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Just broken up, what to do?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,099 ✭✭✭Johnny Bitte


    Laughing my ass off here. Great stiuff. Hols sound nice :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Ok so after 7 years me and the misses called it a day!

    So I get the feeling I should do something to comemorate this special occasion!

    So who better to advise but the wonderful people of AH
    Her sister?
    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Get drunk, get laid and then walk home crying grinning, shouting at random strangers hotties: "SEVEN YEARS INCHES, SEVEN. FCUKING. YEARS!! INCHES"
    Wibbs wrote: »
    7 years? ah sure you were well tired of bangin her. Bit of strange tail will do you the world of good. /AH advice.

    Please, don't ever say something like that again, it was scary.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    Ok so after 7 years me and the misses called it a day!

    So I get the feeling I should do something to comemorate this special occasion!

    So who better to advise but the wonderful people of AH
    Thank your lucky stars you didn't actually marry her because you'd now be posting this from your new cardboard condo while she uses your prized DVD collection as coasters.

    Go out, get laid and prepare to feel like **** for the next few months. Then you'll wake up one morning and realise that it doesn't hurt anymore.

    Then, find someone new, fall in love and repeat everything all over again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48 kilkenny_kid


    Go spray the bumholes with Jizz.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 371 ✭✭Seosaimh77


    Get laid asap. Doesn't have to be a looker (or a hooker)...just someone out for a bit of fun so that you dont have 'will I ever get laid again?' hanging over your head.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    OP If this thread is false bravado then I feel for you. Breaking up after having someone in your life for so long can be a very painful experience.

    Do yourself a favour and find your own space,try and avoid any thing that may bring ye into contact.

    Fill your days and evenings with things to do and people who you care about and care about you. Whether you think it or not 7 years with someone will have changed alot of aspects of your life.

    Do not decide to replace that free time with the pub, I know from experience how detremental that can be.

    No matter how amicable a break-up is that first time you see her with someone new will hurt.

    Time though is a great healer.

    If however you are happy with the situation you find yourself in .
    Rock on :D.

    Go and enjoy yourself just be considerate of your ex-partners feelings, she may be hurting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭SpatialPlanning


    I think the priesthood is recruiting...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    padma wrote: »
    go have some fun, drown your sorrows and hook up with all the old friends you shunned when you two became an item.

    FYP. they won't wanna know


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭deelite


    Just being nosey what line did she used to break up was it the "It's not you it's Me" line - or "There's no-one else but..."


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,077 ✭✭✭Rebelheart


    Ok so after 7 years me and the misses called it a day!

    So I get the feeling I should do something to comemorate this special occasion!

    So who better to advise but the wonderful people of AH

    What music did she hate that you loved? OK, go for it. Do the same for most other things.

    Then you'll get to the superior stage of defining yourself by doing things which you want to do rather than to spite her. That's a bit too evolved for me, though, but I heard somewhere that it's the nearest thing to liberation most people come to.;)

    Bain taitneamh as!/ Enjoy!


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    it's pretty obvious.







    Have sex with her sister


  • Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭ Josie Large Slipknot


    get a tattoo of her face covering your whole stomach and the date you met and today and the words RIP yeah that will win her back ...........plus great talking point for any new woman you meet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,107 ✭✭✭happyoutscan


    Have sex with her mother.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    From my experience, if your bird is in any way good looking, she'll be getting laid before you, probably right now. So you have to just accept that and keep your chin up.
    Exercise, get in shape, keep busy, all that stuff. Go out with mates. If you know her number off by heart you have to leave your phone or give it to someone when you get pissed. Else disaster. Be strong brother!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭deelite


    Did she go to Spec Savers.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Who_owns_this?


    Kasabian wrote: »
    OP If this thread is false bravado then I feel for you.

    Shhhhhhh. Don't mention the war!!!

    OP - I think the holiday idea is a fantastic one that can't be beaten. New scene, lots of new things to do - it will take you away from your current situation and you'll come back with a renewed attitute (and maybe some interestingly shaped love bites!).

    In a way, it's a new beginning and there's a lot of exciting things out there ahead of you, so you may as well celebrate it with a bang - and send us a postcard!!!

    Look at it this way. Two weeks ago I bet you didn't think that by the middle of October you could be sunning yourself in sexy new shores / skiing down some sexy new slopes / trekking though a sexy new jungle!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Put the toilet seat up:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,096 ✭✭✭Pete M.


    Well Goose, as someone who just came out of a 13 year relationship recently, I'd have to say this about the advice you are receiving...
    padma wrote: »
    go have some fun, drown your sorrows and hook up with all the old friends you missed when you two became an item. Then go on a holiday, relax and come home to your new life. Remember keep smiling happily.

    Good solid advice and have done it all except the holiday.
    Have a ****

    Hah! You betcha.....
    ollie1 wrote: »
    Coke and hookers? :D

    That is so decadent (but if you can afford it then yeah of course).
    Booze, smoking and drunken young wans on a budget will do more than sufficiently.
    I'm sorry to hear about that.

    Get really drunk and find a woman?

