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The things my OH finds strangely endearing:

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  • 06-10-2010 4:39pm
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    curlzy
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    So, you know the way your OH knows you better than anyone? What odd things do you do that they find really cute? According to my OH, eating all my toast (from centre to outside) except for the crust and also individually buttering his potatoes when I boil them.

    Now your go:

    NOTE: mostly made up this thread coz all the others are so depressing.
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    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    the sight of my blood all over her bedroom floor


    no, really, she wants me dead


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    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    I don't have an Other Half. I'm a full person.


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    optogirl
    Registered Users Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭optogirl


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    I don't have an Other Half. I'm a full person.


    ah relax


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    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Our latest conversation:

    She: 'Is your face hurting you?'

    Me: 'No, why?'

    She: 'It's bleedin' killin' me.'


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    stovelid
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBj9AQJ3a6I


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    Pookah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭Pookah


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    I don't have an Other Half. I'm a full person.

    I'm a top half. Virgo. GSOH.

    Seeking bottom half who likes theatre and long walks on the beach.


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    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    She loves the way I sometimes 'flag up' a diamond cutting boner and whack it up her nipsy when she is taking the clothes out of the washing machine.

    Never fails to amuse her.


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    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    I'm single, so people find the odd things i do weird, not endearing.


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    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    I'm single. so naturally I've nothing endearing about me.


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    Hasmunch
    Registered Users Posts: 927 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    Dutch Oven... keeping the romance alive


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    knird evol
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    curlzy wrote: »
    So, you know the way your OH knows you better than anyone? What odd things do you do that they find really cute? According to my OH, eating all my toast (from centre to outside) except for the crust and also individually buttering his potatoes when I boil them.

    Now your go:

    NOTE: mostly made up this thread coz all the others are so depressing.

    I find your post really depressing


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    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    She loves it when I give her an Angry Pirate. Who says romance is dead?


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    curlzy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭curlzy


    bazmaiden wrote: »
    :(

    OH dear, I don't think someone is going to be happy with your response, she is a strong independant woman (or man) that doesn't need an other half. So really you should have been making a "you go girl" face, the nearest I would find is this: :o


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    stovelid
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    Hasmunch wrote: »
    Dutch Oven... keeping the romance alive

    We fondly refer to this as The Bedroom Belsen.


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    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I'm single, so people find the odd things i do weird, not endearing.
    stupidusername wrote: »
    I'm single. so naturally I've nothing endearing about me.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKPoHgKcqag


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    bazmaiden
    Registered Users Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    I don't have an Other Half. I'm a full person.
    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I'm single, so people find the odd things i do weird, not endearing.
    stupidusername wrote: »
    I'm single. so naturally I've nothing endearing about me.

    a pattern emerges


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    Funkfield
    Registered Users Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    stovelid wrote: »
    We fondly refer to this as The Bedroom Belsen.

    We call it the Aga CAN


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    OhThePenguin
    Registered Users Posts: 225 ✭✭OhThePenguin


    curlzy wrote: »
    So, you know the way your OH knows you better than anyone? What odd things do you do that they find really cute? According to my OH, eating all my toast (from centre to outside) except for the crust and also individually buttering his potatoes when I boil them.

    You butter your potatoes before you boil them or when they are actually boiling in the pot? Strange....


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    alwaysadub
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    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    She loves it when I give her an Angry Pirate. Who says romance is dead?

    I might regret this, but what may i ask is an Angry Pirate?


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    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I might regret this, but what may i ask is an Angry Pirate?


    Lol. From urbandictionary
    When a guy is ****ing a girl from behind and when he's about to blow his load, spits on the girls back. Naturally she thinks the man is done and turns around. As soon as the girl turns around, he blows his load in ONE of her eyes. When the girl covers her eye with her hand (like a pirates eye-patch), the guy then punches her in the throat. She will then gargle "ARRRRRRRRRR" like a pirate due to her throat being punched.


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    OhThePenguin
    Registered Users Posts: 225 ✭✭OhThePenguin


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I might regret this, but what may i ask is an Angry Pirate?

    A pirate after his treasure has been stolen.

    Or this.

    EDIT: Beaten to it :(


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    00112984
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    Mr. 00112984 is a lovely man. Every evening he makes me a cup of tea and offers me a snack. Last night he offered me a Rich Tea but I said "no thanks. I'd like a Kitkat Chunky". He brought me a Kitkat Chunky so I threw it back at him and said "no, I wanted an ordinary Kitkat you fat bastard".


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    Mr Benevolent
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    00112984 wrote: »
    Mr. 00112984 is a lovely man. Every evening he makes me a cup of tea and offers me a snack. Last night he offered me a Rich Tea but I said "no thanks. I'd like a Kitkat Chunky". He brought me a Kitkat Chunky so I threw it back at him and said "no, I wanted an ordinary Kitkat you fat bastard".

    Inspired.


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    Sanjuro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,236 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    00112984 wrote: »
    Mr. 00112984 is a lovely man. Every evening he makes me a cup of tea and offers me a snack. Last night he offered me a Rich Tea but I said "no thanks. I'd like a Kitkat Chunky". He brought me a Kitkat Chunky so I threw it back at him and said "no, I wanted an ordinary Kitkat you fat bastard".
    Has anyone ever tried getting 4 Kitkat Chunkies, melting a bit of chocolate and fusing the 4 KKCs together to make some sort of godless abomination uber Kitkat chunky...?

    ....


    .... that's the plan for the evening sorted.


    Okay, back on topic.


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    Pookah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭Pookah


    Mine won't tell me what she finds endearing.

    She doesn't like to give me any sort of advantage.


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    Darksaga87
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    Nothing says "I love you!" like a donkey punch. Then, when her birthday rolls around, show her the comments of the donkey punch vid you put on the internet of the 2 of you.


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    thebigbiffo
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    em...she likes it when i, eh. emmmmmmm

    DAMN YOU OP, DAMN YOU TO HELL FOR MAKING ME REALISE MY MARRIAGE IS A SHAM

    i'm only half joking...i think most of my quirks actully wreck her head


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    Feeona
    Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    When I belch, he says 'Oohhh Feeona' in a voice that's usually reserved for other activities.

    I think he's taking the piss, in fact I hope he is. I can't belch on demand :mad:


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    curlzy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭curlzy


    OhThePenguin wrote: »
    You butter your potatoes before you boil them or when they are actually boiling in the pot? Strange....
    :D, sorry that should have been "I individually butter his potatoes, when I boil them":D


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    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Sanjuro wrote: »
    Has anyone ever tried getting 4 Kitkat Chunkies, melting a bit of chocolate and fusing the 4 KKCs together to make some sort of godless abomination uber Kitkat chunky...?

    ....


    .... that's the plan for the evening sorted.


    Okay, back on topic.
    been watching any bill bailey lately?


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