Get rich quick scheme...

Guill

I'm tired of living on the line so i have decided to get rich.
Can i have someones get rich quick scheme please.
thanks.

Biggins

Become a TD!
Loads of pay for feck all. Hit the top and there is drinks in it too!

Mr Benevolent

Biggins wrote: »

Become a TD!
Loads of pay for feck all. Hit the top and there is drinks in it too!

Hang on, aren't you planning on becoming a TD?

galwayrush

Government Quango's is where it's at, no work involved because they won't listen to whatever you come up with anyways, but it pays extremely well..:rolleyes:

KeithM89_old

Bet all you have on red

galwayrush

Confab wrote: »

Hang on, aren't you planning on becoming a TD?

He's donating half his salary to a worthy cause, i have given him my bank details already.;)

Sea Sharp

Become a mugger by day, man-whore by night.

Biggins

Confab wrote: »

Hang on, aren't you planning on becoming a TD?

Yes, I will that that question under advisement and get back to you in the appropriate time with an adequate response based on full details not at hand to myself at present.

Thank you for your inquiry,

Sincerely,

Biggins.

Scuid Mhór

Guill wrote: »

I'm tired of living on the line so i have decided to get rich.
Can i have someones get rich quick scheme please.
thanks.

c'mon man we all know how to make money easy and fast. your spam email folder is just one click away...

Bog

Something about gnomes, underpants and profit.

Bonito

Jamaican Lottery.

Kasabian

Confab wrote: »

Hang on, aren't you planning on becoming a TD?

All his ideas and policies will come from AH. Jesus we are fcuked :pac:

AnonoBoy

I got a get rich quick scheme for you. Not one of those shady pyramid schemes you've been hearing about either.

No Sir!

Our model is the trapezoid!

Guill

trapazoid ou say.....

galwayrush

Biggins wrote: »

Yes, I will that that question under advisement and get back to you in the appropriate time with an adequate response based on full details not at hand to myself at present.

Thank you for your inquiry,

Sincerely,

Biggins.

You forgot to start off with.. In the context of...........

Mr Benevolent

Kasabian wrote: »

All his ideas and policies will come from AH. Jesus we are fcuked :pac:

Nah I think he'd be good, cutting through red tape and Biffo's jugular.

Scuid Mhór

Kasabian wrote: »

All his ideas and policies will come from AH. Jesus we are fcuked :pac:

sometimes you gotta think outside the box to succeed.

Kasabian

Giant Squid wrote: »

sometimes you gotta think outside the box to succeed.

But most of the thinking that goes on here involves being out of your box

Mr Benevolent

Kasabian wrote: »

But most of the thinking that goes on here involves being out of your box

Or inside someone else's.

SeaFields

galwayrush wrote: »

You forgot to start off with.. In the context of...........

...our position going forward we must place ourselves in the best possible position. This will require some very difficult decisions being made but the overall objective is to improve our current standing. Overall we envisage an improvement in our situation once these difficult decisions have been made. WE can certainly listen to the suggestions of others but we, and we alone, must make this decision...

Biggins' response to being asked what he wants by the bartender in the Dáil bar....going forward

Biggins

galwayrush wrote: »

You forgot to start off with.. In the context of...........

I wish to acknowledge your critical analysis of my response and in the context of it shall be forthwith reviewing my grammatical verbilisating and textual replies to my fellow possible future constituents in a favourable light and with graciousness.

Thank you for your support.

Your Sincerely,

Biggins.

Guill

Well if i have to talk like that all the time, thats politics out.

Kasabian

Biggins wrote: »

I wish to acknowledge your critical analysis of my response and in the context of it shall be forthwith reviewing my grammatical verbilisating and textual replies to my fellow possible future constituents in a favourable light and with graciousness.

Thank you for your support.

Your Sincerely,

Biggins.

Canvassing fail. You're no better than the lot that are there.

The Aussie

the latest pyramid scheme doing the rounds is called The Shopping Genie, destined to end in tears for all but the top people, but im sure they will promise you to get rich quick...

