Just broken up, what to do?

Johnny Bitte · 05-10-2010 06:01PM #1

Ok so after 7 years me and the misses called it a day!

So I get the feeling I should do something to comemorate this special occasion!

So who better to advise but the wonderful people of AH

Silverfish · 05-10-2010 06:02PM

All those things you couldn't do for the last 7 years?

Do them all. Now.

padma · 05-10-2010 06:03PM

go have some fun, drown your sorrows and hook up with all the old friends you missed when you two became an item. Then go on a holiday, relax and come home to your new life. Remember keep smiling happily.

Diabhal Beag · 05-10-2010 06:03PM

Have a ****

ollie1 · 05-10-2010 06:03PM

Coke and hookers?

ft9 · 05-10-2010 06:03PM

too late ollie got there 1st

Professional Griefer · 05-10-2010 06:03PM

I'm sorry to hear about that.

Get really drunk and find a woman?

Hazys · 05-10-2010 06:03PM

Shag her dad...thatll learn her

Myrddin · 05-10-2010 06:04PM

You'll be rich! Rich I tells ya

DOC09UNAM · 05-10-2010 06:04PM

Cookers and hookers.

admiralofthefleet · 05-10-2010 06:04PM

look at your left hand for the first time in 7 years and say 'how you doin'

Einstein · 05-10-2010 06:05PM

Sorry to hear.

A holiday's a great idea. It's the first thing I'd do! Either with mates or on yer todd.

Taco Corp · 05-10-2010 06:05PM

Go to Coppers

Dean820 · 05-10-2010 06:06PM

Listen to Black Eyed Peas and eat sausages.

OutlawPete · 05-10-2010 06:08PM

The_Goose135 wrote: »

So I get the feeling I should do something to comemorate this special occasion!

Get drunk, get laid and then walk home crying, shouting at random strangers: "SEVEN YEARS, SEVEN FCUKING YEARS!!"

WindSock · 05-10-2010 06:08PM

Sit on your couch and stare into space for a while. Download Google Sky if you have a Smartphone. It's great.

itsallaboutheL · 05-10-2010 06:09PM

Do what everyone else does.

Get battered drunk, and ring her at 2am crying down the phone while vomiting on yourself.

ballsymchugh · 05-10-2010 06:09PM

designate a corner of your bedroom for used socks and jocks. and keep saying "i'll do them tomorrow"
you may want to stock up though, maybe get a months supply.

Micky Dolenz · 05-10-2010 06:10PM

Stop fooling yourself and admit that you lost your prefect partner. Cry for a while and you'll be grand in 6 - 12 months.

BluesBerry · 05-10-2010 06:11PM

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

Do what everyone else does.

Get battered drunk, and ring her at 2am crying down the phone while vomiting on yourself.

Dont forget to send her a mix tape too

ballsymchugh · 05-10-2010 06:13PM

BluesBerry wrote: »

Dont forget to send her a mix tape too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1ykMNtzMT8

Mr Benevolent · 05-10-2010 06:15PM

She must've had the itch. Tell her to go straight to her doctor.

Edit: 5000th post, woo!

AckwelFoley · 05-10-2010 06:16PM

Cry.

Cry because she is probably out there now getting spit roasted, and you're on the internet.

Fcuk sake man, get out there and give some young one the pounding of a lifetime before its too late.....and she wants you back

AnnyHallsal · 05-10-2010 06:17PM

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

Do what everyone else does.

Get battered drunk, and ring her at 2am crying down the phone while vomiting on yourself.

Do anything but this .. oh the indignity.

If you want to be an a**hole and you're both on a social networking site change your status to single immediately, then in a day or two to seeing someone, even if it's not true. That smacks like nothing else ..

demakinz · 05-10-2010 06:20PM

Thailand is nice this time of year.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 05-10-2010 06:22PM

AH reply - fvck someone, its fun.

Serious reply - Don't immediately fvck someone, it'll wreak your head & is rarely a good idea right after a breakup. Plus its neither fair on you or whoever your with.

Delete her number, delete her from FB (etc). Book a holiday, hook up with some old, good friends.

If your feeling like sh*t, run/exercise until you get sick - don't drink until you get sick.

Start afresh tomorrow.

Wibbs · 05-10-2010 06:22PM

7 years? ah sure you were well tired of bangin her. Bit of strange tail will do you the world of good. /AH advice.

AckwelFoley · 05-10-2010 06:27PM

The 7 year itch has struck again

D'Agger · 05-10-2010 06:28PM

Buy a gym membership turn into a beast - look to meet up with her in a years time and tell her she's put on weight - women love that :pac:

evercloserunion · 05-10-2010 06:28PM

All of the above.

Wibbs · 05-10-2010 06:31PM

snyper wrote: »

The 7 year itch has struck again

That's what you get for buying anti biotics over the web.

Just broken up, what to do?

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