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Cinema Antics

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  • 23-09-2010 12:07pm
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    alpha2010
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    I was in the cinema, a while back and it was absolutely packed... typical friday night and me and my boyfriend were sitting near the back. There were a group of travellers sitting behind us, I didn't know this until the end but anyways they kept hitting off my chair, so I turned around to see what the hell they were doing because I knew they weren't kids because it was 18+ film anyways I wish I never did because they were having sex, while the rest of the travellers just pretended nothing was happening and continued watching the film. I was soo shocked and looked like a perv for turning around but honestly didn't think they were having sex thats why I was going to turn around and ask them to stop kicking the chair

    anyways I don't sit at the back anymore.:P whats the weirdest or funniest thing that you have ever seen/done in the cinema ??


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    Sam Vimes
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    pics or GTFO


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    biko
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    Had sex


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    alpha2010
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    biko wrote: »
    Had sex
    in a packed cinema ??


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    Des Carter
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    Did the flies not give you ANY warning?


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    starbelgrade
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    Saturday night at the movies
    Who cares what picture you see?
    When you're hugging with your baby in last row in the balcony


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    abouttobebanned
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    I once filmed a home made porno in a film. tWas grand except for this nosey bitch who kept on putting her head into the shot.


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    Biggins
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    Knocked myself out in one.


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    NothingMan
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    Not as deviant but went with about 5 friends a few weeks back. Just before the film started one decided to have a quick wee. As he was on his way out the last trailer ended making the place pitch black. Then all of a sudden from the entrance aisle we hear a loud THUMP and my mates voice "eughhhghh".

    He had walked directly into the wall. The timing was perfect and everyone laughed.

    Maybe you had to be there.


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    Des Carter
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    abouttobebanned wrote: »
    I once filmed a home made porno in a film. tWas grand except for this nosey bitch who kept on putting her head into the shot.

    trying too hard dude.


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    Uriel.
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    While it's probably not the norm, it's hardly shocking. I've seen/heard it plenty of times before.


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    jimmycrackcorm
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    Isn't that what the back rows are for?


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    PaddyBomb
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    You should have lashed your boyfriend out of it there and then.

    "Anything you can do, we can do better!"


    "Plus, we don't smell...."


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    alpha2010
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Saturday night at the movies
    Who cares what picture you see?
    When you're hugging with your baby in last row in the balcony

    awww I miss that, now my bf actually wants to watch the movie, before we would go just to go. we would walk out and not know what was going on in the movie but now we just shh each other :P


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    Gone Drinking
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    alpha2010 wrote: »
    while the rest of the travllers just pretended nothing was happening

    Doubt they even noticed, seeing as they have to sleep next to it every night..


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    Mint Sauce
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Saturday night at the movies
    Who cares what picture you see?
    When you're hugging with your baby in last row in the balcony

    is that what the young un's are calling it these days

    :eek:


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    alpha2010 wrote: »
    There were a group of travellers sitting behind us, I didn't know this until the end but anyways they kept hitting off my chair, so I turned around to see what the hell they were doing because I knew they weren't kids because it was 18+ film anyways I wish I never did because they were having sex

    Uugh.

    Saddos. Who goes to an over 18s movie with their sister ?


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    alpha2010
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    PaddyBomb wrote: »
    You should have lashed your boyfriend out of it there and then.

    "Anything you can do, we can do better!"
    "Plus, we don't smell...."

    nahh sure they had the back seats covered with there friends, cousins brothers or whatever they were

    we had an old couple next to us. wouldnt of went well :P


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    Snakeblood
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    alpha2010 wrote: »
    I was in the cinema, a while back and it was absolutely packed... typical friday night and me and my boyfriend were sitting near the back. There were a group of travellers sitting behind us, I didn't know this until the end but anyways they kept hitting off my chair, so I turned around to see what the hell they were doing because I knew they weren't kids because it was 18+ film anyways I wish I never did because they were having sex, while the rest of the travllers just pretended nothing was happening and continued watching the film. I was soo shocked and looked like a perv for turning around but honestly didn't think they were having sex thats why I was going to tuen around and ask them to stop kicking the chair

    anyways I don't sit at the back anymore. whats the weirdest or funniest thing that you have ever seen/done in the cinema ??

    At the end of the opening of Last of the Mohicans, Daniel Day Lewis has been hunting a stag through the wilderness. He takes aim, and downs the majestic beast. As soon as that happened, a kid in the front row with a strong dublin accent shouted 'Nice shot Christy!'

