What to do with Jesus in my kitchen?

demakinz · 08-10-2010 01:57PM #1

Iv just moved house today and there is one of them creepy Jesus pictures with the red light in my kitchen. The landlord said i cant take it down because its wired in and some other bull so im stuck with him.

I don't want any religious stuff up in my new house especially the big creepy Jesus one.

Im sure the good people of AH's have some ideas on how to hide it or change it somehow?

Btwndeyes · 08-10-2010 01:57PM

demakinz wrote: »

Iv just moved house today and there is one of them creepy Jesus pictures with the red light in my kitchen. The landlord said i cant take it down because its wired in and some other bull so im stuck with him.

I don't want any religious stuff up in my new house especially the big creepy Jesus one.

Im sure the good people of AH's have some ideas on how to hide it or change it somehow?

Dynamite should do it.

MagicMarker · 08-10-2010 01:59PM

just take it down.

Itsdacraic · 08-10-2010 01:59PM

MagicMarker wrote: »

just take it down.

:rolleyes:

08-10-2010 02:00PM

Add salt

TheZohanS · 08-10-2010 02:00PM

Burn down your house.

Dravokivich · 08-10-2010 02:01PM

demakinz wrote: »

Iv just moved house today and there is one of them creepy Jesus pictures with the red light in my kitchen. The landlord said i cant take it down because its wired in and some other bull so im stuck with him.

Tell him you'll get an electrician in and sub the charge from the rent due, if he's not confident about taking it down himself...

conorhal · 08-10-2010 02:02PM

demakinz wrote: »

Iv just moved house today and there is one of them creepy Jesus pictures with the red light in my kitchen. The landlord said i cant take it down because its wired in and some other bull so im stuck with him.

I don't want any religious stuff up in my new house especially the big creepy Jesus one.

Im sure the good people of AH's have some ideas on how to hide it or change it somehow?

Enjoy it for it's kitsch value and add a picture of JFK and Elvis to it's left and right obviously. :rolleyes:

RP Mc murphy · 08-10-2010 02:02PM

You've found the red light, now get Roxanne over for some funky sh1t.

phill106 · 08-10-2010 02:02PM

Make a grilled jesus sandwich...

wwjd?

ejmaztec · 08-10-2010 02:02PM

Just drill two holes through the eyeballs and install two flashing red led bulbs.

MitchKoobski · 08-10-2010 02:03PM

Take the bulb out and then put a sheet over it?

WindSock · 08-10-2010 02:04PM

+1 for kitsch value. Decorate your house with dated 70's Father Ted style wallpaper & furnishings to match.

tricky D · 08-10-2010 02:06PM

Give it water, get wine.

Canis Lupus · 08-10-2010 02:06PM

Unscrew the bulb and then stick a metal fork into the socket.

ClutchIt · 08-10-2010 02:06PM

demakinz wrote: »

Im sure the good people of AH's have some ideas on how to hide it?

Hide it by placing something else over it

Voodu Child · 08-10-2010 02:08PM

MagicMarker wrote: »

just take it down.

He can't take it down because its 'wired in'. If he cut the wires then the electricity would spill all over the floor and cause a terrible mess.

_feedback_ · 08-10-2010 02:11PM

Does your landlord look like this OP?

bonerm · 08-10-2010 02:12PM

wwjd?

My name is URL · 08-10-2010 02:18PM

My house had one when I moved in.. I just took the picture down and got a new fitting for the light

Canis Lupus · 08-10-2010 02:21PM

bonerm wrote: »

wwjd?

What...would... J do?

Stuck on the J.

08-10-2010 02:21PM

Roll back the stone so he can leave.

fonecrusher1 · 08-10-2010 02:21PM

Just replace the picture of JC with one of a kitten. It'll be cute & kind of creepy.

Sanjuro · 08-10-2010 02:22PM

Get one of those movement-activated sound boards they have in some action figures. Record yourself saying 'I watch you when you masturbate' and install. Freak your friends out.

smash · 08-10-2010 02:24PM

Glue a photo of Georgia Salpa over the Jesus image.

bonerm · 08-10-2010 02:25PM

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Stuck on the J.

Just toke harder then.

kiad · 08-10-2010 02:26PM

Draw cocks all over the picture. Extra points for drawing them in your own jizz

starlit · 08-10-2010 02:30PM

Either put a blanket or sheet over it or get a smaller one! or do the right thing and get an electrician to sort it out for you. Having a jesus thing like that especially if its a big yoke would give me the heebee geebies, creepy.

Banned Account · 08-10-2010 02:30PM

Create a small metal mechanism in the shape of his arms, held in place by a pin in the centre of his chest. Place two small metal plates where his hands are - hey presto, your own sacred heart weighing scales.

You can use them for wighing everything from important moral decisions to flour for unleavened bread. Cocaine may be blasphemous.

s_carnage · 08-10-2010 02:30PM

Print out this picture and insert

kelle · 08-10-2010 02:34PM

I know exactly the picture you're talking about, my granny had one and it used to freak me out.

Why are you renting that flat, was the rent the most reasonable you could find? It's not reasonable of the landlord to expect you to keep this picture on the wall when you're paying his mortgage. Could you blu-tak a large poster over it?

What to do with Jesus in my kitchen?

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