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RolandIRL · 16-09-2010 01:29AM

MidlandsM is the devil in disguise

MidlandsM · 16-09-2010 07:20PM

.....snorts dried up charred and crushed banana skins.
He swears he can smell Jamaica of them.

lil'bug · 17-09-2010 10:44PM

MidlandsM has a large and varied collection off lei's and grass skirts

Matt Holck · 18-09-2010 01:36AM

lilbug is not a bug at all but part of a secrete monitoring group known as them

Poor Uncle Tom · 18-09-2010 09:50AM

Matt, the closet cruciverbalism nightmare comes true:
My
Ass
Took
The
House
Over
Like
Clarke
Kent

MidlandsM · 18-09-2010 02:57PM

...........watches old episodes of Matlock over and over and over ....his last wife left him over this stange TV addiction. He also watches old episodes of the "Golden Girls" and get quite aroused by them.

Fago! · 18-09-2010 04:20PM

Midlands like to eat scrambled cream eggs!

Squarewave · 18-09-2010 04:38PM

Fago puts spiders in your mouth while you sleep!

MidlandsM · 18-09-2010 07:54PM

.....scares away his sexual partners by excreting a strange smelly oily substance from his armpits during the limited foreplay he does.

aaronjumper · 23-09-2010 08:17AM

MidlandsM is a computer virus, programmed to build strip clubs wherever a specsavers is located in order for ugly women to have just as much opportunity for work.

splashthecash · 23-09-2010 10:00AM

aaronjumper likes the smell of napalm in the morning....he says it smells like.....napalm

MidlandsM · 23-09-2010 05:01PM

...........prints his own €60 notes.

splashthecash · 23-09-2010 05:29PM

MidlandsM is trapped in a glass case of emotion

MidlandsM · 23-09-2010 05:51PM

....donates to his local sperm bank under the name Brian Cowan.

Star Lord · 23-09-2010 06:16PM

... makes withdrawals from said sperm bank.

MidlandsM · 23-09-2010 07:29PM

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

... makes withdrawals from said sperm bank.

...furiously **** to pics of bertie ahern nightly.:D

aaronjumper · 23-09-2010 09:06PM

. . . takes pics of bertie and posts them on the internet

RolandIRL · 23-09-2010 11:58PM

aaronjumper wears no jumpers :eek:

MidlandsM · 24-09-2010 10:16AM

...has no spine.

Banjo Fella · 24-09-2010 10:36AM

MidlandsM lives in a house constructed out of empty egg cartons and loose Barbie body parts. The central heating is powered by a furnace that can burn up to 5000 Youth Defence Ireland leaflets per day.

Star Lord · 24-09-2010 12:08PM

His banjo is actually a ukelele

RolandIRL · 24-09-2010 12:18PM

DamoElDiablo is actually a dame in disguise :eek:

Star Lord · 24-09-2010 12:39PM

Has tried to lure me into bed on several occasions

MidlandsM · 24-09-2010 01:29PM

....likes to make belly button fluff sambos.

RolandIRL · 24-09-2010 01:41PM

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Has tried to lure me into bed on several occasions

this is the baseless lies thread, not the truth telling thread

MidlandsM eats donkeys for breakfast

aaronjumper · 24-09-2010 02:10PM

. . . injects cows with a chemical that increases their intelligence because he wants them to take over the world

Matt Holck · 24-09-2010 03:39PM

plays the "Magic, the gathering" trading card game

MidlandsM · 24-09-2010 07:44PM

...sucks big one's at the special parties he attends in San Diego.

You know the kind.

JONJO THE MISER · 25-09-2010 03:47AM

Stole a packet of lime jelly and a packet of bon bons from the local centra last night.

lil'bug · 25-09-2010 06:39PM

does not believe in custard

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