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The things my OH finds strangely endearing:

  • 06-10-2010 3:39pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭


    So, you know the way your OH knows you better than anyone? What odd things do you do that they find really cute? According to my OH, eating all my toast (from centre to outside) except for the crust and also individually buttering his potatoes when I boil them.

    Now your go:

    NOTE: mostly made up this thread coz all the others are so depressing.
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    the sight of my blood all over her bedroom floor


    no, really, she wants me dead


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    I don't have an Other Half. I'm a full person.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭optogirl


    I don't have an Other Half. I'm a full person.


    ah relax


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Our latest conversation:

    She: 'Is your face hurting you?'

    Me: 'No, why?'

    She: 'It's bleedin' killin' me.'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭Pookah


    I don't have an Other Half. I'm a full person.

    I'm a top half. Virgo. GSOH.

    Seeking bottom half who likes theatre and long walks on the beach.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    She loves the way I sometimes 'flag up' a diamond cutting boner and whack it up her nipsy when she is taking the clothes out of the washing machine.

    Never fails to amuse her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    I'm single, so people find the odd things i do weird, not endearing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    I'm single. so naturally I've nothing endearing about me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 936 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    Dutch Oven... keeping the romance alive


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭knird evol


    curlzy wrote: »
    So, you know the way your OH knows you better than anyone? What odd things do you do that they find really cute? According to my OH, eating all my toast (from centre to outside) except for the crust and also individually buttering his potatoes when I boil them.

    Now your go:

    NOTE: mostly made up this thread coz all the others are so depressing.

    I find your post really depressing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,031 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    She loves it when I give her an Angry Pirate. Who says romance is dead?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭curlzy


    bazmaiden wrote: »
    :(

    OH dear, I don't think someone is going to be happy with your response, she is a strong independant woman (or man) that doesn't need an other half. So really you should have been making a "you go girl" face, the nearest I would find is this: :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Hasmunch wrote: »
    Dutch Oven... keeping the romance alive

    We fondly refer to this as The Bedroom Belsen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I'm single, so people find the odd things i do weird, not endearing.
    I'm single. so naturally I've nothing endearing about me.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    I don't have an Other Half. I'm a full person.
    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I'm single, so people find the odd things i do weird, not endearing.
    I'm single. so naturally I've nothing endearing about me.

    a pattern emerges


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    stovelid wrote: »
    We fondly refer to this as The Bedroom Belsen.

    We call it the Aga CAN


  • Registered Users Posts: 225 ✭✭OhThePenguin


    curlzy wrote: »
    So, you know the way your OH knows you better than anyone? What odd things do you do that they find really cute? According to my OH, eating all my toast (from centre to outside) except for the crust and also individually buttering his potatoes when I boil them.

    You butter your potatoes before you boil them or when they are actually boiling in the pot? Strange....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    She loves it when I give her an Angry Pirate. Who says romance is dead?

    I might regret this, but what may i ask is an Angry Pirate?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I might regret this, but what may i ask is an Angry Pirate?


    Lol. From urbandictionary
    When a guy is ****ing a girl from behind and when he's about to blow his load, spits on the girls back. Naturally she thinks the man is done and turns around. As soon as the girl turns around, he blows his load in ONE of her eyes. When the girl covers her eye with her hand (like a pirates eye-patch), the guy then punches her in the throat. She will then gargle "ARRRRRRRRRR" like a pirate due to her throat being punched.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 225 ✭✭OhThePenguin


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I might regret this, but what may i ask is an Angry Pirate?

    A pirate after his treasure has been stolen.

    Or this.

    EDIT: Beaten to it :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    Mr. 00112984 is a lovely man. Every evening he makes me a cup of tea and offers me a snack. Last night he offered me a Rich Tea but I said "no thanks. I'd like a Kitkat Chunky". He brought me a Kitkat Chunky so I threw it back at him and said "no, I wanted an ordinary Kitkat you fat bastard".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    00112984 wrote: »
    Mr. 00112984 is a lovely man. Every evening he makes me a cup of tea and offers me a snack. Last night he offered me a Rich Tea but I said "no thanks. I'd like a Kitkat Chunky". He brought me a Kitkat Chunky so I threw it back at him and said "no, I wanted an ordinary Kitkat you fat bastard".

    Inspired.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    00112984 wrote: »
    Mr. 00112984 is a lovely man. Every evening he makes me a cup of tea and offers me a snack. Last night he offered me a Rich Tea but I said "no thanks. I'd like a Kitkat Chunky". He brought me a Kitkat Chunky so I threw it back at him and said "no, I wanted an ordinary Kitkat you fat bastard".
    Has anyone ever tried getting 4 Kitkat Chunkies, melting a bit of chocolate and fusing the 4 KKCs together to make some sort of godless abomination uber Kitkat chunky...?

    ....


    .... that's the plan for the evening sorted.


    Okay, back on topic.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭Pookah


    Mine won't tell me what she finds endearing.

