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Whats the worst state you were in after drinks?

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  • 18-09-2010 2:14pm
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    Subtle Troll
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    I have a sore head, I dropped my hat in the toilet and its soaked, I puked in a bag for life and left it in the sink, I am naked, my pants are all pissy because I had some trouble at the urinal last night so I smell also of the wee.


    What about you, can you be a classy guy too?
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    Links234
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    you call yourself subtle?


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    Gerard.C
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    The worst state i was in after drink was Texas

















    loool


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    #4
    Subtle Troll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭Subtle Troll


    Links234 wrote: »
    you call yourself subtle?

    I am not super man either.


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    bigwormbundoran
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    Went home, fell asleep in me brothers bed (inspired choice), filled it with sick, he came in, after a split shift in work and put me into me own bed.
    He then went about the business of cleaning it up, and as he was coming back up the stairs with new bedclothes, i was standing over the bed it pissing into it, good times.


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    DazMarz
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    Several possible candidates:

    -Night Leinster beat Munster in the Heineken Cup; wandering around the smoking area of the club/bar I was in, Leinster jersey on, pint in each hand, shouting "LEIN-STAH, LEIN-STAH" at anyone who cared to listen. Didn't get back into club, but got into bar. Stayed until 2:30, stumbled to taxi while shoving a burger into my gob. Last thing I remember before waking up the following morning in bed, feeling like I'd been hit by a bus.

    -Pre-debs night; got bored in the place we were and the drink was way too overpriced, so went next door to a quiet bar and ordered 5 Jack Daniel's. 1-2-3-4-5... down the hatch one after the other. Into taxi and off to another pub where a game of poker was on; by the time I got there it was full-on putting your hand on the wall to stop the room spinning. Lost €250 in 5 minutes, clawed back to win €500 and puked up several times in the toilets.

    -St. Patrick's Day 2008... a day that will live in infamy (for me anyway). Was absolutely shockingly locked the night before and was so hungover that day I puked into several flowerbeds on my way to town for the parade.

    -The night Chelsea won the Premier League 2010; in London for it, was at the game (8-0, come to daddy)... Don't remember much after that. Thought I had to send reports via email tho, so had to go back to hotel early. Then discovered no wi-fi... so back out and found a nice pub somewhere and stayed until the wee small hours... Dying on the flight home.

    -Christmas Eve 2005; "My Nightmare Before Christmas". In the pub with a mate, absolutely hopping off the Bulmers. Polished off an unmerciful amount. Grand until someone sent me a shot of sambuca. That finished me. The hangover from that didn't shift all day on Christmas Eve. I was in work from 9am until 8pm that day, and the hangover stayed with me until 6pm. I was fúcked...


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    winston82
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    Subtle Troll wrote: »
    I have a sore head, I dropped my hat in the toilet and its soaked, I puked in a bag for life and left it in the sink, I am naked, my pants are all pissy because I had some trouble at the urinal last night so I smell also of the wee.


    What about you, can you be a classy guy too?

    WTF are you doin wearing a hat out? Are you a quilt?


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    phasers
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    I got a ladder in my tights while climbing out of a taxi, worst night of my life.


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    karlog
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    phasers wrote: »
    I got a ladder in my tights while climbing out of a taxi, worst night of my life.

    A what?


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    Gi joe!
    Registered Users Posts: 271 ✭✭Gi joe!


    Halloween few years back. Received a nice dose of alcohol poisoning from two naggins and a few cans. Was only about 16.

    Dry retching every 2 minutes for the ENTIRE NIGHT.

    By the end of it I was literally bawling my eyes out from the pain.

    Not my finest moment.


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    phasers
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    karlog wrote: »
    A what?
    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/10/article-1093521-02C2663C000005DC-414_468x672.jpg


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    Subtle Troll
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    winston82 wrote: »
    WTF are you doin wearing a hat out? Are you a quilt?

    Yes, I am a quilt, I am typing with my quilty appendages.


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    dr.bollocko
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    karlog wrote: »
    A what?

    A stairway to heaven.
    /Grudgingly admits good username choice from OP.
    I woke up with a broken jaw and a hole in my cheek.
    Face met Rock from a high fence.
    Rock gets a capital letter cos it won.


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    chin_grin
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    Subtle Troll wrote: »
    Yes, I am a quilt, I am typing with my quilty appendages.

    Now I definitely KNOW I'm not "hip and down with the kids lingo". The only quilt I know is that which covers a bed.

