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Beards

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  • #62
    ph3n0m666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 64 ✭✭ph3n0m666


    i love my beard - traps food for later on, acts as a nest for homeless animals, and allows me to stalk comfortablely.

    without the beard - i just look like a potato


  • #63
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist


  • #64
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    Agricola wrote: »
    I grew a goatee around 3 years ago and have kept it ever since. I like it cos I have an oval face with a high forehead so it takes the general jimmy Carr-ish look off me! Only annoying thing about it is it tends to go ginger when it gets long. :o

    ginger pubes..lets all point and laugh! :pac:


  • #65
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    Dord wrote: »
    *cough*

    :pac:

    bad cough there....


  • #66
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    mink_man wrote: »
    There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist
    mink_man wrote: »
    ginger pubes..lets all point and laugh! :pac:
    mink_man wrote: »
    bad cough there....

    Cccccccombo breaker...


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  • #67
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I thought this thread was gunna be the announcement of a new forum (Beards.ie) where only bearded boardsies (Beardsies) are allowed in!


  • #68
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Bah, I'd love to have proper facial hair except it only grows on one side of my face while the other side has the odd pube here & there.

    Stupid hormones!


  • #69
    orlyice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 222 ✭✭orlyice


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    I like giving the birds something to hang on to...

    Woof..


    If you're under 25 you probably wont get that... *sigh*... I feel old..

    Is this what you mean.



  • #70
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Had a 'proper' one when I was 12.:cool:
    Bum-Fluff when I was 11, then I started shaving at 12 and I was all stubbly.:D

    Now, 15, full-grown beard. It gets me places(drink:p) and teh gurlz constantly want to rub it and in some cases hug it, oh the power of the beard.:pac:


  • #71
    drdeadlift
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,189 ✭✭✭drdeadlift


    baz2009 wrote: »
    Had a 'proper' one when I was 12.:cool:
    Bum-Fluff when I was 11, then I started shaving at 12 and I was all stubbly.:D

    Now, 15, full-grown beard. It gets me places(drink:p) and teh gurlz constantly want to rub it and in some cases hug it, oh the power of the beard.:pac:

    aww god bless


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  • #72
    ph3n0m666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 64 ✭✭ph3n0m666


    Ah beards - sometimes you can get mistaken for celebreties - which one is Brian Blessed and which one is me :)

    http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs424.ash1/23466_428742612941_665182941_5437004_6115802_n.jpg

    http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v645/166/6/665182941/n665182941_2176897_7806.jpg


  • #73
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    ph3n0m666 wrote: »
    Ah beards - sometimes you can get mistaken for celebreties - which one is Brian Blessed and which one is me :)

    Heh, nice! So, hows the lumberjack business going? :pac:


  • #74
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,324 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    ph3n0m666 wrote: »
    Ah beards - sometimes you can get mistaken for celebrities

    True


  • #75
    ph3n0m666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 64 ✭✭ph3n0m666


    The Master wrote: »
    True


    few more years and then I can join that gallery of manly men


    in the mean time, the lumberjack business will keep going, although the bra, suspenders and high heels are killing me at the moment


  • #76
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,324 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    ph3n0m666 wrote: »
    few more years and then I can join that gallery of manly men


    in the mean time, the lumberjack business will keep going, although the bra, suspenders and high heels are killing me at the moment

    :p

    Sadly that reference will be wasted on most people who read this


  • #77
    Waterloo Sunset
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭Waterloo Sunset


    Stubble FTW!

    There is something rather nice about traces of beardage... it's all manly :)

    Also looks handy for chin stroking during thinking. I used to borrow my friends' beardy chins to see if it aided the thinking process.


  • #78
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Waterloo Sunset wrote: »
    Stubble FTW!

    Heh, while the wimmen love seeing it in the movies or TV unless you have a jaw that can cut glass she'll be disgusted at the sight of you and confuse you for the local beggar.


  • #79
    Waterloo Sunset
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭Waterloo Sunset


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Heh, while the wimmen love seeing it in the movies or TV unless you have a jaw that can cut glass she'll be disgusted at the sight of you and confuse you for the local beggar.

    There is an acceptable level of stubbly-ness. Desperate Dan territory would be too far!


  • #80
    ph3n0m666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 64 ✭✭ph3n0m666


    The Master wrote: »
    :p

    Sadly that reference will be wasted on most people who read this

    then we shall correct that, through the mystic art of education

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clPYfaTvHT0


  • #81
    Le King
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,092 ✭✭✭Le King


    A beard is a beard. That is all.


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  • #82
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Osu wrote: »
    A beard is a beard. That is all.

    Very gooooooood. Here have a cookie.


  • #83
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    drdeadlift wrote: »
    aww god bless

    Did I sneeze or what?


  • #84
    Swampy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭Swampy


    How about from a male perspective regarding female minge beards?

    Groomed, shaven or au natureal?


  • #85
    jennytightlips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 121 ✭✭jennytightlips


    real proper beards all the way for me...:cool:


  • #86
    Freyja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭Freyja


    Depends on the man and how he carries it......Only been with 1 man (out of ??) that it suited and I loved his beard, hated it when he shaved it off.

    Handlebar Moustaches...god no:eek:


  • #87
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,315 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    I tend to just shave every few months. TBH the only reason I shave at all is so I'm not confused for a socialist, I can handle being mistaken for a paedo, that doesn't bother me nearly as much.


  • #88
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Real reason why men have beards: laziness.

    C'mon admit it. Well, that's my excuse. And I don't like the feeling that I need to stick my face over a boiling kettle everytime I do shave.....cos I don't! Haha!


  • #89
    The Agogo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 834 ✭✭✭The Agogo


    Freyja wrote: »
    Depends on the man and how he carries it......Only been with 1 man (out of ??) that it suited and I loved his beard, hated it when he shaved it off.

    Handlebar Moustaches...god no:eek:

    The Master won't like that...


  • #90
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Has this thread something to do with unions? If so I'm anti-union.


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  • #91
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Confab wrote: »
    Has this thread something to do with unions? If so I'm anti-union.

    Surprise Surprise:rolleyes:


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