    Cinema laughed.


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    starbelgrade
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    Biggins wrote: »
    Knocked myself out in one.

    Were you cracking one off at the time?


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    alpha2010
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    Snakeblood wrote: »
    At the end of the opening of Last of the Mohicans, Daniel Day Lewis has been hunting a stag through the wilderness. He takes aim, and downs the majestic beast. As soon as that happened, a kid in the front row with a strong dublin accent shouted 'Nice shot Christy!'

    Cinema laughed.

    aww thats hilarious :P


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    Sanjuro
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    Was in the cinema watching The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. Foreign film. Subtitles. There was a group of idiotic teenagers a couple of rows back, just there to, I dunno, get out of the sun or whatever. They clearly had no interest in the film. So they were talking and blathering on about whatever teenagers blather on about these days. Bebo or Lady Gagoo or the state of the economy. They're getting louder, taking out crisps and chomping on them just to piss people off and what not. People are asking them to be quiet, but they just shout 'fuck off' and laugh.

    A friend of mine begins to simmer like a pot of water on the stove. On and on the teenagers went. Finally my mate snaps. He bounds out of his seat, hops over about 4 rows of seats, slaps the bag of crisps out of one of the teenager's hands, sending the crisps flying across the theater. He grabs the teenager by the scruff, lifts him out of the seat and yells- 'SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL FUCKING KNOCK THE HEAD OFF YA' and drops the teenager back into his seat.

    Quite the amusing thing to witness during the screening of a foreign-language art film.


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    sensibleken
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    How did you know they were travellers. did they have their special traveller hat on?


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    bonerm
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    sensibleken wrote: »
    How did you know they were travellers. did they have their special traveller hat on?

    They're easy to spot. They were probably making a stink.


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    bonerm
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    Sanjuro wrote: »
    Was in the cinema watching The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. Foreign film. Subtitles. There was a group of idiotic teenagers a couple of rows back, just there to, I dunno, get out of the sun or whatever. They clearly had no interest in the film. So they were talking and blathering on about whatever teenagers blather on about these days. Bebo or Lady Gagoo or the state of the economy. They're getting louder, taking out crisps and chomping on them just to piss people off and what not. People are asking them to be quiet, but they just shout 'fuck off' and laugh.

    A friend of mine begins to simmer like a pot of water on the stove. On and on the teenagers went. Finally my mate snaps. He bounds out of his seat, hops over about 4 rows of seats, slaps the bag of crisps out of one of the teenager's hands, sending the crisps flying across the theater. He grabs the teenager by the scruff, lifts him out of the seat and yells- 'SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL FUCKING KNOCK THE HEAD OFF YA' and drops the teenager back into his seat.

    He'll give himself a stroke if he keeps that up.


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    sensibleken
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    bonerm wrote: »
    They're easy to spot. They were probably making a stink.

    go fúck yourself


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    Sanjuro
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    bonerm wrote: »
    He'll give himself a stroke if he keeps that up.
    The Diving Bell And The Butterfly isn't a porno.


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    bonerm
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    sensibleken wrote: »
    go fúck yourself

    Frightful language! Do you kiss your sister with that mouth?


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    MingulayJohnny
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    Was in a city centre cinema a couple of years ago and just before the film started this old fella sat down beside me on an aisle seat. About ten mins into the film he starts to rock back and forth and tap his foot with varying degrees of intensity. I was right beside him so I didn't want to look at him ( I was imagining the worst ). This continued for another 2-3 mins on and off. I thought this guy was possibly jacking off beside me so I finally turned and looked directly at him or at his trousers at least and thanked god that his flies weren't undone. He just had some sort of a tremor or tick the poor guy.

    I've since stopped going to this cinema lately because of the antics of teenagers and gob****es on their phones. I'll go to Screen or the IFI or just wait for the DVD.


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    alpha2010
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    sensibleken wrote: »
    How did you know they were travellers. did they have their special traveller hat on?

    I didn't know until the end until they started walking down the steps and I could obviously tell then because you can spot a traveller from a mile away. I would of posted the same thread if it wasn't a traveller, what shocked me was that they had sex while the whole cinema was packed like fair enough if there is one or two in the movies :)


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    sensibleken
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    alpha2010 wrote: »
    I didn't know until the end until they started walking down the steps and I could obviously tell then because you can spot a traveller from a mile away. I would of posted the same thread if it wasn't a traveller, what shocked me was that they had sex while the whole cinema was packed like fair enough if there is one or two in the movies :)

    how so, as a matter of interest.


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