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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    it's simple really...just copy other millionaires ideas, which have been done in other countries....well it's not simple but ya get me? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,900 ✭✭✭InTheTrees


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Quango's is where it's at,

    or a ponzi...

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Send me your account details and i'll lodge some money in it for you. I promise.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    Befriend a nerd and when his website blows and makes him millions up claim he stole your idea then sit back and wait for the settlement :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    PaulieC wrote: »
    Befriend a nerd and when his website blows and makes him millions up claim he stole your idea then sit back and wait for the settlement :pac:

    That didn't work for Jesse Eisenberg's mates though, did it?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,499 ✭✭✭Sabre0001




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    goat2 wrote: »
    borrow money from bank, buy land, build as many houses as you can on it as fast as you can, dont worry if you cannot pay back, nama will look after you, you will not have to worry you will get more than you need

    sweet gaysus only if you are politically linked otherwise poverty, debt and risk of jail like the rest of us


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43 ken2010


    this fella seems to of had his **** together legend.....

    From The London Times: A Well-Planned Retirement
    A perfect example of government mismanagement.

    Outside England 's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, it's parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were for cars (£1.40), for buses (about £7).
    Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day off work, he just didn't show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.
    The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo's own responsibility.
    The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.
    The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.
    Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy ... is a man who'd apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own, and then, had simply begun to show up every day, to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day -- for 25 years.
    Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds ... and no one even knows his name.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    That didn't work for Jesse Eisenberg's mates though, did it?

    The actor :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,401 ✭✭✭Royal Irish


    The Euro Millions jackpot is 100m this Friday. Go into a shop and ask for a winning ticket. If it doesnt win, bring it back to the shop and get a refund for them breaching your consumer rights as they didnt give you the product you asked for. Obviously they will refuse to give you a refund, and thats when you sue them for post traumatic stress. Ka Ching!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭Nemanja91


    Pyramid schemes!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Hows this sound?

    Firstly i become a male prostitute and get enough money together to go to LA.
    Then i get a rep as the best man-whore in town.
    After a while i will do the rounds with all the famous Women, Angelina, Aniston, Megan Fox etc etc etc. When i have enough of them done i will sell my story to the press for a mint!

    Can;t fail in my opinion.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Check your email..

    If you're lucky the president of Nigeria's main bank will know your old deceased cousin who has €10,000,000 stuck in the bank over there.

    For a small fee he'll cover the transfer costs of this money to your Irish account.

    Sound he is.


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