All your ''I was on the bus and this happened'' storys,

I was on the bus and it brought me to my destination!

I was on a bus and I read a thread on After Hours about people on buses.

I was on a bus and this african woman just left her expensive brand new pram there and said "Its ok, the government will give me a new one"!*




*Never happened.

I got sick on a Bus Eireann bus once after a few too many pints, just before my stop. I stood up and walked to the front of the bus to get off. As the driver braked by the stop, a stream of guinness puke ran up the aisle after me for all to see. Not my proudest moment.

Another time on a dublin bus a group of 6 or 7 scangers got on the top deck. A few of them started shouting abuse at some student down the back who was wearing a pink scarf. They were shouting at him calling him pinky and a fag*ot and the likes. One of the skangers knew yer man with the scarf though and started shouting at his buddies telling them to shut the fuk up. His buddies didnt like that, so next thing you know theres 7 scumbags beating the schite out of each other on the bus! It was fuking hilarious. The driver copped what was going on and pulled the bus over. Everyone got off except for the scumbags who were still laying into eachother. There was blood and all.

I was on a bus once and the driver got shot in a tussle between a police officer and some hoodlum despite the fact the cop wasn't after the charlatan in question. Anyway the cop had to drive the bus over a speed of 50mph otherwise a bomb would explode killing us all. We had some fun and highjinx for about 90mins until the cop finally saved us. Man that was a wild bus journey, think it was on the 27B, my memory aint what it was.

Anyway the cop looked very familiar, he reminded me of the guy in the Matrix, funny that.....

I drive a car. What the heck is a Bus??

^ Got there before me!

I was on the bus once... thought about it, then copped the f**k on and got a car.*



* Not true, I cant afford one.

It was a warm day and I was on a bus going through rathmines around 4/5pm on my way to tcd student accomadation for a particularly awesome session. The bus was in especially heavy traffic and pulled up to the stop. At the stop there was an exceptionally good looking arty/studenty looking girl wearing a loose top (and as it later transpired no bra) who started bending down to fix something in her bag. From my privileged top-deck position I couldn't help but sneak a peak and to my surprise her breasts were on full display :pac:!

Yeah, that's about as exciting as my bus stories get. The poor guy in front only started looking when it was too late, and he probably got caught too :pac:. Put me in a good mood for the night though!