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Beards

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  • #32
    MaybeLogic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    Mr.Applepie wrote: »
    Beards are awesome. Any man who doesn't want a beard is one of two things:

    A) Not rugged enough to grow one
    B) A metrosexual (this is the worst kind of sexual)

    C) Averse to beard-rash.


  • #33
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Every week.....

    Do I look pretty in my new beard?


  • #34
    Trashbat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭Trashbat


    NothingMan wrote: »
    My gf likes me clean shaven and fresh faced,


    The real test of Manlieness is to completely ignore what your gf likes or wants*

    *note: Completely Ignoring girlfriends needs and wants, while manly, may lead to cases of extreme lonliness


  • #35
    NothingMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Trashbat wrote: »
    The real test of Manlieness is to completely ignore what your gf likes or wants*

    *note: Completely Ignoring girlfriends needs and wants, while manly, may lead to cases of extreme lonliness


    It is fun to annoy the gf. Part of the reason I was growing my hair long. Then I went to the barbers and asked her to keep the length and neaten it up, and she somehow heard "short back & sides". Feckin women never listen. Now my gf thinks I did it for her!!! If she thinks she has too much control I'll never get her to do that thing I like.


  • #36
    General Zod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    Zod has a moustache and beard, do you dare knock it?


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  • #37
    Mr.Applepie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭Mr.Applepie


    MaybeLogic wrote: »
    C) Averse to beard-rash.

    That sounds very like something a metrosexual would say ;)


  • #38
    drdeadlift
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,189 ✭✭✭drdeadlift


    mots like beards


  • #39
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    "Beard" is latin for "awesome faced manly man with a HUGE penis!!!"

    So what does that tell you?


  • #40
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Sofaspud wrote: »
    "Beard" is latin for "awesome faced manly man with a HUGE penis!!!"

    So what does that tell you?

    That I don't want a 'beard' coming anywhere near my face now.


  • #41
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,815 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    *cough*

    :pac:


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  • #42
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I grew a goatee after getting my chin cut in an accident, grew it for 2 years without trimming it, now i grow a goatee for 4-6 months then go clean shaven for a few weeks.


  • #43
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Pogonophobia is the fear of beards. So now.


  • #44
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    furthest ive went is a goatee, made me look like roy keane so i shaved it off


  • #45
    Contessa Raven
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Contessa Raven


    I love beards on men! I very rarely find bare faced men attractive. I think it's because no beard says "pre-pubescent boy".

    Manly men ftw! :D


  • #46
    dylano_k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Its Beardfacé Damit !!



  • #47
    conorhal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,086 ✭✭✭conorhal


    I'd give it a go, but I'm a little afraid that I might get mistaken for a SIPTU offical and have the crap beaten outa me.... :p


  • #48
    whadabouchasir
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭whadabouchasir


    conorhal wrote: »
    I'd give it a go, but I'm a little afraid that I might get mistaken for a SIPTU offical and have the crap beaten outa me.... :p
    Well it would be an honest mistake.


  • #49
    00112984
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    As a woman, have to say a beard on a man is a big turn-on.

    A proper beard, that is. None of that poncey goatee ****e. Anything that needs to be groomed/"designed" is out.


  • #50
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    They are for pedophiles and people who use linux.

    i have a beard now.

    I dont use linux you son of a ...!!

    Linux.. the shame

    She hates the beard.. im useing the excuse that the bathroom is been retiled, so ill drag out the job as long as i can and get a nice beard started. She'll need a chainsaw to remove it..

    .. mind you, knowing her she will use the chainsaw alright, but just remove my head.

    Its wuicker and will solve 2 problems in one for her :pac:


  • #51
    NothingMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    00112984 wrote: »
    As a woman, have to say a beard on a man is a big turn-out.

    I was under the illusion that turns (in this context) were either on or off, could you tell me if a turn out is a possitive or negative thing, or do a lot of people just turn up when a beardy man is around?


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  • #52
    00112984
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    NothingMan wrote: »
    do a lot of people just turn up when a beardy man is around?

    Only beard-haters.

    We're here;
    we're clear;
    we don't want anymore beards


  • #53
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    NothingMan wrote: »
    I was under the illusion that turns (in this context) were either on or off, could you tell me if a turn out is a possitive or negative thing, or do a lot of people just turn up when a beardy man is around?

    It does happen. Wherever I go, people seem to be there!

    Some even want to stroke my beard.


  • #54
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,214 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    I don't recall ever setting out to "grow a beard" - more likely to be a case of "why did that kid start crying? Oh. " :o

    In its pure form, fascism is the sum total of all irrational reactions of the average human character.

    ― Wilhelm Reich



  • #55
    goingpostal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 858 ✭✭✭goingpostal


    I think any man that can grow a decent beard has an obligation to do so. A friend of mine and my brother would love to grow a beard but all they can manage, even with their best effort, is a kind of wispy, girly-beard. After about 4 weeks, my face is like a big bushy briar. My message to women is: Love Me, Love the Big-Bushy-Briar-Face. Baby. Or stick with your girly-girl man and his sissy baby-butt-smooth face.


  • #56
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    I grew a goatee around 3 years ago and have kept it ever since. I like it cos I have an oval face with a high forehead so it takes the general jimmy Carr-ish look off me! Only annoying thing about it is it tends to go ginger when it gets long. :o


  • #57
    AllInOne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭AllInOne


    Beards are incredibly sexy. All men should grow them. They make men look so much older and sophisticated. :P Beards = yay.


  • #58
    nehpets10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 80 ✭✭nehpets10


    I am not into beards at all.


  • #59
    Bob the Seducer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Bob the Seducer


    Wasn't allowed to grow one in school, I've barely seen my chin since I was 17. Beard, goatee, tache and goatee, I've done it all at this stage.


  • #60
    Jammyc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,979 ✭✭✭Jammyc


    tendandtracer wrote: »
    beards.jpg

    From last week's competition.


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  • #61
    MardiB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 249 ✭✭MardiB


    Nothing turns me on more than a guy with a beard who still has bits of his breakfast in it, yum!


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