    What is this new context?


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    alwaysadub
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    Oh it was after my leaving do in a job a few years back. I was drinking anyway and everythin,most of it paid for by the company so it was doubles all the way. I remember the 1st hour,then after that it's a total blank. Thought i'd lost the cheque and gift i was given,i'd given it to someone to mind, lucky he was honest and gave them back! Was told me and my boss got cosy and we were all thrown out of the pub and barred, but i think they were just making stuff up... I was dying for 3 or 4 days after.
    Good times!


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    ya-ba-da-ba-doo
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    Here's a text i got the thursday morning off a mate....


    "saw you wanderin around harcourt street last nite dont kno if ya remember...ya fell over 5 times in less than 3 mins, grabbed on to every girl that walked past shoutin 'hey babes', and tried to hop into the queue for D2 but couldnt get your leg over the barrier then got stuck and the bouncer fúcked ya out of it onto the ground"


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    karlog
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    phasers wrote: »
    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/10/article-1093521-02C2663C000005DC-414_468x672.jpg

    Oh i see. You must of been some drunken mess to allow that to happen:rolleyes:


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    phasers
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    karlog wrote: »
    Oh i see. You must of been some drunken mess to allow that to happen:rolleyes:
    Sigh


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    RockinRolla
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    Last night.

    We entered that dreaded dark place where the most idiotic things just made perfect sense bringing exact balance to the Universe.


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    Asphyxia
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    The night of my boyfriend's mother's birthday, I ended up sitting in the bathroom floor of the pub puking up in the bathroom while his mother held back my hair. :( Embarrassing is not the word.

    Still funny though thinking back :D


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    karlog
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    phasers wrote: »
    Sigh

    Can you blame me for taking you seriously.

    Where was the ':rolleyes:' sign


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    #22
    Subtle Troll
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    chin_grin wrote: »
    Now I definitely KNOW I'm not "hip and down with the kids lingo". The only quilt I know is that which covers a bed.

    What is this new context?

    Haven't a ****ing clue chin_grin, yerman is in an insane asylum probably got out of his cell onto the warden laptop to look for porn, but only the guest account had no password and the warden has a child protection suite so the kids can use it so yerman couldn't get on the porn so he came on here and called me a quilt instead.


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    seensensee
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    Gashed head, blood pumping from a fall while legless.

    blue label blues, much puking.

    Spent a night in the cells, received facial bruising from the good boys and a hefty fine from his lordship.

    " And it's no way never . . . . No way never no moooore...."


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    #24
    chin_grin
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    Subtle Troll wrote: »
    Haven't a ****ing clue chin_grin, yerman is in an insane asylum probably got out of his cell onto the warden laptop to look for porn, but only the guest account had no password and the warden has a child protection suite so the kids can use it so yerman couldn't get on the porn so he came on here and called me a quilt instead.

    Kids today eh? Lil rapscallions them. With their getting up to Lordknowswhat, with youknowwho and HIM. Yes HIM. Oh be still my beating fists. Kids today.


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    #25
    Subtle Troll
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    chin_grin wrote: »
    Kids today eh? Lil rapscallions them. With their getting up to Lordknowswhat, with youknowwho and HIM. Yes HIM. Oh be still my beating fists. Kids today.

    There were kids yesterday too. What I want though is to know what this loopy loo was on about calling me a quilt, i just learned what a hipster was the other day but fashion moves too quick see.

    maybe the quilt is the new low cut mans frilly vest.


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    Mushy
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    Probably the day I met Jack Daniels. Started at 3 o clock for the Manchester derby, struggled beyond half time. Slept in mates hedge, puked all over his back garden, passed out for hours in his, back in own bed by 9:D


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    Millicent
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    Too many to list... I'd say the trip to the hospital was right up there. This is why I stopped drinking! :pac: If you're a messy drunk, don't drink people!


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    #28
    Tender Hoop
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    rehab


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    DOC09UNAM
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    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    A stairway to heaven.
    /Grudgingly admits good username choice from OP.
    I woke up with a broken jaw and a hole in my cheek.
    Face met Rock from a high fence.
    Rock gets a capital letter cos it won.

    better than waking up the other way round.


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    Agricola
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    One once drank alittle too much egg nog at Mawmaw's christmas shindig, and regurgitated into one's hand.


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    Lux23
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    I fell and chipped my tailbone back in July and then I broke a bone in my foot two weeks ago. So I am gradually coming to the conclusion that I may need to slow down a bit.


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