Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

corkfein · 26-09-2010 8:53pm

lil bug went skinny dippin with brian cowen last nite.

Nailz · 26-09-2010 10:21pm

Doubts Bill Hicks' existence.

Star Lord · 27-09-2010 9:26am

Doubts his own existence, as he has never met himself in person

Nailz · 27-09-2010 11:20am

Dreams about sex with Tom Cruis.

Paddy Samurai · 29-09-2010 1:31pm

Nailz's favourite food is yougurt covered pine cones.

aaronjumper · 01-10-2010 8:14pm

. . . likes the Backstreet Boys but hates all other boybands

lil'bug · 01-10-2010 10:23pm

was in the backstreet boys

star.chaser · 26-10-2010 10:24am

lil'bugs favourite munch is a peanutbutter and toejam sambo

marko93 · 26-10-2010 4:10pm

star.chaser loves Jedward

Rubecula · 26-10-2010 6:42pm

Marko is the brother Jedward used to keep in the cellar.

lil'bug · 26-10-2010 9:19pm

Rubecula likes to lick stranger's elbows

Matt Holck · 26-10-2010 9:45pm

lil'bug is overtly complex

lil'bug · 26-10-2010 10:30pm

Matt Holck is simple

Matt Holck · 27-10-2010 12:10am

lil'bug is Klaus Nomi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFaZyHxQGYQ

star.chaser · 27-10-2010 10:24am

matt holcks role model is papa smurf

lil'bug · 27-10-2010 1:56pm

star.chaser snorts smurfs

star.chaser · 29-10-2010 10:28am

lil'bugs lifelong ambition is to visit the set of coronation street and meet his idol "roy cropper"

lil'bug · 29-10-2010 7:09pm

star.chaser is not able to tell the difference between men and women

Poor Uncle Tom · 29-10-2010 7:13pm

lil'bug just fell off a dog's back..

lil'bug · 29-10-2010 9:15pm

Poor Uncle Tom has 1.3billion in an off shore account

skatehead · 29-10-2010 10:32pm

lil bug is a poo pusher who wipes his end on cheek cracks

lil'bug · 30-10-2010 2:09pm

skatehead really is a bmxhead

oh and btw I'M NOT A BLOKE!

Poor Uncle Tom · 30-10-2010 2:46pm

lil'bug is a bloke....:p

lil'bug · 30-10-2010 4:46pm

Poor Uncle Tom makes jigsaw puzzles out of broken Jig saws

Glenster · 02-11-2010 6:05am

lil'bug was that guy, a zookeeper or bird-watcher or summink, in that ad for twixes or kit kats and when he breaks the twix or kit kat and 'has a break' (must have been kit kats then) those hippos or pandas or whatever come out and they've got rollerskates on, old school ones, and they're flipin' and jumpin' around and cartwheels, real Torville and Dean sh*t, but when he's finished his kit kat they skate back into their cave or whatever and he doesnt suspect a thing. ehhhhhh...... anyway the bloke in that ad is you.