    Theme developing...
    WindSock wrote: »
    Sit on your couch and stare into space for a while. Download Google Sky if you have a Smartphone. It's great.

    I've done a lot of staring, when I know I should be deeply thinking about the change that has occurred, but amn't, just staring...
    Wouldn't bother with the phone stuff tbh
    designate a corner of your bedroom for used socks and jocks. and keep saying "i'll do them tomorrow"
    you may want to stock up though, maybe get a months supply.

    I sh1t you not I have done exactly this in my new doss-house. Although I have managed, so far, to keep well on top of it.

    Stop fooling yourself and admit that you lost your prefect partner. Cry for a while and you'll be grand in 6 - 12 months.

    :eek: It's like you know exactly what my situation is! Haven't managed to have a good cry yet though, all in good time.

    snyper wrote: »
    Cry.

    Cry because she is probably out there now getting spit roasted, and you're on the internet.


    Fcuk sake man, get out there and give some young one the pounding of a lifetime before its too late.....and she wants you back

    No. Fcuk that I'm not crying, not if this is the reason.
    Good advice again though, pounding, hmmmmmmm:pac:

    Bonito wrote: »
    Her sister?

    Woah now! Not straight away anyway :cool:

    Kasabian wrote: »
    Do not decide to replace that free time with the pub, I know from experience how detremental that can be.



    If however you are happy with the situation you find yourself in .
    Rock on :D.

    Go and enjoy yourself just be considerate of your ex-partners feelings, she may be hurting.

    Now that is actually great advice, though I do think that it should read 'all of your free time' as I reckon it's ok to spend more time than you may have used to down the boozer.
    But with regard to their feelings, if you can at all, remember the good times and try not to be vindictive. That just gets messy and upsetting.
    it's pretty obvious.

    Have sex with her sister

    It may be obvious, but some would say never to do the obvious especially if the obvious happens to be her sister, and besides, like I said, not yet anyway :pac: And in my experience, having relations with anyone in their social circle can adequately stoke up any smouldering anger. So if you're into it. I'm not.

    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    From my experience, if your bird is in any way good looking, she'll be getting laid before you, probably right now. So you have to just accept that and keep your chin up.

    Sorry about your experience dude, sounds unpleasant. You nor Goose have to accept anything. Especially that she's getting laid first ;)



    So in summation, I would advise some inebriation, fornication, staring, bit of crying(optional), consideration and forward planning, get involved in new stuff, spend more time on Boards and listening to lots of really loud industrial/techno music.

    All of that has gotten me to where I am today.

    Ok, actually maybe you shouldn't do it just like that......:confused::eek:

    Sh1t! I think Micky Dolenz advice is getting to me :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,096 ✭✭✭Pete M.


    Put the toilet seat up:p


    One of the 'things' which lead to the demise of my own perfect partnership.

    So now it stays up, even thinking about removing them altogether......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    Just broken up, what to do?

    so begins the long process of finding yourself and putting the pieces back together. bit of soul searching, ears, nose, torso.. cock.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭Swampy


    Can I have her number???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭R P McMurphy


    Good pills and dance :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭mardybumbum


    First thing you need to do is go find your balls. Once you have popped them back into place the world is your oyster.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,166 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    snyper wrote: »
    Cry.

    Cry because she is probably out there now getting spit roasted, and you're on the internet.


    Fcuk sake man, get out there and give some young one the pounding of a lifetime before its too late.....and she wants you back

    Words of wisdom my friend.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭R P McMurphy


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    From my experience, if your bird is in any way good looking, she'll be getting laid before you, probably right now. So you have to just accept that and keep your chin up.
    Exercise, get in shape, keep busy, all that stuff. Go out with mates. If you know her number off by heart you have to leave your phone or give it to someone when you get pissed. Else disaster. Be strong brother!

    Great bit of advice. Nothing worse than waking up with a vague recollection of calling her and then having flashes of the conversation throughout the next day or two. This can cause that hungover depression to intensify to the point where you have to call her to find out what you said and then you regret that as well. Just delete the number out of your phone and save yourself the grief. That and get good pills but don't get all loved up anywhere near her


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    Good pills and dance :)

    great advice. ballroom, salsa does it make a difference on that sh!te? just affix pounding computer generated metronome

    i think he's looking to reverse feeling monged out, scatterbrained n ultimately depressed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 371 ✭✭Seosaimh77


    Getting drunk definitely helps. But the hangover can make things feel way worse...

    So dont sober up. Keep a bottle of jd by the bed so if you dont wake up next to some piece of ass, at least you can skull back some alcohol and keep the buzz going.

    Hell, even if you do wake up beside a nice piece of ass it is always fun to drink off their naked bodies


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 77 ✭✭aidannulty


    Have sex with her mother.

    yes this 1 to get even with her. if her mam aint about try her granny or grandad:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 371 ✭✭Seosaimh77


    Ok so after 7 years me and the misses called it a day!
    I love that we all jumped to the conclusion that the op got dumped and needs to get revenge...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Google image search for funny pics. Post them in the You Laugh, You Lose thread. Receive Thanks. When she comes crawling back to be with the man who has Post of the Day tell her you've found a new love. :cool:


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