Just broken up, what to do?

holystungun9 · 05-10-2010 10:18PM

kilkenny_kid wrote: »

Go spray the bumholes with Jizz.

dude!

jiltloop · 05-10-2010 10:21PM

Get drunk, cry, vomit down your own shirt, then ring her up tell her you love her and then propose to her. When she says no tell her drunkenly and emphatically that she's a bitch.

ballsymchugh · 05-10-2010 10:26PM

jiltloop wrote: »

Get drunk, cry, vomit down your own shirt, then ring her up tell her you love her and then propose to her. When she says no tell her drunkenly and emphatically that she's a bitch.

and tell her you didn't like her in the first place anyways. (or 'in anyways' for the laughs)

Son Of A Vidic · 05-10-2010 11:22PM

The_Goose135 wrote: »

So I get the feeling I should do something to comemorate this special occasion

If it's a special occasion? Then why did you waste 7 years of your life?

google faps · 05-10-2010 11:26PM

Make yourself a cup of tea and go to bed. Lie there thinking about this and that until eventually she enters your head. Think about what she's doing now. About that guy that, inevitably, she's lying under now and how she's not thinking of you as she tingles with each of his pelvic thrusts. think about how she's screaming his name as he reaches climax and her lips around his throbbing member as she guzzles down his seed and why she never did that for you. Think of her lying there, serene, a picture of health, glowing from the swat which is now cooling on her sumptuous body. Then cry yourself to sleep.

Either that or get pissed, go on holiday, shag randome sluts.
Good luck, my son.

Pyr0 · 05-10-2010 11:35PM

google faps wrote: »

Make yourself a cup of tea and go to bed. Lie there thinking about this and that until eventually she enters your head. Think about what she's doing now. About that guy that, inevitably, she's lying under now and how she's not thinking of you as she tingles with each of his pelvic thrusts. think about how she's screaming his name as he reaches climax and her lips around his throbbing member as she guzzles down his seed and why she never did that for you. Think of her lying there, serene, a picture of health, glowing from the swat which is now cooling on her sumptuous body. Then cry yourself to sleep..

Jaysus, someone had a rough break up !

Celly Smunt · 05-10-2010 11:37PM

Surley wrote: »

Go to Coppers

don't go to coppers.

bnt · 05-10-2010 11:42PM

Find some crappy rom-com movie, watch it, and wonder how the characters fall for such clichés. You know there's going to be a scene in which one character makes a fool of him- or herself in public, for the sake of some grand romantic gesture, and that makes everything all right. What they don't show, however, is what happens a year or three later, when the lovers realise they have nothing in common but the romantic memories. Not many people would buy tickets for that movie ... :rolleyes:

Johnny Bitte · 05-10-2010 11:46PM

google faps wrote: »

Make yourself a cup of tea and go to bed. Lie there thinking about this and that until eventually she enters your head. Think about what she's doing now. About that guy that, inevitably, she's lying under now and how she's not thinking of you as she tingles with each of his pelvic thrusts. think about how she's screaming his name as he reaches climax and her lips around his throbbing member as she guzzles down his seed and why she never did that for you. Think of her lying there, serene, a picture of health, glowing from the swat which is now cooling on her sumptuous body. Then cry yourself to sleep.

Either that or get pissed, go on holiday, shag randome sluts.
Good luck, my son.

Thanks

Seosaimh77 · 05-10-2010 11:49PM

google faps wrote: »

Make yourself a cup of tea and go to bed. Lie there thinking about this and that until eventually she enters your head. Think about what she's doing now. About that guy that, inevitably, she's lying under now and how she's not thinking of you as she tingles with each of his pelvic thrusts. think about how she's screaming his name as he reaches climax and her lips around his throbbing member as she guzzles down his seed and why she never did that for you. Think of her lying there, serene, a picture of health, glowing from the swat which is now cooling on her sumptuous body. Then cry yourself to sleep.

oooohhh...you cruel son of a.....:p

Love it

:D:D

Seosaimh77 · 05-10-2010 11:51PM

The_Goose135 wrote: »

Thanks

What are you still doing online - you're meant to be out finding new holes to fill

MardiB · 05-10-2010 11:51PM

I broke up last year with my bf of seven and a half years:( So I joined boards.....

DON'T DO THAT!:p

Ah seriously It's hard to readjust, but you will be grand. Don't bother with the staying friends if it proves too difficult, that's my honest advice

evercloserunion · 06-10-2010 12:05AM

Pyr0 wrote: »

Jaysus, someone had a rough break up !

