.

I don't want any religious stuff up in my new house especially the big creepy Jesus one.

Im sure the good people of AH's have some ideas on how to hide it or change it somehow?

Hang a towel over it if safe enough or build a box around it.
Will a large enough cardboard box fit around it if taped/stuck/bluetacked to the wall?

Rented Mule · 08-10-2010 03:31PM

Jesus in your kitchen ??

Ask him if he is hungry. If he says 'yes', offer him a bowl of soup, then tell him you're out of spoons.

Hours of entertainment.

08-10-2010 03:51PM

Put a picture of "Buddy Jesus" (Google it) over the "Scary Jesus".

Problem solved.

Archeron · 08-10-2010 04:30PM

I'm a little disappointed.
I expected "jesus in my kitchen" to be along the same lines as the "puppy in my pocket" collection.

Cool_CM · 08-10-2010 04:34PM

Get an electrician in to install a light-switch so you can turn it on and off. Preferably one of these.
Send the bill to your landlord and invite him around to inspect the work.

Feeona · 08-10-2010 04:49PM

Just consulted Scripture, and it said don't be surprised if he re-appears again after three days if you do take him down

nullzero · 08-10-2010 04:52PM

Drape a tea towel over it, problem solved, in an out of sight out of mind kind of way.

fizzynicenice · 08-10-2010 04:57PM

turn off power
cut wires
take down
cap wires
power on
??????
Prophet

Sofaspud · 08-10-2010 05:04PM

Just stick a hilarious caption or speech bubble on it!

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 08-10-2010 05:22PM

Those pictures rock!
Used to be one in my grannies house and there was nothing like rocking in hammered at three in the morning to sit down in the kitchen, look up and have it out with the big JC

fryup · 08-10-2010 06:29PM

as a teenager i had a picture of the sacred heart staring down from my bedroom wall, so as to stop me from ****

Poor Uncle Tom · 08-10-2010 06:59PM

Hang up the rest of the dinasour pictures around it, wet a bar of soap and let the games begin!

Arnold Layne · 08-10-2010 07:04PM

Split the rent with Jesus. If he is staying there he must pay

foxinsox · 08-10-2010 07:49PM

If he can't show you the water into wine thing at least twice a week I'd be saying GTFO

Nodin · 08-10-2010 08:48PM

demakinz wrote: »

Iv just moved house today and there is one of them creepy Jesus pictures with the red light in my kitchen. The landlord said i cant take it down because its wired in and some other bull so im stuck with him.

I don't want any religious stuff up in my new house especially the big creepy Jesus one.

Im sure the good people of AH's have some ideas on how to hide it or change it somehow?

Ye wouldn't move a picture of mohammed as quick, would ye? Or some protestant jesus, would ye? No, all you trendy types are the same...yez hate the church....

bluecatmorgana · 08-10-2010 08:57PM

This thread is frucking hilarious

ejmaztec · 08-10-2010 09:02PM

Nodin wrote: »

Ye wouldn't move a picture of mohammed as quick, would ye? Or some protestant jesus, would ye? No, all you trendy types are the same...yez hate the church....

I think you'd move it an awful lot quicker, to avoid a Fatwah.:eek:

fiona12 · 08-10-2010 09:03PM

Archeron wrote: »

I'm a little disappointed.
I expected "jesus in my kitchen" to be along the same lines as the "puppy in my pocket" collection.

Best laugh I had all year!

Jazzy · 09-10-2010 08:13AM

i bet 500 euro the op is lying

demakinz · 09-10-2010 08:49AM

Jazzy wrote: »

i bet 500 euro the op is lying

Il take that bet and post a pic later:D

Longboard · 09-10-2010 09:10AM

Put a sign underneath the light saying
"Off Air"

trad · 09-10-2010 09:32AM

Any ducks on the wall?

Dont be at yourself · 09-10-2010 09:49AM

Can you replace the red lightbulbs with flashing disco lights? Do that, add some other tacky ornaments, and you're away.

I've got a glow-in-the-dark Mary statue if you want it.

LETHAL LADY · 09-10-2010 09:55AM

Them Jaysus lights are responsible for over 90% of all house fires isn Ireland safety first get rid of em.

MGMTea · 09-10-2010 10:09AM

permanent marker, sombrero + moustache + cigar = Mehico Jesus

Nodin · 09-10-2010 12:14PM

MGMTea wrote: »

permanent marker, sombrero + moustache + cigar = Mehico Jesus

...better yet........
with just a wee bit more tweaking....

Jimmy Bottlehead · 09-10-2010 12:20PM

Remove red bulb
Replace with giant dildo
????
PROFIT!!

What to do with Jesus in my kitchen?

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