    She doesn't like to give me any sort of advantage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,990 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    Nothing says "I love you!" like a donkey punch. Then, when her birthday rolls around, show her the comments of the donkey punch vid you put on the internet of the 2 of you.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    em...she likes it when i, eh. emmmmmmm

    DAMN YOU OP, DAMN YOU TO HELL FOR MAKING ME REALISE MY MARRIAGE IS A SHAM

    i'm only half joking...i think most of my quirks actully wreck her head


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    When I belch, he says 'Oohhh Feeona' in a voice that's usually reserved for other activities.

    I think he's taking the piss, in fact I hope he is. I can't belch on demand :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭curlzy


    You butter your potatoes before you boil them or when they are actually boiling in the pot? Strange....
    :D, sorry that should have been "I individually butter his potatoes, when I boil them":D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Sanjuro wrote: »
    Has anyone ever tried getting 4 Kitkat Chunkies, melting a bit of chocolate and fusing the 4 KKCs together to make some sort of godless abomination uber Kitkat chunky...?

    ....


    .... that's the plan for the evening sorted.


    Okay, back on topic.
    been watching any bill bailey lately?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Sanjuro wrote: »
    Has anyone ever tried getting 4 Kitkat Chunkies, melting a bit of chocolate and fusing the 4 KKCs together to make some sort of godless abomination uber Kitkat chunky...?

    ....


    .... that's the plan for the evening sorted.


    Okay, back on topic.

    http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20080617-Giant_Kit_Kat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭curlzy


    em...she likes it when i, eh. emmmmmmm

    DAMN YOU OP, DAMN YOU TO HELL FOR MAKING ME REALISE MY MARRIAGE IS A SHAM

    i'm only half joking...i think most of my quirks actully wreck her head
    :eek:.......*HUG* :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭curlzy


    Adam wrote: »
    been watching any bill bailey lately?

    EVERYONE should quote Bill Bailey!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    Sanjuro wrote: »
    Has anyone ever tried getting 4 Kitkat Chunkies, melting a bit of chocolate and fusing the 4 KKCs together to make some sort of godless abomination uber Kitkat chunky...?

    Watch Bill Bailey much??

    EDIT: DAMMIT!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,235 ✭✭✭✭flahavaj


    The soft hairless underside of my ballsack.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Apparently i give good head, well it either me or that JESUS chap


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    This guy is nice to his OH.. LOL



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    This is what a thread in the Ladies Lounge being invaded by After Hours regulars would look like.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    ascanbe wrote: »
    This is what a thread in the Ladies Lounge being invaded by After Hours regulars would look like.

    Puke fest.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    gick


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Lol. From urbandictionary

    thats wrong what you do is cum in her eye and kick her leg real hard so she looks like she has a wooden leg,its the angry pirate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Weird things I do that are endearing apparently:

    I like to use a mouse when I'm on my laptop.

    I always overdress..even if we're just heading to the pub for a bit.

    I talk to myself.

    I never really think ahead that much.

    The amount of space all my products take up in the bathroom.


  • Registered Users Posts: 361 ✭✭silverspoon


    curlzy wrote: »
    So, you know the way your OH knows you better than anyone? What odd things do you do that they find really cute?

    You know, it's never come up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    curlzy wrote: »
    :D, sorry that should have been "I individually butter his potatoes, when I boil them":D


    Duuurty!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    The little freak out I have when he's making me a cup of tea and he puts the milk in before the tea. Eek it has to go in last :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    Pocketfizz wrote: »
    The little freak out I have when he's making me a cup of tea and he puts the milk in before the tea. Eek it has to go in last :rolleyes:

    Of course it does! Otherwise the milk clogs the pores of the teabag and it doesn't brew properly. Same with sugar- water and syrup prevents osmosis.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 834 ✭✭✭The Agogo


    00112984 wrote: »
    Of course it does! Otherwise the milk clogs the pores of the teabag and it doesn't brew properly. Same with sugar- water and syrup prevents osmosis.

    m'glevin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    Adam wrote: »
    been watching any bill bailey lately?
    No. From your post, I assume he talks about it. Or else you're going wildly off-topic.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Sanjuro wrote: »
    No. From your post, I assume he talks about it. Or else you're going wildly off-topic.
    strueth, best not go off topic in after hours :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭squeakyduck


    I think he's gotta love "oh no I've lost my keys/ID/passport/wallet" freakout by now...He always calls me "mad woman" when I find it/them.

    When I get angry/annoyed I usually push him away and yell high pitched "gwan goway" in a country accent which he just stops an laughs at, also the way I say "no" is funny to him. Damn my Waterford accent! :(

    He finds my constant choosing of chocolate with nearly every meal...which I'm called "chocolatey woman".

    He loves the way I eat eggs too. I take the shells off, eat the white like an apple and leave the yoke last...because I'm a "mad yoke" to him! :P One of our friends told me I ate my eggs like a protestant on a recent trip to Belfast! :eek: :rolleyes:


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