Get rich quick scheme...

Guill · 29-09-2010 10:15PM #1

I'm tired of living on the line so i have decided to get rich.
Can i have someones get rich quick scheme please.
thanks.

Biggins · 29-09-2010 10:16PM

Become a TD!
Loads of pay for feck all. Hit the top and there is drinks in it too!

Mr Benevolent · 29-09-2010 10:17PM

Biggins wrote: »

Become a TD!
Loads of pay for feck all. Hit the top and there is drinks in it too!

Hang on, aren't you planning on becoming a TD?

galwayrush · 29-09-2010 10:17PM

Government Quango's is where it's at, no work involved because they won't listen to whatever you come up with anyways, but it pays extremely well..:rolleyes:

KeithM89_old · 29-09-2010 10:17PM

Bet all you have on red

galwayrush · 29-09-2010 10:18PM

Confab wrote: »

Hang on, aren't you planning on becoming a TD?

He's donating half his salary to a worthy cause, i have given him my bank details already.;)

Sea Sharp · 29-09-2010 10:18PM

Become a mugger by day, man-whore by night.

Biggins · 29-09-2010 10:20PM

Confab wrote: »

Hang on, aren't you planning on becoming a TD?

Yes, I will that that question under advisement and get back to you in the appropriate time with an adequate response based on full details not at hand to myself at present.

Thank you for your inquiry,

Sincerely,

Biggins.

Scuid Mhór · 29-09-2010 10:20PM

Guill wrote: »

I'm tired of living on the line so i have decided to get rich.
Can i have someones get rich quick scheme please.
thanks.

c'mon man we all know how to make money easy and fast. your spam email folder is just one click away...

Bog · 29-09-2010 10:20PM

Something about gnomes, underpants and profit.

Bonito · 29-09-2010 10:21PM

Jamaican Lottery.

Kasabian · 29-09-2010 10:21PM

Confab wrote: »

Hang on, aren't you planning on becoming a TD?

All his ideas and policies will come from AH. Jesus we are fcuked :pac:

AnonoBoy · 29-09-2010 10:21PM

I got a get rich quick scheme for you. Not one of those shady pyramid schemes you've been hearing about either.

No Sir!

Our model is the trapezoid!

Guill · 29-09-2010 10:21PM

trapazoid ou say.....

galwayrush · 29-09-2010 10:22PM

Biggins wrote: »

Yes, I will that that question under advisement and get back to you in the appropriate time with an adequate response based on full details not at hand to myself at present.

Thank you for your inquiry,

Sincerely,

Biggins.

You forgot to start off with.. In the context of...........

Mr Benevolent · 29-09-2010 10:22PM

Kasabian wrote: »

All his ideas and policies will come from AH. Jesus we are fcuked :pac:

Nah I think he'd be good, cutting through red tape and Biffo's jugular.

Scuid Mhór · 29-09-2010 10:24PM

Kasabian wrote: »

All his ideas and policies will come from AH. Jesus we are fcuked :pac:

sometimes you gotta think outside the box to succeed.

Kasabian · 29-09-2010 10:25PM

Giant Squid wrote: »

sometimes you gotta think outside the box to succeed.

But most of the thinking that goes on here involves being out of your box

Mr Benevolent · 29-09-2010 10:25PM

Kasabian wrote: »

But most of the thinking that goes on here involves being out of your box

Or inside someone else's.

SeaFields · 29-09-2010 10:28PM

galwayrush wrote: »

You forgot to start off with.. In the context of...........

...our position going forward we must place ourselves in the best possible position. This will require some very difficult decisions being made but the overall objective is to improve our current standing. Overall we envisage an improvement in our situation once these difficult decisions have been made. WE can certainly listen to the suggestions of others but we, and we alone, must make this decision...

Biggins' response to being asked what he wants by the bartender in the Dáil bar....going forward

Biggins · 29-09-2010 10:29PM

galwayrush wrote: »

You forgot to start off with.. In the context of...........

I wish to acknowledge your critical analysis of my response and in the context of it

shall be forthwith reviewing my grammatical verbilisating and textual replies to my fellow possible future constituents in a favourable light and with graciousness.

Thank you for your support.

Your Sincerely,

Biggins.

Guill · 29-09-2010 10:32PM

Well if i have to talk like that all the time, thats politics out.

Kasabian · 29-09-2010 10:32PM

Biggins wrote: »

I wish to acknowledge your critical analysis of my response and in the context of it shall be forthwith reviewing my grammatical verbilisating and textual replies to my fellow possible future constituents in a favourable light and with graciousness.

Thank you for your support.

Your Sincerely,

Biggins.

Canvassing fail. You're no better than the lot that are there.

The Aussie · 29-09-2010 10:36PM

the latest pyramid scheme doing the rounds is called The Shopping Genie, destined to end in tears for all but the top people, but im sure they will promise you to get rich quick...

Biggins · 29-09-2010 10:36PM

Kasabian wrote: »

Canvassing fail. You're no better than the lot that are there.

Aaa... you like me really! Come here and give me a big sloppy kiss!

Voodoomelon · 29-09-2010 10:36PM

Step 1: Stick bogroll up change chute in vending machine.
Step 2: Return a week later and collect winnings.

sligopark · 29-09-2010 10:37PM

why not take the tip of becoming a tax payer raping TD bast*rd?

Not content with too much pay and too many fingers in all the pots why not be like that Ol' will I'm Allright - throw in a few years courtesy of daddy between college and having babies and get a €31K pension for life out of 8 years flighty non involvement in politics

political bankster class

hard to beat

(thats why we need direct protest)

marcsignal · 29-09-2010 10:42PM

I was going to suggest prostitution OP, but it looks like Biggins got that one in before me :pac:

Biggins wrote: »

Become a TD!
Loads of pay for feck all. Hit the top and there is drinks in it too!

Mr Benevolent · 29-09-2010 10:43PM

Biggins wrote: »

Aaa... you like me really! Come here and give me a big sloppy kiss!

Biggins for Taoiseach. You have my vote*

*Mumble mumble backhander mumble jobs for the boys mumble mercedes mumble i'll scratch your back etc etc i never said anything of the sort...

sligopark · 29-09-2010 10:48PM

marcsignal wrote: »

I was going to suggest prostitution OP, but it looks like Biggins got that one in before me :pac:

prostitution of Biffo and his bankster buds - like old style - pants pulled down, locked into stocks and pervs from all round the world called in and allowed time off jail terms to do the nasty to them publicly?

Raze_them_all · 29-09-2010 10:51PM

Op I have the perfect get rich scheme for you...and anybody else interested....for anybody who's interested...Just send me a euro and i will reveal it to you.

Get rich quick scheme...

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