Friend hate a date tonight. I put 2 full bulbs of Garlic in his dinner!

brummytom · 18-09-2010 11:07PM

He could just say it's a French dish

Then he looks cultured

rorymcgrory · 18-09-2010 11:09PM

brummytom wrote: »

He could just say it's a French dish

Then he looks cultured

Haha class Tom

rorymcgrory · 18-09-2010 11:11PM

Seriously though folks...what sort of inconsiderate person eats 2 bulbs of garlic before a date?

littlefriend · 18-09-2010 11:11PM

What are you eating Dolmio for - its revolting

ibarelycare · 18-09-2010 11:12PM

rorymcgrory wrote: »

Seriously though folks...what sort of inconsiderate person eats 2 bulbs of garlic before a date?

Someone whose friend is a c*nt

maameeo · 18-09-2010 11:13PM

rorymcgrory wrote: »

That was joke. I think thats actually illegal

unless shes a cow :pac:

starbelgrade · 18-09-2010 11:15PM

littlefriend wrote: »

What are you eating Dolmio for - its revolting

I was thinking the same thing. I wouldn't even put tomatoes in Dolmio - let alone that revolting muck.

rorymcgrory · 18-09-2010 11:20PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I was thinking the same thing. I wouldn't even put tomatoes in Dolmio - let alone that revolting muck.

Yes it really is horrible stuff. Can't stand it.

starbelgrade · 18-09-2010 11:23PM

rorymcgrory wrote: »

Yes it really is horrible stuff. Can't stand it.

Then why did you cook a lasagne with it? You should learn to make a proper ragu sauce... it's really easy. Takes about 10 mins to prepare, The only downside is that it needs to be cooked for about 2 hours.

IamtheWalrus · 18-09-2010 11:25PM

pmcmahon wrote: »

you must have had one bad day

Indeed.

rorymcgrory · 18-09-2010 11:27PM

Yeah I should. My good lady makes a wicked one. Shes away for the week so I have to make do. Back to topic. I sent him a text asking him how date is going. He never mentioned the garlic but said that he cant stop farting....

squod · 18-09-2010 11:45PM

Hope your friend uses your bog tomorrow.

FarmerGreen · 18-09-2010 11:51PM

Should have added some some raw uncooked garlic to it.
You can't smell it yourself, but you really honk of it.

Susannahmia · 19-09-2010 12:24AM

rorymcgrory wrote: »

Hi all,

Just wanted to share this with you as its 10.30 and I still cant stop laughing.

A friend of mine had a date tonight with a girl he met a couple of weeks ago. First date and he seemed real into her.

He phoned earlier on on his way home from work and with my missus being away with kids I said I'd cook him dinner. I was planning on making Lasange anyway.As i was chopping garlic I decided to whack a load of it in. Couldnt stop myself and put a whole two bulbs in!!!!

Was pretty horrilbe stuff and he did say was there much garlic in it as he had a date.To which I replied " its just a hint of it in the jar of sauce. What a goon. My house is still stinking of it , cant imagine what my breath is like, plus im sipping on a few cans of stout here.

Can't wait to hear if he got his nuts...

Thats just mean.... Pure jealousy on your part.

foxinsox · 19-09-2010 01:49AM

Hi all,

So I went on a date tonight....
and OMFG he must have eaten so much garlic.....
the smell was........oh fantastic...

It was like, my dream come true...

The smell of garlic just turns me on soooo much!

We've just got back to his, I haven't told him yet that I used to be a stripper, pole dancer, lapdancer oh and Sports Illustrated cover Girl yet...

I hope he won't mind about my career choice...

He's just washing his teeth!

Fun times ahead

ibarelycare · 19-09-2010 01:53AM

foxinsox wrote: »

Hi all,

So I went on a date tonight....
and OMFG he must have eaten so much garlic.....
the smell was........oh fantastic...

It was like, my dream come true...

The smell of garlic just turns me on soooo much!

We've just got back to his, I haven't told him yet that I used to be a stripper, pole dancer, lapdancer oh and Sports Illustrated cover Girl yet...

I hope he won't mind about my career choice...

He's just washing his teeth!

Fun times ahead

Parody fail (as always)

Oranage2 · 19-09-2010 01:56AM

Pfft..............Garlic!

To really 'punk' him you should have used gone off or raw mince, that would have been seriously funny for about a week.

Son Of A Vidic · 19-09-2010 02:35AM

Are you sure he's your friend? Well if you've ruined his night and he calls around and serves you up a plate of your own teeth. It might just be deserved.

19-09-2010 04:32AM

rorymcgrory wrote: »

My good lady......Shes away for the week so I have to make do.

Now this, this explains everything.

Enjoy your fap. W*nker.

Prof.Badass · 19-09-2010 04:42AM

Hi all,

so here i was minding my own business, just being a piece of garlic when all of a sudden......

....you get the idea

treborflynn · 19-09-2010 04:45AM

if you added a couple of laxatives in with that it would have been epic.....

dumb and dumber all the way!!!

Motley Crue · 19-09-2010 09:22AM

rorymcgrory wrote: »

plus im sipping on a few cans of stout here.

First of all, you're drunk

rorymcgrory wrote: »

Can't wait to hear if he got his nuts...

Next, do you mean to say that after feeding her almost two bulbs of garlic he would have then bedded the girl, because obviously you've put some stout in the dish too and they would be plastered, and then rather then come to your house and kill you he would ring and tell you he got laid.....:eek:

Gaudizeit · 19-09-2010 11:57AM

she probably didn't notice the smell of garlic as his mickey doesn't breathe.

rorymcgrory · 19-09-2010 03:28PM

He got his nuts...

donmeister · 19-09-2010 03:55PM

Passive aggressive cockblocking. Poor show

Scuid Mhór · 19-09-2010 03:59PM

rorymcgrory wrote: »

Hi all,

Just wanted to share this with you as its 10.30 and I still cant stop laughing.

A friend of mine had a date tonight with a girl he met a couple of weeks ago. First date and he seemed real into her.

He phoned earlier on on his way home from work and with my missus being away with kids I said I'd cook him dinner. I was planning on making Lasange anyway.As i was chopping garlic I decided to whack a load of it in. Couldnt stop myself and put a whole two bulbs in!!!!

Was pretty horrilbe stuff and he did say was there much garlic in it as he had a date.To which I replied " its just a hint of it in the jar of sauce. What a goon. My house is still stinking of it , cant imagine what my breath is like, plus im sipping on a few cans of stout here.

Can't wait to hear if he got his nuts...

that isn't even remotely funny, sorry.

19-09-2010 04:25PM

rorymcgrory wrote: »

He got his nuts...

Well that backfired. I hope you feel jealous now.

Sardonicat · 19-09-2010 04:33PM

rorymcgrory wrote: »

He phoned earlier on on his way home from work and with my missus being away with kids I said I'd cook him dinner.

YOU have a wife?

F1ngers · 19-09-2010 04:40PM

Sardonicat wrote: »

YOU have a wife?

Who else did you think his friend got his nuts off with.
I think everyone knows except OP.

foxinsox · 19-09-2010 06:08PM

rorymcgrory wrote: »

He got his nuts...

what we did last night was soooooooooooooo much more than that ^

Friend hate a date tonight. I put 2 full bulbs of Garlic in his dinner!

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