Biggins

Kasabian wrote: »

Canvassing fail. You're no better than the lot that are there.

Aaa... you like me really! Come here and give me a big sloppy kiss!

Voodoomelon

Step 1: Stick bogroll up change chute in vending machine.
Step 2: Return a week later and collect winnings.

sligopark

why not take the tip of becoming a tax payer raping TD bast*rd?

Not content with too much pay and too many fingers in all the pots why not be like that Ol' will I'm Allright - throw in a few years courtesy of daddy between college and having babies and get a €31K pension for life out of 8 years flighty non involvement in politics

political bankster class

hard to beat

(thats why we need direct protest)

marcsignal

I was going to suggest prostitution OP, but it looks like Biggins got that one in before me :pac:

Biggins wrote: »

Become a TD!
Loads of pay for feck all. Hit the top and there is drinks in it too!

Mr Benevolent

Biggins wrote: »

Aaa... you like me really! Come here and give me a big sloppy kiss!

Biggins for Taoiseach. You have my vote*

*Mumble mumble backhander mumble jobs for the boys mumble mercedes mumble i'll scratch your back etc etc i never said anything of the sort...

sligopark

marcsignal wrote: »

I was going to suggest prostitution OP, but it looks like Biggins got that one in before me :pac:

prostitution of Biffo and his bankster buds - like old style - pants pulled down, locked into stocks and pervs from all round the world called in and allowed time off jail terms to do the nasty to them publicly?

Raze_them_all

Op I have the perfect get rich scheme for you...and anybody else interested....for anybody who's interested...Just send me a euro and i will reveal it to you.

mink_man

it's simple really...just copy other millionaires ideas, which have been done in other countries....well it's not simple but ya get me?

InTheTrees

galwayrush wrote: »

Quango's is where it's at,

or a ponzi...

:pac:

Super-Rush

Send me your account details and i'll lodge some money in it for you. I promise.

D'Agger

Befriend a nerd and when his website blows and makes him millions up claim he stole your idea then sit back and wait for the settlement :pac:

AnonoBoy

PaulieC wrote: »

Befriend a nerd and when his website blows and makes him millions up claim he stole your idea then sit back and wait for the settlement :pac:

That didn't work for Jesse Eisenberg's mates though, did it?

Sabre0001

Easy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjj8eMNxivM

sligopark

goat2 wrote: »

borrow money from bank, buy land, build as many houses as you can on it as fast as you can, dont worry if you cannot pay back, nama will look after you, you will not have to worry you will get more than you need

sweet gaysus only if you are politically linked otherwise poverty, debt and risk of jail like the rest of us

ken2010

this fella seems to of had his **** together legend.....

From The London Times: A Well-Planned Retirement
A perfect example of government mismanagement.

Outside England 's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, it's parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were for cars (£1.40), for buses (about £7).
Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day off work, he just didn't show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.
The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo's own responsibility.
The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.
The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.
Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy ... is a man who'd apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own, and then, had simply begun to show up every day, to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day -- for 25 years.
Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds ... and no one even knows his name.

D'Agger

AnonoBoy wrote: »

That didn't work for Jesse Eisenberg's mates though, did it?

The actor

Royal Irish

The Euro Millions jackpot is 100m this Friday. Go into a shop and ask for a winning ticket. If it doesnt win, bring it back to the shop and get a refund for them breaching your consumer rights as they didnt give you the product you asked for. Obviously they will refuse to give you a refund, and thats when you sue them for post traumatic stress. Ka Ching!!

Nemanja91

Pyramid schemes!

Guill

Hows this sound?

Firstly i become a male prostitute and get enough money together to go to LA.
Then i get a rep as the best man-whore in town.
After a while i will do the rounds with all the famous Women, Angelina, Aniston, Megan Fox etc etc etc. When i have enough of them done i will sell my story to the press for a mint!

Can;t fail in my opinion.

Sykk

Check your email..

If you're lucky the president of Nigeria's main bank will know your old deceased cousin who has €10,000,000 stuck in the bank over there.

For a small fee he'll cover the transfer costs of this money to your Irish account.

Sound he is.