His username tells you all you need to know.

andrew cross · 06-10-2010 12:19AM

Seosaimh77 wrote: »

What are you still doing online - you're meant to be out finding new holes to fill

go around to all her friends cry say u need a shoulder to cry on u will find out if any of them fancy u, if u can have sex with her best friend she will get jealous and u back :cool:

Dark_by_Dezign · 06-10-2010 12:21AM

milk & cookies

smash · 06-10-2010 09:46AM

A hooker and some coke seems to be the "in" thing!

go for it...

06-10-2010 10:14AM

steve06 wrote: »

A hooker and some coke seems to be the "in" thing!

go for it...

Why the f*ck would you waste your time going fishing with a bottle of Coca-Cola?

--Kaiser-- · 06-10-2010 10:48AM

Song for the OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOKh2YjjIpk

google faps · 06-10-2010 03:08PM

The_Goose135 wrote: »

Thanks

Sorry.

WindSock · 06-10-2010 03:12PM

Pete M. wrote: »

I've done a lot of staring, when I know I should be deeply thinking about the change that has occurred, but amn't, just staring...
Wouldn't bother with the phone stuff tbh

The phone app is part of staring into space. It shows you the constellations as they are currently positioned.

timelessone · 06-10-2010 04:23PM

Write an honest, open hearted letter about how once you loved her, how you feel right now and what you're hoping for the future. Be honest with yourself and her. Remember, whatever happened happened for a reason.

Then tie the letter around a brick, set the brick on fire and put it through her bedroom window, preferably at night.

Wait outside with your local hooker and when the ex comes out say ''Ohhh..... oh boy this is akward..... man, what are the odds..... Crystal, this is my ex. Ex, this is Crystal.''

Then bone Crystal in front of her.

curlzy · 06-10-2010 04:33PM

*BIG HUG*

It does get better.:)

goat2 · 06-10-2010 04:36PM

are you sad at this breakup.what were the downfalls of staying for you.

thegeist · 06-10-2010 05:55PM

Become a serial killer, all women love that sadistic psychopath rapist look, you'll be beating them away............................and then burying them in a shallow grave in wicklow.

The_B_Man · 06-10-2010 07:37PM

The_Goose135 wrote: »

Thanks

haha that was nasty! Dont mind that bollix!!

I reckon you should look up old college mates that are livin near enough, and who have just returned from Australia, and meet them in town on friday afternoon for Oktoberfest. Go for some post work drinks and stay out for the Ireland match. Sorted!

google faps · 12-10-2010 10:47PM

The_B_Man wrote: »

haha that was nasty!!

OI!!!!
I'd already apologised ffs.

orourkeda · 12-10-2010 10:51PM

Have sex with someone who hasnt got a headache.

desertcircus · 12-10-2010 11:04PM

Find something to do with your newfound free time. If you had a hobby you've long since abandoned, think about going back to it - if that doesn't sound good, find a new hobby. As for what hobby: I think another poster said it already, but learning to dance (actually dance, not hop from foot to foot while chewing your own face) is a no-lose option. The worst-case scenario is that you find out in front of strangers that dancing's not for you; the best-case scenario is that you turn out to have a killer pair of feet and about ten new female friends fighting for a few minutes in your arms (no joke; I did a class and was one of three men out of at least fourteen people, although there was less of the fighting). Or take up a sport you like the look of - season has started for most sports, but clubs should still be able to take you in and show you the ropes.

Also: plus one on the phone thing. Don't ring her, don't text her. ABSOLUTELY do not try to contact her while drunk; before you have your first drink, explain the situation to the best friend you have in the group and make it clear they are to dunk your phone in your pint if you try to.

questionmark? · 13-10-2010 12:01AM

Tonight- Have a ****

Tomorrow - buy some drink, call your single friends and go on the pull. Try anything with a pulse (her mother and granny are fair game)

Thur - repeat above

Fri - Repeat above

Rest of October - repeat above

November- go to Amsterdam and well have fun

December - See October

Alternatively - Go to offie buy a bottle of Gin then over to HMV to buy a Radiohead album. Have a stash of Coke beside the bed just incase you start falling asleep.

PeterIanStaker · 13-10-2010 12:09AM

just relax, try not to worry about stuff.

Just broken up, what to do?

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