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Friend hate a date tonight. I put 2 full bulbs of Garlic in his dinner!

  • 18-09-2010 10:49PM
    #1
    rorymcgrory
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 267 ✭✭


    Hi all,

    Just wanted to share this with you as its 10.30 and I still cant stop laughing.

    A friend of mine had a date tonight with a girl he met a couple of weeks ago. First date and he seemed real into her.

    He phoned earlier on on his way home from work and with my missus being away with kids I said I'd cook him dinner. I was planning on making Lasange anyway.As i was chopping garlic I decided to whack a load of it in. Couldnt stop myself and put a whole two bulbs in!!!!

    Was pretty horrilbe stuff and he did say was there much garlic in it as he had a date.To which I replied " its just a hint of it in the jar of sauce. What a goon. My house is still stinking of it , cant imagine what my breath is like, plus im sipping on a few cans of stout here.

    Can't wait to hear if he got his nuts...


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  • #2
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Is he going out on a date with dracula or something.


  • #3
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,495 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    You can't stop laughing over that?!

    I stabbed a date once... now THAT was funny!


  • #4
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Hate-A-Date. I like the sound of that. :D


  • #5
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    you've watched dumb and dumber one too many times


  • #6
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    rorymcgrory wrote: »
    Hi all,

    Just wanted to share this with you as its 10.30 and I still cant stop laughing.

    A friend of mine had a date tonight with a girl he met a couple of weeks ago. First date and he seemed real into her.

    He phoned earlier on on his way home from work and with my missus being away with kids I said I'd cook him dinner. I was planning on making Lasange anyway.As i was chopping garlic I decided to whack a load of it in. Couldnt stop myself and put a whole two bulbs in!!!!

    Was pretty horrilbe stuff and he did say was there much garlic in it as he had a date.To which I replied " its just a hint of it in the jar of sauce. What a goon. My house is still stinking of it , cant imagine what my breath is like, plus im sipping on a few cans of stout here.

    Can't wait to hear if he got his nuts...

    Jealous are we?


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  • #7
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    What if she has a garlic fetish? Hah, then the jokes on you sir!


  • #8
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I love people who do wacky stuff like that. It makes life so much fun.


  • #9
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    you've watched dumb and dumber one too many times
    you can never watch dumb and dumber too many times


  • #10
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    You need to get out more.


  • #11
    poisonated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,284 ✭✭✭poisonated


    I'm a bit confused as to what you are trying to say. You hate your friend and...?


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  • #12
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    Oh Rory, you little scamp, what will you get up to next?


  • #13
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    basquille wrote: »
    You can't stop laughing over that?!

    I stabbed a date once... now THAT was funny!


    We all have skeletons in our closet. Though the skeletons in yours are cleary very real. :D


  • #14
    copacetic
    Subscribers Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    Jeez, I could go a lasagne right now.


  • #15
    retenzo12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 124 ✭✭retenzo12


    you lunatic...is this what you get up to when your moths away?


  • #16
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,495 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    We all have skeletons in our closet. Though the skeletons in yours are cleary very real. :D
    They're not in my closet... floorboards ftw!


  • #17
    rorymcgrory
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 267 ✭✭rorymcgrory


    Jealous am I???? Hahha. Maybe a wee bit ;)

    Hopefully they go someone nice and loud so he'll be roaring in her ear. "Jeez Tom, were you eating Garlic?" "No just a dolmio sauce in a lasagne. Maybe a wee bit"

    .....What a lying bastard.....


  • #18
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Haha that's mean :)
    Still, you'll get your karma when he spends the next two weeks whinging about the fact that this girl aint returning any of his calls :)


  • #19
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    rorymcgrory wrote: »
    Jealous am I???? Hahha. Maybe a wee bit ;)

    Hopefully they go someone nice and loud so he'll be roaring in her ear. "Jeez Tom, were you eating Garlic?" "No just a dolmio sauce in a lasagne. Maybe a wee bit"

    .....What a lying bastard.....

    oh you little rascal!


  • #20
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Hey - OP... here's another "crazy" joke you could try out;

    Get one of your wife's tampons & rub it with a chilli pepper. The results will be f*cking hilarious.

    Seriously.


  • #21
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Hey - OP... here's another "crazy" joke you could try out;

    Get one of your wife's tampons & rub it with a chilli pepper. The results will be f*cking hilarious.

    Seriously.
    bleach is better


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  • #22
    rorymcgrory
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 267 ✭✭rorymcgrory


    retenzo12 wrote: »
    you lunatic...is this what you get up to when your moths away?


    Ha ha, just came into my head. Same guy would do the same to me no probs...Still waiting on a text which should read along the lines..."You c*nt) :)


  • #23
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    If he uses breath-mints or the spray he'll be fine. So much effort on OP's part.


  • #24
    rorymcgrory
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 267 ✭✭rorymcgrory


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    bleach is better

    Nice ideas guys. Maybe i'll sodomize her bum with a meathook on her return :)


  • #25
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    rorymcgrory wrote: »
    Nice ideas guys. Maybe i'll sodomize her bum with a meathook on her return :)

    teach her to stay in the kitchen in future


  • #26
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    rorymcgrory wrote: »
    Nice ideas guys. Maybe i'll sodomize her bum with a meathook on her return :)

    Too far...


  • #27
    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    This thread is the only thing that made me laugh all day.


  • #28
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    IamtheWalrus wrote: »
    This thread is the only thing that made me laugh all day.
    you must have had one bad day


  • #29
    maameeo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,396 ✭✭✭✭maameeo


    rorymcgrory wrote: »
    Nice ideas guys. Maybe i'll sodomize her bum with a meathook on her return :)

    euwwwwwww

    some counseling maybe?


  • #30
    rorymcgrory
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 267 ✭✭rorymcgrory


    maameeo wrote: »
    euwwwwwww

    some counseling maybe?

    That was joke. I think thats actually illegal


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  • #31
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    rorymcgrory wrote: »
    Hi all,

    Just wanted to share this with you as its 10.30 and I still cant stop laughing.

    A friend of mine had a date tonight with a girl he met a couple of weeks ago. First date and he seemed real into her.

    He phoned earlier on on his way home from work and with my missus being away with kids I said I'd cook him dinner. I was planning on making Lasange anyway.As i was chopping garlic I decided to whack a load of it in. Couldnt stop myself and put a whole two bulbs in!!!!

    Was pretty horrilbe stuff and he did say was there much garlic in it as he had a date.To which I replied " its just a hint of it in the jar of sauce. What a goon. My house is still stinking of it , cant imagine what my breath is like, plus im sipping on a few cans of stout here.

    Can't wait to hear if he got his nuts...
    You evil genius you!


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