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Beards

  • 08-04-2010 02:26AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭


    So what do you think of people with beards?

    Are they trying to hide something?

    And what do the ladies think of them, are they a turn off or turn on?


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,267 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    They are for pedophiles and people who use linux.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Grew one myself two summers ago..... and I still shudder when I see the photographs!!!:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 229 ✭✭andy winter


    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4B6BR9aWHAk/SH2ILGmbNQI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/NwS1iFsSfCw/s400/World's%2BLargest%2BBeard%2BMen%2B5.jpg

    would you trust this guy with your kid?

    or ladies, would you let this guy go down south on you?
    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭smellslikeshoes




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Have a beard or don't. Simple as really, the rest is just facial ****


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,731 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Went as far as having a goatee a few years ago...never again:p

    Prefer my face to be smooth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 993 ✭✭✭pajodublin


    beards are great :)
    Shaved mine yesterday, and will let it grow til it gets out of control again

    Now im now talking being able to stroke it 3 inches below me chin
    Basically overgrown face and neck hair thats not too "BEARDY"

    I dont know about women, but me cats certainly love it :):)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    They are for pedophiles and people who use linux.

    I've heard that people with beards like Kick Ass.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,267 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    DazMarz wrote: »
    Grew one myself two summers ago

    Strangely enough Maddie McCann went missing two summers ago. I told ye.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭leedsfan88


    I've heard that people with beards like Kick Ass.

    so you've been reading the daily mail have you? its all lies...but kick ass is great, even awesome


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    They are for pedophiles and people who use linux.

    Just like Joseph Fritzl says..... life is easier without windows.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    As long as they aren't a woman...I couldn't care less whether someone has a beard or not.

    Women with beards give me a rash.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    They are for pedophiles and people who use linux.

    Hey now, I have a beard and I'm only one of those things.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 229 ✭✭andy winter


    Hank_Jones wrote: »
    As long as they aren't a woman...I couldn't care less whether someone has a beard or not.

    Women with beards give me a rash.

    prepare to itch....:)


    http://www.kitschy-kitschy-coo.com/uploaded_images/i-made-you-a-beard-785426.jpg


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    I wish I could grow a beard, so far all my efforts have been fluffy... grr.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    DazMarz wrote: »
    Grew one myself two summers ago..... and I still shudder when I see the photographs!!!:(
    Strangely enough Maddie McCann went missing two summers ago. I told ye.



    Argh!!! Bollocks!!! I've been caught!!!!:(:D;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,661 ✭✭✭✭Helix


    every time this comes up i say the same thing, because im right... real men have beards

    fact

    theres no argueing with it. its a simple life truth


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 120 ✭✭mayoman ngalway


    I have a goatee, its hiding my age!!

    with it I look my age, 30.

    with out I look about 14.

    +my wife love it!!!!
    she says it tickles ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 229 ✭✭andy winter


    I'd be more worried if she was asking you to shave it all the time, since you say you look 14 :eek: :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 888 ✭✭✭quicklickpaddy


    Is this only big fook off beards?

    What aboot a nice tidy beard... 2 blade and no tash? Does that make me a paedophile? :o


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭Trashbat


    I was under the impression that the only people who didn't have beards were those who cant grow one properly.

    Beards are Awesome, and manly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    I like giving the birds something to hang on to...

    Woof..


    If you're under 25 you probably wont get that... *sigh*... I feel old..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,847 ✭✭✭speedboatchase


    I have a beard and it's awesome. It's a 2/3 blade and looks fairly tidy and suits me a lot better than without - gf loves it too :cool: Don't know why if you have a beard people automatically picture Santa or a Trade Union representative


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    They are for pedophiles and people who use linux.

    You could have saved time by just saying "they are for people who use linux".


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,704 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Beards.ie - Now ye're hairy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    I have a goatee, its hiding my age!!

    with it I look my age, 30.

    with out I look about 14.

    +my wife love it!!!!
    she says it tickles ;)


    yeah yeah you only have a goatee becuase your face is boring and you wanted to make a your self stand out :p

    rough shaven for the win :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    I like giving the birds something to hang on to...

    Woof..


    If you're under 25 you probably wont get that... *sigh*... I feel old..

    She's got a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I always grow a beard for winter, no point letting that free insulation go to waste. I was a bit premature in shaving it this year it's awful going back to clean shaven on a cold day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭Mr.Applepie


    Beards are awesome. Any man who doesn't want a beard is one of two things:

    A) Not rugged enough to grow one
    B) A metrosexual (this is the worst kind of sexual)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    I haven't shaved in about a week and from a distance I might look stubbly, but up close you can see it's just really sparse and light hair. My gf likes me clean shaven and fresh faced, probably cos I do look about 16, the durrty b1tch.


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